Banned for writing curses on public buses.
Banned for getting this to 24 pages
Banned for becoming the new top spammer in this thread (most likely).
Banned for no having an umbrella
Banned for being “the guy that kind of gives me the creeps”
banned for being a clone
Banned because clones are awesome!
Banned because clones are not awesome.
Banned for not rimming me like I wanted. :(
Banned for throwing pixie dust into the air.
Banned for appearing to be thinking of something harmful while laughing
Banned for wearing a baseball cap.
Banbed for triying to conquest the world
Banned for not finding a cure for my missingness.
Banned for not building up an immunity to missingness beforehand.
Banned for not being Shadow.
Banned for standing in the rain when you should be singing.
Banned because there is already a Robotnik!
Banned ‘cause that’s true
Banned because that Robotnik was originally Eggbotnik, AKA, me.
Banned for being Too classic
Banned for not being classic enough.
Banned for having an upsetting avatar.
Banned for not knowing who you are
Banned for letting Rimshot do shenanigans
Banned for being missing.
Banned for being prejudiced against avatars and names…
banned for withheald reasons. In 14 days, you can’t appeal your ban. You are permabanned.
Banned for ambiguity in forum moderation.
Banned for not having a face.
Banned for being a gold member
Banned for exposing us to Nick Cage’s awesomeness
Banned for not saying internet god nick cage’s awesomeness
Banned for being an excessive asshole you stupid mutt
Banned for racism against dogs that are not pure-bred.
Banned for banning a man who banned a dog who banned ponies who banned a lord who banned the same dog!
Banned for fucking up my mind
Banned for cursing
banned reasons my murloc mind cannot understand
Banned for your inability to understand.
Banned because only now, at the end, do you understand…
Banned for using lightning without a lightning usage licence.
Banned because there isn’t such a thing
Banned because I just warped the very fabric of space and time to create such thing.
Banned for warping the fabric of time and space without use of a Chaos Emerald.
Banned because I have five of them!
Banned for having five, and not giving me one
Banned for not liking chocolate milk
Banned for not loving chocolate milk.