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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
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Every creepypasta ever written becomes true, and you are kidnapped by Jeff, Slenderman, Smile Dog, Pinkamena Diane Pie(Sadistic Pinkie Pie), and BEN.

I wish that I could use magic.

Jan 29, 2013 at 10:09PM EST
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Granted, you’re using magic, but only in your dreams
I wish a wish who can wish wishes

Jan 29, 2013 at 11:02PM EST
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Granted, but the Spartan is a baby that was born with a deformity meaning he will be abandoned in the woods to die because that’s what happened in ancient Greece

I wish I could touch a sexy girl boob

Jan 30, 2013 at 06:02PM EST
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granted oh did you say fat boy’s

i wish for the matrix to blow up ya dirty machines

Jan 30, 2013 at 07:55PM EST
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The Matrix blows up, but everyone – including you- dies.
I wish that Valentine’s Day stopped existing.

Feb 13, 2013 at 06:10PM EST
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It stops existing but now the executives of companies had to come up with another day with a name like “love day” but less cheesy:

I wish Vriska and John end together.

Feb 13, 2013 at 07:17PM EST
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Vriska and John get together, but then they almost promptly both die horribly deaths (again.)
I wish for a FRIENDLY pet Dalek.

Last edited Feb 13, 2013 at 08:20PM EST
Feb 13, 2013 at 08:20PM EST
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Sure, Sure… but the Dalek breaks down 3 seconds after you get it and you have no clue how to repair it.

I wish for a set of knives.

Feb 13, 2013 at 08:33PM EST
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Wish granted…but you didn’t wish for a wish to be corrupted!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

Last edited Feb 13, 2013 at 08:46PM EST
Feb 13, 2013 at 08:44PM EST
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Who Is Username41 This Time? wrote:

Wish granted…but you didn’t wish for a wish to be corrupted!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

If I didn’t wish for a wish, my wish could not be granted. As such, it wasn’t corrupted. And the object of this thread is to corrupt wishes. You fail!

Feb 13, 2013 at 08:47PM EST
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You’re an Oscar Meyer wiener… Have fun no longer being alive pal. Oh, and a very ugly woman uses you for self-gratification.
I wish for a goddamn glass o Doctor Pepper.

Feb 13, 2013 at 08:47PM EST
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You get a stained glass window with the Dr. Pepper logo on it,

I wish that I had wings so I could fly.

Feb 13, 2013 at 09:19PM EST
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Your wings are chicken wings
I wish I can divide by zero

Feb 13, 2013 at 09:35PM EST
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You now have a girlfriend who stalks you 24/7.

I wish I had a trusty steed to travel with.

Feb 13, 2013 at 10:18PM EST
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Sir Crona Statscowski Esquire wrote:

You’re an Oscar Meyer wiener… Have fun no longer being alive pal. Oh, and a very ugly woman uses you for self-gratification.
I wish for a goddamn glass o Doctor Pepper.



It’s a teeny tiny toy horse that constantly yaps its head off.

I wish I had a Valentine.

Feb 14, 2013 at 10:18AM EST
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Granted.
You only have 11 hours left before the moon crashes. Not to mention how hours only last a minute in that universe.
I wish I had a companion cube. (Please be creative and don’t simply tell me to burn it)

Feb 14, 2013 at 11:50AM EST
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the companion cube is corrupted and there’s an flamethrower if you choose to let the cube live it will be very accurate in forever ending portals

i wish for an portal gun

Feb 14, 2013 at 11:10PM EST
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Medic wrote:

Granted…
I wish a new medical licence

Granted! Unfortunately your new medical license is still expired.

I wish for a billion dollars.

Feb 15, 2013 at 03:54AM EST
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I don’t see any wish to corrupt :(
I wish I could eat fast food without getting fat.

Feb 15, 2013 at 02:36PM EST
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Done you eat too much taco bell and get diarrhea.
I wish i had a better phone than the current Nokia C-1 I currently posses.

Feb 15, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
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Granted. You get an Iphone, but it was stolen from Chuck Norris.
I wish I could play the guitar like a pro.

Feb 15, 2013 at 03:32PM EST
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Granted.
I wish I had a delicious Sandvich right now.

Feb 15, 2013 at 10:57PM EST
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It’s laced with rat poison.
I wish makoto was my wife.

Feb 15, 2013 at 11:35PM EST
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Granted. You both die of spontaneous combustion.

I wish for an army so that I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

Feb 16, 2013 at 12:02AM EST
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Granted, but they have a self destruct button in their foot.
I wish for some hot wings.

Feb 16, 2013 at 11:41AM EST
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Granted, but they are too hot for you. The sauce comes from the Trinidad scorpion pepper and the Indian ghost pepper. 400 times hotter than Tabasco!

I wish for one skittle.

Feb 16, 2013 at 12:43PM EST
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Granted, but it starts multiplying and floods your house.
I wish for a N64.

Feb 16, 2013 at 12:57PM EST
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Your apple has a worm in it.
I wish for the best burrito.

Feb 16, 2013 at 01:03PM EST
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Granted. Good luck surviving without a spacesuit.
I wish Gaben released Episode 3.

Feb 16, 2013 at 01:24PM EST
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Granted, but it still gets spoiled, so it’s a neverending disaster.
I wish I had an Uzi 9mm

Feb 16, 2013 at 07:14PM EST
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