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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
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Granted. The paw was carrying influenza.

I wish for the cure to cancer.

Feb 17, 2013 at 11:49AM EST
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Granted. They’re worse than Sonic ’06.

I wish for an endless supply of pizza.

Feb 17, 2013 at 11:52AM EST
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…How did I know that would be the response?

Anyway, granted, but you have to provide said supply. TO THE WORLD.

I wish that 413, 612 and 1025 would have greater significance.

Feb 17, 2013 at 12:42PM EST
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Granted. The whole world grows a little larger as well.

I wish I could be Spider-Man for a day.

Feb 17, 2013 at 12:52PM EST
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Granted, he goes AWOL and kills everyone.

I wish for an ice cream sundae.

Feb 17, 2013 at 03:52PM EST
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Granted, it’s one hell of a delicious sundae, probably the best you ever ate in your whole life. Such a tasty ice cream slowly penetrates in your body…But then…

I wish twihards could all go togheter to the highest part of their respective houses, find a sharp object and jump there.

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Feb 17, 2013 at 03:56PM EST
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Granted. They miss.

I wish I could eat infinite sweets with out any negative side effects.

Feb 17, 2013 at 04:03PM EST
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Granted, but Fast Food’s negative effects are doubled.
I wish I had the Goldeneye keys.

Feb 17, 2013 at 04:29PM EST
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granted but they open the crate to the worst gun in gaming history
i wish for genies

Feb 17, 2013 at 08:21PM EST
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Granted, but they’re your enemies.
I wish I had a delicious BONK drink.

Feb 17, 2013 at 10:28PM EST
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Granted. You get the action figure.

I wish for an Italian restaurant.

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Feb 17, 2013 at 10:42PM EST
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You get the restaurant, but not the food.
I wish for a companion cube plushie.

Feb 17, 2013 at 10:55PM EST
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Granted. GLaDOS forces you to burn it in the incerator.
I wish for cotton candy.

Feb 17, 2013 at 11:05PM EST
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Granted. But it has diabetes.
I wish for Nyan Cat to visit earth.

Feb 17, 2013 at 11:11PM EST
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Granted. Unfortunately you missed him flying by because he was too fast.

I wish for the funniest yo mama joke ever.

Feb 17, 2013 at 11:18PM EST
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Granted. It’s really funny, but it’s so offensive that you KNOW if you would ever tell that joke to anyone, even a racist dude, he would be offended. Therefore, you will never mention that joke.
I wish it was snowing outside.

Feb 17, 2013 at 11:35PM EST
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Granted, but it’s fake.
I wish Cthulhu was my best friend.

Feb 18, 2013 at 01:15PM EST
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You are his best friend because your human flesh flavor
I wish I can open all the TF2 boxes without keys

Feb 18, 2013 at 01:54PM EST
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Granted, but you need to pay for what you find inside.
I wish I knew how to get the Sandvich for Heavy.

Feb 18, 2013 at 01:57PM EST
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Granted. But you need to go to the store to buy things to make a sandwich for Heavy.

I wish to be surrounded by beautiful women.

Feb 18, 2013 at 02:01PM EST
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GRANTED OH AN ROGUE AI SENTRY
I WISH THAT EVIL LYN IS MY FRIEND CAUSE SHE’S FOREVER ALONE IN SKELETOR’S HORDE

Feb 18, 2013 at 04:35PM EST
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Granted, but you’re only friends in Facebook.
I wish I knew how to eat a snake.

Feb 18, 2013 at 04:42PM EST
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Granted, it’s by killing everyone.
I wish for a bottomless jar of pickles.

Feb 21, 2013 at 07:41PM EST
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Granted, but the battery power goes down faster.
I wish I had the best PC in the world.

Feb 21, 2013 at 08:25PM EST
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You have a Mac
I wish a weapon with unlimited ammo

Feb 21, 2013 at 08:34PM EST
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Granted, but it only exists in your mind.
I wish people didn’t leave gum under the tables.

Feb 21, 2013 at 09:48PM EST
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Granted, they now leave it on chairs.

I wish for this week to finally be over

Feb 22, 2013 at 03:12AM EST

Granted, there are no people either. Or animals. Or life for that matter.

I wish for the 7 Chaos Emeralds.

Feb 23, 2013 at 01:14AM EST
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Alright, but Sega is going to retcon it to make

I wish I didn’t put my brain on my sleeve and have a history of taking of my shirt, and that people get the reference.

Feb 23, 2013 at 01:26AM EST
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Granted. Anyone who gets the reference dies.

I wish for a robot that can finally defeat Sonic.

Feb 23, 2013 at 01:40AM EST
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Granted, but it’s rotten.
I wish I had the longfall boots.

Feb 23, 2013 at 09:14PM EST
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