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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
485 posts from 72 users

Oh, you… Trainers can’t catch you. Pokeballs, however, are a different story. You just wasted a wish.
I wish I had a clone.

Mar 21, 2013 at 04:30PM EDT

Granted. He betrays you and imprisons you, taking your place.

I wish I had an army of Metal Sonics.

Mar 21, 2013 at 04:39PM EDT

granted but they are not stainless steel and they get all rusty within weeks.

I wish this salad wasnt all that soggy :/

Mar 21, 2013 at 04:55PM EDT

It’s not soggy enough, and tastes worse.
I wish I lived la vida loca.

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:02PM EDT

Granted but if you are gay you are now straight and if you were straight now you’re a tranny, and if you were a tranny now you’re a robot unicorn with caffeineholic and fan of midget furry pr0n.

I wish i had a more creative wish.

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:09PM EDT

Granted…I made you Death Pony! (Technically a mage…and white)

I wish I was War, one of the Four Horsemen, or War Pony, the horse of War!

Mar 21, 2013 at 07:28PM EDT

Good news is: You can play all the instruments. Bad news is: You can’t get out of your house because all those instruments block the exits.

Let’s try this again, I wish I couldn’t get caught by Pokeballs, either.

Mar 21, 2013 at 09:50PM EDT

Trainers use Tranquilizer guns and ropes in order to tame you. Ouch.
I wish I could travel between different planes of existence.

Mar 21, 2013 at 10:35PM EDT

Granted… you don’t control where you travel and you end up staying in a dimension of nothingness…
I wish for Raichu is Lugia! to be free, free to live his life… as a Digimon instead of a Pokemon!

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I wish for lightning to strike some random douchebag in Nevada

Mar 22, 2013 at 12:10AM EDT

Granted, the douchebag is you on your visit to nevada.

I wish BL2 was on my hands NAO!

Mar 22, 2013 at 12:55PM EDT

Granted, but without the box.
I wish I had many monies on Steam.

Mar 22, 2013 at 12:59PM EDT

Granted, but you still need another 99 for a 1-Up!
I wish my controls didn’t suck.

Mar 22, 2013 at 04:29PM EDT

Granted, but youras wishdfs onlaely worcs innn threee secons
I wish for some delicious pie!

Mar 22, 2013 at 05:21PM EDT

No, because you are Dragon
I wish the cure of cancer

Mar 22, 2013 at 07:03PM EDT

Granted but spy kills you before you can heal someone with cancer.

I wish i was a pyro

Mar 22, 2013 at 07:05PM EDT

you get a rotten, old and very hairy bagel

i wish.. the world was tainted with an unspeakable evil that would bring the ends of the earth in an all glory human mass slaughter so that the age of undead can raise from their ashes and take over the world MUAHAHAHAHA!

Mar 22, 2013 at 08:24PM EDT

the robots take over and extermination all zombies and liches
i wish for no mistakes

Mar 22, 2013 at 08:36PM EDT

You are dead (you can’t make any mistakes when your dead right?)

I wish I can draw well

Mar 23, 2013 at 03:09AM EDT

All your art is stolen online and the originals burn in a fire.
I wish for a feel.

Mar 23, 2013 at 03:33AM EDT

You die because of all the spores released by the mushrooms.

I want a skittle

Mar 23, 2013 at 11:37AM EDT

Granted. You get one piece of a lemon flavor Skittles.

I’m hungry. I wish for a huge delicious burrito with extra sauces.

Mar 23, 2013 at 12:41PM EDT

You’re stuck in the bathroom for five hours afterwards.
I wish for a white BMW.

Mar 23, 2013 at 02:43PM EDT

the bmw used to be made by an member of the kkk then he died so he gone in a rampage in car form to redeem the south (oh and fun fact that bmw has cyanide)
i wish for an Ferrari

Mar 23, 2013 at 04:00PM EDT

you get a blue Ferrari
(because everyone know the red one goes faster!)

i wish the world was free of all the stupid people

Mar 23, 2013 at 05:08PM EDT

Every person in the world including you, all vanish. (Everyone has been stupid at some point.)

I wish I didn’t eat that last hamburger…

Mar 23, 2013 at 08:10PM EDT

You ate a hot dog instead. (it has more calories)
I wish I had an infinite source of food.

Mar 23, 2013 at 08:17PM EDT

The aliens inside of it kidnap you and perform some downright disturbing experiments on you.

I wish I was best friends with Mario and Luigi.

Mar 23, 2013 at 09:39PM EDT

Granted, but you now poop eggs and forced to digest Shy Guys daily, which taste disgusting.
I wish I had my hat back.

Mar 24, 2013 at 09:52AM EDT

Granted, but you die along with the aliens in the crash.
I wish for a Pikmin.

Mar 24, 2013 at 02:45PM EDT

L0RDR0B wrote:

Granted, but you now poop eggs and forced to digest Shy Guys daily, which taste disgusting.
I wish I had my hat back.

Ya know, I don’t even care. As long as I’m Yoshi! ;)
The Pikmin is a Rock Pikin and it appears right above you! squish!

I wish I had a Wii U.

Mar 24, 2013 at 04:37PM EDT

The only game you can play is 007 Legends.
I wish I could play any old game I wanted.

Mar 24, 2013 at 04:41PM EDT

Granted, but you have to take out the cartridge and blow the dust out of it every time you beat a level.

I wish my new game discs didn’t get scratched so easily

Mar 24, 2013 at 04:59PM EDT

Granted, but they break faster.
I wish I had a turret.

Mar 24, 2013 at 05:05PM EDT

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