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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
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Viuff wrote:

nice gun.. shame you got no ammo

i wish 9gag never existed

Granted and granted… (I just hate it so much as well)

I wish I could play xcom

Mar 29, 2013 at 11:03AM EDT

Granted. It gives you the blue screen of death when you attempt to run it.

I wish for water.

Apr 04, 2013 at 12:03AM EDT

Granted… it’s salt water!
I wish for all (with emphasis on ALL) life as we know it to evolve a few decades worth.

Apr 04, 2013 at 07:23AM EDT

we all evolve backwards few decades worth
thanks nothing

i wish i had a baby murloc

Apr 04, 2013 at 10:47AM EDT

Granted but then your wow account gets hacked by a 13 year old and makes your main character look all gay and itemless.

I wish i could get some vacations.

Apr 04, 2013 at 11:24AM EDT

it turns out you can
if you where a human

i wish boobs didn’t exist

Apr 04, 2013 at 02:14PM EDT

you get a pinkie meat pony pie

i wish the roof was on fire

Apr 06, 2013 at 06:49AM EDT

It Kills everyone under it.
I wish for the drawing of the letter f

Apr 06, 2013 at 07:06AM EDT

Granted, he loses it to Amon.

Dac loses bending, shocked silence

I wish for a joke from a Last Airbender character.

Last edited Apr 08, 2013 at 10:27PM EDT
Apr 08, 2013 at 10:26PM EDT

I wish for the ultimate weapon

Last edited Apr 08, 2013 at 11:27PM EDT
Apr 08, 2013 at 11:25PM EDT

Granted. But every time you wish to use the weapon, it requires the sacrifice of one person that you care about.

I wish for a lifetime supply of beer.

Apr 08, 2013 at 11:37PM EDT

Everyone is jealous of your success and they kill you for it…
I wish I knew how to properly use the Source Filmmaker

Apr 09, 2013 at 09:26AM EDT

Granted. Your computer explodes and you lose all of your work.

I wish for a plateful of pizza pockets.

Last edited Apr 09, 2013 at 09:29AM EDT
Apr 09, 2013 at 09:28AM EDT

they are rotten

i wish.. i had a bullet made of pure silver

Apr 09, 2013 at 12:49PM EDT

Granted, but it’s undercooked and you die from food poisoning
I wish for an anime character

Apr 09, 2013 at 04:44PM EDT

Anime character is a young girl, due to the rules of hentai/anime; she is violently raped in front of you by an octopus. You become scarred for life.
I wish for a small island nation off the coast of Egypt.

Apr 09, 2013 at 04:54PM EDT

you get you very own

i wish i was from space

Last edited Apr 10, 2013 at 04:25AM EDT
Apr 10, 2013 at 04:25AM EDT

granted but from space jam. and you are him now:

I wish I was lunching right now

Apr 10, 2013 at 03:46PM EDT

Granted. Your lunch is poisoned.

I wish for a new robotic army which is immune to self-destruction so I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Last edited Apr 11, 2013 at 12:27AM EDT
Apr 10, 2013 at 11:57PM EDT

your army turn against you

i wish i could read minds

Apr 11, 2013 at 04:21AM EDT

You read the wrong person’s mind and get scarred for life by what you see in it.

I wish I found Manaphy.

Apr 11, 2013 at 03:58PM EDT

You found a diglet
I wish for free toast

Apr 12, 2013 at 07:17AM EDT

Granted, you get miniature wings that can only carry you a few inches off the ground.
I wish for shillings to exist more!

Apr 12, 2013 at 03:14PM EDT

Granted, but it’s a poorly made one made by a 10 year old in Windows Movie Maker and they just spam overused jokes.

I wish I had a crossbow

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 08:57AM EDT
Apr 19, 2013 at 08:56AM EDT

granted but you end up shooting yourself in the knee with a bolt

i wish everybody would dance … forever!

Apr 19, 2013 at 02:55PM EDT

Granted but everyone eventually dies of exhaustion. Also, everyone has no rhythm.

I wish for a hat.

Apr 19, 2013 at 04:17PM EDT

You get the YesDear 5000.

I wish I hadn’t read some stupid slash fic that I accidentally read.

Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT

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