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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
485 posts from 72 users

Lonely Island toss you overboard for Copyright Infringement.
I wish that 1" Pikmin weren’t able to crush 6" robots that easily.

Mar 24, 2013 at 05:44PM EDT
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Wish granted, but 6" robots are able to crush 1" Pikmin easily.
I wish for stuff.

Mar 24, 2013 at 05:45PM EDT
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Interpretating vague request as the awful ass-tonne unoriginality and a distinctive lack of humour known as the 9GAG ‘memes’. Have fun with the word ‘le’ imprinted everywhere on your computer!

I wish that I could go on a Pikmin crushing spree.

Mar 24, 2013 at 05:51PM EDT
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Here you go!

I wish that I didn’t wish this wish I am wishing right now.

Mar 24, 2013 at 09:15PM EDT
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Wish granted. Now that you’re in possession of all the world’s gold, the economy is in ruin! Yay…?

I wish it would start raining soda for the next two days.

Mar 25, 2013 at 01:11AM EDT

Flash flood kills you and your entire family.
I wish an African orphan could be adopted by a rich and loving family.
I fucking dare you to corrupt this wish.

Mar 25, 2013 at 02:45AM EDT
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The African orphan dies when he gets older.
I wish for death. (out loud)

Mar 25, 2013 at 05:16AM EDT
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Granted but you’re revolted and then executed.

I wish I requested vacations this week,

Mar 25, 2013 at 11:21AM EDT
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your request is denied

i wish i was a wish so that i could wish i was a wishing wish to what i would wish i was a wish

Mar 25, 2013 at 03:15PM EDT
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Granted but now you’re corrupted and undead.

I wish it was 2:30pm already for my lunch

Mar 25, 2013 at 03:22PM EDT
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Your wish is misinterpreted and Instead you become a black Leonardo DiCaprio
I wish I had a new Xbox 360 remote

Mar 25, 2013 at 03:22PM EDT
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Granted, but he can stop time anytime he wants.
I wish I had a clone that wasn’t evil.

Last edited Mar 25, 2013 at 03:53PM EDT
Mar 25, 2013 at 03:52PM EDT
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You have the nicest clone ever created, in fact, he is too nice. You have the pleasure to be the first person to be technically raped by yourself….

I wish I had the keys of all the Mann Co. crates

Mar 25, 2013 at 04:47PM EDT
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Gaben changes the locks for passwords.
I wish dogs could eat chocolate without being harmed.

Mar 25, 2013 at 05:00PM EDT
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Wish granted, but you soon realize that fighting him was a prime driving force in your life and unfortunately you begin losing your sense of meaning.
I wish I had a much better computer

Last edited Mar 25, 2013 at 05:17PM EDT
Mar 25, 2013 at 05:16PM EDT
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The computer is for too intelligent for it’s own good and destroys you on sight. Now it’s gonna destroy the world…

I wish that the 11th Doctor wasn’t leaving.

Mar 25, 2013 at 05:22PM EDT
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Granted but he’s replaced by the 11th Plumber.

I wish I didnt have alcaline tide.

Mar 25, 2013 at 05:41PM EDT
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Now you have the red tide in your house and they won’t leave.
I wish that sonic ’06 was a good game.

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:06AM EDT
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Granted, it’s so good in comparison to the others that you think it’s the only good game, and you rage over it!
I wish for people to come together against some random Frenchman in Europe!

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:20AM EDT
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You go to the future only to find out that Google took over the world. Good news is…that finding porn was never this easy!

I wish I could visit Italy some day, somehow…

Mar 26, 2013 at 07:50AM EDT
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WELCOME TO MARIOKART’e!

I wish there was a more stupid way to play mariokart besides playing with infinite blue shells in a 2 player Grand Prix.

Mar 26, 2013 at 11:08AM EDT
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Granted. The whole track is covered in bananas.

I wish Dr. Eggman was a playable character in Mario Kart.

Last edited Mar 26, 2013 at 11:45AM EDT
Mar 26, 2013 at 11:44AM EDT
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Granted… Sonic and the other characters get angry that Mario did not invite them, and they refuse to show up at the next Mario and Sonic Olympic Games.
I wish for the user above me to get a slice of cake!

Mar 26, 2013 at 12:22PM EDT
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They’re huge as hell and break your neck.
I wish for the fastest internet.

Mar 26, 2013 at 12:44PM EDT
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Granted but it’s so fast that your computer’s network card implodes.

I wish I had a drivers license.

Mar 26, 2013 at 05:29PM EDT
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you lose it again after driving drunk
and i wish i could bleed rainbows

Last edited Mar 26, 2013 at 06:19PM EDT
Mar 26, 2013 at 06:18PM EDT
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Granted, but the catbread tastes like blood
I wish I had SimCity 2013

Mar 27, 2013 at 01:53PM EDT
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You wind up with the crap version.

I wish that I knew where Ho-oh is.

Mar 27, 2013 at 03:10PM EDT
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granted but insted of ho-oh you get an oh-ho an pokemon that grants sadness
i wish for an ninja suit

Last edited Mar 27, 2013 at 04:35PM EDT
Mar 27, 2013 at 04:31PM EDT
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the suit is to small.. and pink
i wish i ruled the world

Mar 27, 2013 at 04:49PM EDT
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You do for a brief second before the world’s largest coup de’ tatt.
I wish for moar medics.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:54PM EDT
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They all heal the only Heavy in your team.
I wish for cotton candy.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:59PM EDT
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the blade is broken and cannot be repaired

i wish i was immortal

Mar 28, 2013 at 07:12PM EDT
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The button that activates it is the self-destruct button.

I wish for all 7 Super Emeralds.

Mar 28, 2013 at 08:22PM EDT
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nice gun.. shame you got no ammo

i wish 9gag never existed

Mar 29, 2013 at 10:07AM EDT
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