Banned for having a robotic limb which was not designed by me.
Banned for being blue.
You are banned for not knowing who you are.
Banned for terrorism
You are banned for not knowing the difference between Iran and Afghanistan.
Banned for giving a crap.
Banned for not giving a crap.
Banned for responding so early.
Banned for slow response
Banned for losing the fat boy face off
Banned for having less of a clue of who you are than me.
Banned for being ironic.
Banned because I’m pretty sure that doesn’t constitute irony.
Banned for not explaining yourself.
Banned because Who am I?‘s post, “Banned for having less of a clue of who you are than me” is not an example of irony. Going by the definition of verbal irony, there has to be a contrast between what was said and what was meant. If Who am I? had posted "Banned because you don’t know who you are" then that would constitute irony.
As it stands, his current post does not constitute irony because he acknowledges not knowing who he is.
Banned because I was going more along the lines of situational irony, or “an occasion in which the outcome is significantly different from what was expected.”
Who am I?’s username implies that he has no knowledge of his own identity.
Since this is the case, Who am I? banning the user above him for “having less of a clue of who you are than me” could be considered a valid example of situational irony because you would not expect someone to have less of an idea of who he is than someone who’s own username implies that he has no idea who he is.
This is similar to how a police officer getting arrested could be considered an example of situational irony because you would not expect an enforcer of the law to become a victim of the law.
If I’m wrong on any of this, please correct me. But I’ll ban you if you do.
Baned fior bieng smaert
Banned for not posting 1000 posts like a true conversationalist.
Banned for reasons of the utmost security.
Banned for being found.
Banned for the reason of being found.
You are banned because you are too awesome for this site.
Banned for being a country.
You are banned for banning countries.
Banned for banning somebody for banning countries.
You are banned for posting a picture of a man.
Yo Dawg I heard you like Bans so I banned you for banning a man because he posted a man responding to a post about banning a man for banning another man.
Banned for using a meme that bans the prior user for banning the guy who used a meme to ban someone who banned someone else for banning someone who banned someone who banned a country.
Banned for destroy my brain.
Banned for not fixing yourself
Banned for being you. Deal with it.
Banned for unreasonable banning.
Banned for not understanding that I banned Ernest for having switched his name, avatar, etc. multiple times in a very short period of time. He appears to have either multiple personality disorder, but based on his also posting violent and semi anti-social behavior I’m going to have to say he has Schizophrenia, so he has even less of a clue who he is than I do. I guess having an IQ of 300 isn’t that great.
Banned because you’re black and I’m a Habbo Hotel mod.
Banned for locking out Crona, and inviting us to a swimming pool where you may not dive, which clearly is one of the basic actions that makes swimming a pleasure to do
Banned for starving me
Banned for having a middle initial.
You are banned for have a sentence as your username. At least, you could have ended that sentence with a full stop.
Banned being a country and a Collector.
@Who am I?: I didn’t find that necessary at all…
Banned for NATIONALITY!!!
You are banned for being a newbie.
Banned because a real newbie looks like this:
Banned for exposing the stupidity in people
Banned for getting my hopes up at first but not my dick after scrolling
Banned for not thinking that Lyra is sexiest pony
Banned for doing something.