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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
485 posts from 72 users

Granted. They can be disliked.
I wish the human body could heal itself as fast as a videogame.

Feb 24, 2013 at 04:03PM EST

You created a paradox setting the universe out of balance
I wish I could travel back to the 1920s

Feb 24, 2013 at 08:46PM EST

If you mean:

Avatar the last airbender: Everything is fine until the Fire Nation takes over

James Cameron Avatar: You find yourself among the Na’avi and Earth goes to war with them.

I wish I owned a Woody and a Buzz Lightyear. (Already I can see this not ending well…)

Feb 24, 2013 at 09:10PM EST

last airbender
woody is like quagmire buzz lightyear is an engery drink weed
i wish that gi joe was real

Feb 24, 2013 at 10:00PM EST

He misses once in target practice and the bullet hits you.
I wish 4chan was real.

Feb 24, 2013 at 11:29PM EST

You accidentally spill it on your computer, it explodes and you die. Retry?
I wish I could fly.

Feb 24, 2013 at 11:36PM EST

It’s poisoned too.
I wish for a pie that can’t be poisoned.

Feb 25, 2013 at 05:29PM EST

It seems we responded to the same post. Anyways…
Granted, but water kills you.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was…

Feb 25, 2013 at 05:35PM EST


EDIT: Whoops. Forgot to post a wish.

I wish for a Wii U.

Last edited Feb 25, 2013 at 08:09PM EST
Feb 25, 2013 at 08:03PM EST

The Wii U has no games at all, and you’re broke.
I wish to have tremendous amounts of both intellect and strength.

Feb 25, 2013 at 08:14PM EST

Granted, but it’s been dropped into a toilet and fished out with sweaty gym socks.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Feb 25, 2013 at 09:42PM EST

They all get corrupted.
I wish I could build sentry guns that don’t kill me.

Feb 25, 2013 at 10:01PM EST

Granted, they don’t kill anything. They just sit there.

I wish Stormtroopers could aim.

Feb 25, 2013 at 10:13PM EST


I wish I can do backflips

Feb 26, 2013 at 03:40AM EST

Granted, But is the BreadDog

I wish my own dinosaur who cant eat me

Feb 26, 2013 at 02:58PM EST

You are incinerated immediately when you activate it.
I wish for my wishes to not get corrupted.

Feb 26, 2013 at 06:55PM EST

You’re mansion is alive, and eats you.
I wish Eggman would actually beat Sonic for once.

Feb 26, 2013 at 07:25PM EST

Granted. (I really don’t want to corrupt this one.) Tails beats me instead.

I wish I had a robot as strong as Metal Sonic that doesn’t disobey me.

Last edited Feb 26, 2013 at 07:28PM EST
Feb 26, 2013 at 07:28PM EST

You are given a block of THC instead of butter because you didn’t spell butter right.
I wish for my wishes to get corrupted.

Last edited Feb 26, 2013 at 08:15PM EST
Feb 26, 2013 at 08:14PM EST

Your second Hot Pocket is the one you regret eating now.
I wish I could find the disk for Crash Bandicoot.

Last edited Feb 26, 2013 at 08:22PM EST
Feb 26, 2013 at 08:21PM EST

The quarter is in the couch’s digestive system.
I wish people didn’t get so worked up over little things.

Feb 26, 2013 at 08:27PM EST

Granted. Their server explodes from too many memes.

I wish for a water bed.

Last edited Feb 26, 2013 at 08:45PM EST
Feb 26, 2013 at 08:44PM EST

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