Banned for not being as awesome as Weird Al made you up to be.
Banned for remaining “missing,” once found
Banned for reaching conclusions too quickly
Banned for using an unnecessary full name.
Banned for having a bad name
Banned for being a total faggot
Banned for………….fuck this thread im done
Banned for fuck you, this thread isn’t done with you!
Banned for trying to determinate if the thread is done or not.
Banned for revealing the absolute truth
Banned for attempting to conceal the truth.
☭☭☭☭Banned for not celebrating International Workers’ Day. Hail Comrades the Vodka! ☭☭☭☭☭
Banned because of Communism. Communism is the very definition of failure…
Banned because Liberty Prime wasn’t in New Vegas…
Banned because you played New Vegas
Banned for a banning someone for a ridiculous reason.
Banned for brackets
Banned because those are parentheses, not brackets.
banned for being a grammer nazi
Banned for also being a Grammar Nazi.
Banned for blowing my mind Kurt Cobain style
Banned for not thinking with portals.
Banned for talking about portals but not having the game Portal or Portal 2!!!!
Banned for not playing portal 3
banned for suggesting there can be a portal 3
Banned for suggesting you can feed that man enough to get him to make a 3rd one.
Banned for not having faith in that lad.
Banned again. Nothing else.
Banned because I said so.
Banned for not being optimistic enough
Banned because the glass is half empty. That’s one half you’ll never see again…
Banned because, according to Voltaire, we must cultivate our own garden.
This user was banned for banning the previous user who used a stupid reference and had their posts hidden.
Banned for not entering the philosophical train.
banned for living in mordor!
Banned because one does not simply live in Mordor
Banned because you didn’t use the meme in a hilarious antic like it was meant to be…
How true these all are (especially the last one)!
banned for spamming ‘one does not simply’ images.
banned for posting a meme
Banned for not posting a meme while being on a site whose sole purpose is to document memes.
And now, to keep myself from sounding like a hypocrite, here is a pop-tart cat.
Banned for getting sued.
Ann Hiro is banned because he doesn’t use full sentences.
Banned, my girl, you assume that I don’t use complete sentences. I only use sentence fragments when it gets my point across.
Banned because there appears to be two different Ann Hiros and it’s really confusing me…
Banned for… oh dear God, you’re right… tzz!
CANNOT BAN…tzz… DOES NOT COMPUTE! SET TO… tzz… SELF DESTRUCT!