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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
485 posts from 72 users

Happy last day of your life.
I wish I had a medigun.

Mar 01, 2013 at 07:24PM EST

You avoid it at the last minute, because you think it’s poisoned. Dump it out…it seeps through a crack in the ground to the planet’s core and causes the world to blow up…

I wish I was a Legendary Pokemon

Mar 01, 2013 at 08:11PM EST

Granted. You now have unlimited power bars in your fridge.

I wish for a stronger and delicious alcoholic drink.

Mar 01, 2013 at 09:49PM EST

Sadly, the main ingredient is H2O2
I wish everyone would love the whole world, and all its sights and sounds.

Mar 01, 2013 at 09:52PM EST

You find it in the ground, dirty and full of bugs.
I wish for a taco.

Mar 02, 2013 at 12:54AM EST

Your taco was actually a wizard in disguise, and as soon as you bite it, he curses to spend an eternity in your personal Hell.
I wish people stopped being morons.

Mar 02, 2013 at 12:57AM EST

Now they are all d-bags
I wish I had the fastest internet ever.

Mar 02, 2013 at 12:59AM EST

Granted. The government confiscates it to see how it works and gives you back your old Internet.

I wish I had all 7 Chaos Emeralds and the Master Emerald.

Mar 02, 2013 at 01:12AM EST

The government confisctates them too and throw you in prison.
I wish I was stronger than Chuck Norris.

Mar 02, 2013 at 01:24AM EST

You’re not Pyro, so you die from afterburn.

I wish for the Pomsom to be fixed.

Mar 02, 2013 at 11:04AM EST

Granted. Everything else is broken.

I wish I had a magic conch shell.

Last edited Mar 17, 2013 at 05:32PM EDT
Mar 17, 2013 at 05:30PM EDT

it backfires on you when you wish for something
i wish for this form to be active again :I

Mar 17, 2013 at 09:58PM EDT

Granted…but only in five minutes
I wish everyone in my team be Heavy

(Who is upvoting everything?)

Mar 17, 2013 at 10:08PM EDT

Granted. Now your school can’t afford to buy toilet paper.

I wish I had an army of SWATbots which couldn’t self-destruct.

Mar 17, 2013 at 11:01PM EDT

Tails pokes one and they all fall apart in a domino line.

I wish I could give a f*ck.

Last edited Mar 18, 2013 at 04:35AM EDT
Mar 18, 2013 at 04:22AM EDT

Granted, you rest on your brand new bed made of spikes.
I wish for a tamed, docile, reptile pet!

Mar 18, 2013 at 08:00PM EDT

It’s dead, freaking dead.
I wish I could have a day to do anything I wanted, with no negative repercussions.

Mar 18, 2013 at 08:23PM EDT

Granted, it was the day and year you were born, and you couldn’t do much of what you wanted. But hey! Don’t let that get ya down! You made it out alive!
I wish for a live, docile, tamed, manticore!

Mar 18, 2013 at 09:35PM EDT

Granted, but the chainsaw include this guy to

I wish infinite health

Mar 18, 2013 at 10:13PM EDT

Infinite Health has been granted! But you didn’t specify who would be getting it though, so it goes to the person you hate most.

I wish for great knowledge.

Mar 18, 2013 at 11:26PM EDT

Your bladder explodes instead, and you need a change.
I wish for good music to play all day, every day!

Mar 19, 2013 at 12:20PM EDT

You eventually turn crazy from always hearing music 24/7

I wish this wish is corrupted

Mar 19, 2013 at 12:52PM EDT

You divided by zero! YOU MONSTER!!! OH SHI-

I wish I had some nachos.

Mar 19, 2013 at 01:14PM EDT

You are thrown back in time to World War One, have fun with trench foot!
I wish there were better hair mods for Fallout: New Vegas.

Mar 19, 2013 at 06:40PM EDT

ok but he placed an rue Goldberg device to light up an battery charged flamethrower(you die)
i wish for an undead dragon

Mar 19, 2013 at 07:52PM EDT

Granted, it’s a Komodo Dragon that walks very slowly and eats anything.
I wish for everyone, including me, on this thread to get gold bars!

Mar 19, 2013 at 08:32PM EDT

They’ll get them at the funeral.
I wish for zero to become dividable.

Mar 19, 2013 at 11:21PM EDT

Granted, but it’s cursed.
I wish I met a cartoon version of myself.

Mar 20, 2013 at 01:16AM EDT

Granted, but you both get smashed by a piano.

I wish for an egg-celent opportunity to defeat Sonic!

Mar 20, 2013 at 01:26AM EDT

You’re now 3/4 egg and a random furfag saves the day before you can finish off the defeated sonic.
I wish for fire

Mar 20, 2013 at 03:01AM EDT

You are now made of fire……….in a room full of TNT

I wish I wasn’t sick

Mar 20, 2013 at 04:57AM EDT

Granted but now you have the lack of ink illness.

I wish I knew why my GF was mad o.O

Mar 20, 2013 at 11:06AM EDT

you are now a woman and can understand female logic
i wish that the next wish will be my wish and that the following wish will not come true

Last edited Mar 20, 2013 at 04:58PM EDT
Mar 20, 2013 at 04:57PM EDT

ok i wish for an lich-excution
news of the day: justin bibier is hated throughout america

i wish for an anti-croupptable wish

Mar 20, 2013 at 09:04PM EDT

You just basically divided zero OH SHI-

I wish people would stop wishing for anti-croupptable wishes

Mar 21, 2013 at 01:00AM EDT

Granted but now people can wish for more genies.

I wish for a bottle of 3 liters of aloe drink.

Mar 21, 2013 at 11:33AM EDT

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