granted but it only has one use
i wish that star wars is real
granted but it only has one use
Death Star blows up the world.
I wish posts couldn’t get downvoted.
Granted. They can be disliked.
I wish the human body could heal itself as fast as a videogame.
great you get doctors get unemployed and started stalking you
i wish for an wish
You created a paradox setting the universe out of balance
I wish I could travel back to the 1920s
granted in europe
i wish avatar is real
If you mean:
Avatar the last airbender: Everything is fine until the Fire Nation takes over
James Cameron Avatar: You find yourself among the Na’avi and Earth goes to war with them.
I wish I owned a Woody and a Buzz Lightyear. (Already I can see this not ending well…)
woody is like quagmire buzz lightyear is an engery drink weed
i wish that gi joe was real
He misses once in target practice and the bullet hits you.
I wish 4chan was real.
Granted. 9gag is now real, too.
I wish for a Dr. Pepper.
You accidentally spill it on your computer, it explodes and you die. Retry?
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You fly into an oncoming airplane.
I wish for some cake.
granted but it’s poisoned
i wish for an cheeseburger
It’s poisoned too.
I wish for a pie that can’t be poisoned.
Granted. You get a squeaky toy cheeseburger.
I wish for INFINITE HEALTH.
It seems we responded to the same post. Anyways…
Granted, but water kills you.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was…
Granted, you are the best at failing.
I wish I could predict the future.
Granted but you can’t escape from it.
I wish I would have vacations now.
EDIT: Whoops. Forgot to post a wish.
I wish for a Wii U.
The Wii U has no games at all, and you’re broke.
I wish to have tremendous amounts of both intellect and strength.
granted but you’re stone
i wish 9/11 didn’t happen
Granted. The world ends the day before.
I wish for a Kit-Kat.
Granted, but it’s been dropped into a toilet and fished out with sweaty gym socks.
I wish for infinite wishes.
They all get corrupted.
I wish I could build sentry guns that don’t kill me.
Granted, they don’t kill anything. They just sit there.
I wish Stormtroopers could aim.
Granted. But aiming cause them to shake more.
I wish for a cat.
You mistime one and break your back.
I wish the Toon Disney channel didn’t die off.
Yes but now its full of teen dramas.
I wish i didnt have skin allergies
Granted, but you have asthma, hay fever, and pneumonia to make up for it.
I wish you didn’t corrupt this wish.
Granted but you corrupted your own wish.
I wish I had a gatopan.
Granted, But is the BreadDog
I wish my own dinosaur who cant eat me
granted it’s the triceratops
i wish i had a light saber
done but its plastic made in indonesia
I wish i had some soda
The soda is poisoned
I wish I was a wizard
Granted, but your own powers are so corrupted you can’t control them and kill yourself.
I wish I had some popcorn.
I wish I could use Chaos Control.
You are incinerated immediately when you activate it.
I wish for my wishes to not get corrupted.
Granted. You don’t get any wishes.
I wish for a mansion.
You’re mansion is alive, and eats you.
I wish Eggman would actually beat Sonic for once.
Granted. (I really don’t want to corrupt this one.) Tails beats me instead.
I wish I had a robot as strong as Metal Sonic that doesn’t disobey me.
Granted, but he goes haywire and kills you anyway.
I wish I had some budder.
You are given a block of THC instead of butter because you didn’t spell butter right.
I wish for my wishes to get corrupted.
I wish I had not eaten that 3rd Hot Pocket.
Your second Hot Pocket is the one you regret eating now.
I wish I could find the disk for Crash Bandicoot.
You find Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart.
I wish I found that quarter I dropped in the couch.
The quarter is in the couch’s digestive system.
I wish people didn’t get so worked up over little things.
Granted, but you now do.
I wish Memebase had more memes.
Granted. Their server explodes from too many memes.
I wish for a water bed.
The bed is 100% sea water, and you can’t swim.
I wish I was God.