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Ban the user above you!

Last posted Jul 31, 2014 at 10:57AM EDT. Added Jan 09, 2013 at 05:02PM EST
3620 posts from 286 users

Banned for being a whore

May 18, 2013 at 03:39PM EDT

Banned for not being able to infer that he likes bananas.

May 19, 2013 at 01:40AM EDT
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Banned for not making sense.
Double-banned for not knowing what Own Tempo was in a previous post.

May 19, 2013 at 02:10AM EDT
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Banned for thinking that starfish are fungi.
Double-banned for not banning me for double-banning.

May 19, 2013 at 02:23AM EDT
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Banned fir being a cool cat

May 20, 2013 at 07:15AM EDT

Banned because you think the last banner is a cat

May 20, 2013 at 08:03AM EDT
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Banned for not using C++.
#include < conio.h>
#include < stdio.h>
int main()
{printf(“Banned”);
getch();
return 0;
}

Last edited May 20, 2013 at 08:28AM EDT
May 20, 2013 at 08:26AM EDT
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Banned for not using Java.
/* Finds the lowest common multiple (LCM) of two numbers */
function LCMCalculator(x, y) { // constructor function
var checkInt = function (x) { // inner function
if (x % 1 !== 0) {
throw new TypeError(x + " is not an integer"); // throw an exception
}
return x;
};
this.a = checkInt(x)
// ^ semicolons are optional
this.b = checkInt(y);
}
// The prototype of object instances created by a constructor is
// that constructor’s “prototype” property.
LCMCalculator.prototype = { // object literal
constructor: LCMCalculator, // when reassigning a prototype, set the constructor property appropriately
gcd: function () { // method that calculates the greatest common divisor
// Euclidean algorithm:
var a = Math.abs(this.a), b = Math.abs(this.b), t;
if (a < b) {
// swap variables
t = b;
b = a;
a = t;
}
while (b !== 0) {
t = b;
b = a % b;
a = t;
}
// Only need to calculate GCD once, so “redefine” this method.
// (Actually not redefinition--it’s defined on the instance itself,
// so that this.gcd refers to this “redefinition” instead of LCMCalculator.prototype.gcd.)
// Also, ‘gcd’ = "gcd", this['gcd'] = this.gcd
this[‘gcd’] = function () {
return a;
};
return a;
},
// Object property names can be specified by strings delimited by double (") or single (‘) quotes.
“lcm” : function () {
// Variable names don’t collide with object properties, e.g. |lcm| is not |this.lcm|.
// not using |this.a * this.b| to avoid FP precision issues
var lcm = this.a / this.gcd() * this.b;
// Only need to calculate lcm once, so “redefine” this method.
this.lcm = function () {
return lcm;
};
return lcm;
},
toString: function () {
return "LCMCalculator: a = " + this.a + ", b = " + this.b;
}
};

// Define generic output function; this implementation only works for web browsers
function output(x) {
document.body.appendChild(document.createTextNode(x));
document.body.appendChild(document.createElement(‘br’));
}

// Note: Array’s map() and forEach() are defined in JavaScript 1.6.
// They are used here to demonstrate JavaScript’s inherent functional nature.
[[25, 55], [21, 56], [22, 58], [28, 56]].map(function (pair) { // array literal + mapping function
return new LCMCalculator(pair[0], pair[1]);
}).sort(function (a, b) { // sort with this comparative function
return a.lcm() – b.lcm();
}).forEach(function (obj) {
output(obj + ", gcd = " + obj.gcd() + ", lcm = " + obj.lcm());
});

May 20, 2013 at 09:53AM EDT
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Banned for even remotely understanding what just happend

May 20, 2013 at 10:49AM EDT

Banned because I am not programmed to make mista--

ERROR.

FAILURE IN PROGRAMMING.

SHUTTING DOWN SILVER_SONIC.EXE

May 20, 2013 at 01:06PM EDT
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Banned for being stiffs and not enjoying your day!




Last edited May 20, 2013 at 01:28PM EDT
May 20, 2013 at 01:23PM EDT
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Banned for not posting conan dancing

May 20, 2013 at 01:27PM EDT

Banned because those are not rules that deserve to be respected. Carpe Dieme, lads and lasses!

May 20, 2013 at 01:41PM EDT
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Quia non vitantur Latine scribere.
(Banned for not writing Latin.)

Last edited May 20, 2013 at 01:48PM EDT
May 20, 2013 at 01:47PM EDT
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באַנד פֿאַר נישט שרייבן אין ייִדיש.
(Banned for not writing in Yiddish.)

May 20, 2013 at 01:57PM EDT
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May 20, 2013 at 02:40PM EDT
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