You can say whatever you want to be, real or fake. I wanna be a robot so I can a table-flipping hand and a minigun for a dick.
What do you want to be?
Last posted Dec 24, 2012 at 02:19AM EST. Added Dec 23, 2012 at 12:06PM EST
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(Srs moment) I want to be an illustrator for books
Also serious, I want to be a great speaker and representative
The Obligatory:
I wanna be the very best,
That no one ever was!
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No joke: I’ve always wanted to be a game designer.
I’m always coming up with ideas for games, and I am constantly fascinated by the video games of the 90s. Naturally, I want to relive those days and make video games with an old-school heart.
That is my dream.
The operator of a Frozen Banana Truck on the East Coast.
immortal
I don’t know how many of these threads I’ve said this in, and with this topic alone, I wanted to become a video game designer. I’ve already explained what I plan to do before.
I wanna be the guy.
EMT and then later paramedic.
Film director, or something involved with the film industry.
Someone that can accomplish great things.
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A Metal drummer.
If not, being a doctor would be fine.
I want to work in 2D animation, or illustration. I don’t have any skills other than drawing and being creative, so those are my options apart from being the worlds cleanest hobo.
I want to be a video game designe-
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A bowl of rice.
Nothing is more filling.
NOTHING!!!
I want to be… a dentist!
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
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And I wanna be this guy: 
“When you’re being paid more than three times the expected salary for unskilled labor, you learn not to ask questions. When inhuman screams can be heard from further down the assembly line, you close the door and take a lunch break. When the door flies off its hinges and a mangled combination of man and machine comes charging in – lunch break is over.”
-Foundry Worker Aldridge’s bio
Aside from that, an astronaut and/or aerospace engineer
Already got the gear for going to the moon: ![]()
I actually want to open a bakery. That way my mentally-disabled brother can work with me without nobody shitting on him.
I want to be a few things.
1. Movie producer
2. Folk musician
3. Webcomic artist
I just need money.

Realistically: Obstetrical Nurse
Either computer engineer, game programmer, or a police officer.
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