Banned for lurking
Banned for prejudice against lurkers.
Banned with extreme prejudice.
banned for being a scratch
Banned for having sharp, pointy teeth.
Banned for coming back after being banned
Banned for using an image macro
Banned because nobody laughs like that
Banned for being a bird. Birds cannot type.
banned for being a credit card
Banned for having a dragon, but not being dovahkiin
Banned for defying physics with ponies that are able to hold and fire guns with their hooves
banned for blackmailing
banned for president
BANNED FOR TYPING IN ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS
CAPITAL MASTER RACE
banned for typeism
Banned for posting 2 hours ago.
Banned because the Eleventh Doctor Who and the Eleventh Doctor Whooves (if you went to Equestria) said so.
Banned for not really being golden.
banned for being a doctor
Banned for finally reaching commenter status
Banned for having green hair.
Banned for using MasterCard.
Banned for being a doctor without license
Banned for being medic
banned for using the ship as action pose
Banned for not using the ship as an action pose.
Banned for not lurking moar enough.
Banned for reasons yet unknown
banned for ???
Banned for using punctuation
Banned for nice choice in hats.
Banned for being half cat
Banned for being a Gold Member.
Banned for irony
Banned for ironic shitposting
Banned for not wearing black.
Banned for article 2 of the Constitution of Non-Black Clothes.
Banned for your username starting with “v” and ending with “e”.
Banned for not being at least a level 7 outbreak.
banned for not knowing for who you really are
Banned for telling him the evident.
Banned for posting your ban about 4 hours ago
i ban you because you care about time
Banned for being a wicked lich
banished for not being a wicked person
Banned for no longer being president
Actually, I’m in a pretty good mood today. So good in fact, I’m not even going to ban you!
Enjoy your ban.