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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
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crusty wrote:

You get a magma cube, but it’s one of those tiny ones that don’t yield any cream.
I wish I had my very own boat.

Who needs cream?

You get the titanic. I think that should be enough.

I wish for a golden sword.


Last edited Jan 15, 2013 at 11:32PM EST
Jan 15, 2013 at 11:30PM EST

You get a golden sword, but it only has one use left.
I wish I had a rubber rhino.

Jan 15, 2013 at 11:36PM EST

I use the one use on that pigman that says “oh, you da pushover” and K.O.’d him.

You get a rubber rhino, made from recycled dildos.

Jan 15, 2013 at 11:44PM EST

The user above has not wished for something, so I’ll just wish for something myself.
I wish for all of the good luck in the world.

Jan 24, 2013 at 08:53PM EST

The good luck manifests in a huge orb right above you and lands on you, turning you into tomato soup.

I wish I was best friends with Kirby.

Jan 24, 2013 at 09:03PM EST

Your superpower is failing horribly at everything you do.
I wish I had a better memory.

Jan 24, 2013 at 10:43PM EST

You can only remember cute cat videos, all in perfect detail.

I wish I had a Pokemon.

Jan 24, 2013 at 11:12PM EST

You received a level 20 Magikarp. You have no badges, so it doesn’t obey you.

I wish I could draw.

Jan 25, 2013 at 10:36AM EST

everything you draw turns into bestiality porn
I wish for the ability to wish for more wishes

Jan 25, 2013 at 10:41AM EST

Wishes are physical objects that take up space. Hope you have room in your house.

I wish for a sandwich.

Jan 25, 2013 at 11:47AM EST

It jams and you blow your face off trying to fix it.
I wish for infinite wisdom.

Jan 25, 2013 at 03:05PM EST

Your infinite wisdom caused your head to explode
I wish people would stop fighting each other forever.

Jan 25, 2013 at 06:57PM EST

This kills human nature and everyone is like robots (*cough*ME3 Green ending*cough*)

I wish for the power to crush anything that attempts to stop my conquest of the earth.

Jan 25, 2013 at 07:06PM EST

Everything on Earth is dead, everything except for you.
I wish that I found the cure for cancer.

Jan 25, 2013 at 08:36PM EST

IcyNudibranch wrote:

It’s Nickelback.

I wish for an AK-47.

Granted, but you get AIDS.

I wish Equestria was real so I can conquer it.

Jan 25, 2013 at 11:43PM EST

Granted, but you fail in your conquest and they put you in a zoo. I wish so much money

Jan 26, 2013 at 12:01AM EST

Granted, but you are unable to finish sentences for the rest of your life.
I wish my mom let me eat two wieners.

Last edited Jan 26, 2013 at 01:08AM EST
Jan 26, 2013 at 01:08AM EST

You get one, but they eat you.
I wish I had a piece of pepperoni pizza.

Jan 26, 2013 at 09:08PM EST

The pepperoni is 25 years old
I wish for a Game Grumps poster.

Jan 26, 2013 at 09:15PM EST

Digger Nick becomes your slave, but he kills you in your sleep.
I wish for this wish to become uncorruptable.

Jan 26, 2013 at 11:19PM EST

Sure, in Bizarro World.
I wish I had a banana smoothie right now.

Jan 27, 2013 at 12:28AM EST

You Get One, but it was poisoned.

I wish Nicol Bolas din’t double post earlier

Last edited Jan 27, 2013 at 12:43AM EST
Jan 27, 2013 at 12:40AM EST

Granted, but it’s licorice flavored.
I wish I had a time machine.

Jan 27, 2013 at 09:05PM EST

You go back to meet dinosaurs and are promptly squished by a STEG-O-SAURUS!

I wish my cat was a Skitty.

Jan 27, 2013 at 09:08PM EST

The Skitty Wake-up Slaps you every morning.
I wish the Internet was truly run by cats.

Jan 27, 2013 at 09:11PM EST

The cats censor Youtube and KYM.

I wish I could be Dr. Von Richter’s lab assistant.

Last edited Jan 27, 2013 at 09:12PM EST
Jan 27, 2013 at 09:11PM EST

granted but he says he is not in the elovioition theory i wish for this forum to end

Jan 28, 2013 at 05:16PM EST

Granted, but you are assassinated for abuse of Power.

I wish I could send other people straight to hell.

Jan 28, 2013 at 06:22PM EST

Granted, but you go along with them.
I wish to get perfect grades on all of my assignments.

Jan 28, 2013 at 08:49PM EST

Granted, then you get expelled for changing your grades on the school computer.

I wish it was nice enough to go biking again.

Jan 29, 2013 at 04:31AM EST

You get killed in a biking accident.
I wish for a burger.

Jan 29, 2013 at 07:35AM EST

The Nothing from “The Neverending Story” comes and assimilates you.

I wish I had all the superballs in the world. (Boy, already I don’t like where this is heading….)

Jan 29, 2013 at 04:38PM EST

Granted, but ceases to exist only for two seconds
I wish I can be Saiyain

Jan 29, 2013 at 09:23PM EST

Presto! You’re no a solid block of ice!

I wish I was in Super Smash Bros.

Jan 29, 2013 at 09:58PM EST

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