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Every creepypasta ever written becomes true, and you are kidnapped by Jeff, Slenderman, Smile Dog, Pinkamena Diane Pie(Sadistic Pinkie Pie), and BEN.

I wish that I could use magic.

Granted, you're using magic, but only in your dreams
I wish a wish who can wish wishes

granted but the wishes are opposite
i wish for an spartan

Granted, but the Spartan is a baby that was born with a deformity meaning he will be abandoned in the woods to die because that's what happened in ancient Greece

I wish I could touch a sexy girl boob

granted oh did you say fat boy's

i wish for the matrix to blow up ya dirty machines

The Matrix blows up, but everyone – including you- dies.
I wish that Valentine's Day stopped existing.

It stops existing but now the executives of companies had to come up with another day with a name like "love day" but less cheesy:

I wish Vriska and John end together.

Vriska and John get together, but then they almost promptly both die horribly deaths (again.)
I wish for a FRIENDLY pet Dalek.

Sure, Sure… but the Dalek breaks down 3 seconds after you get it and you have no clue how to repair it.

I wish for a set of knives.

got it but they're processed
i wish for corrupt wishes to to blow up

They blow up in your face.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Wish granted…but you didn't wish for a wish to be corrupted!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

If I didn't wish for a wish, my wish could not be granted. As such, it wasn't corrupted. And the object of this thread is to corrupt wishes. You fail!

You're an Oscar Meyer wiener… Have fun no longer being alive pal. Oh, and a very ugly woman uses you for self-gratification.
I wish for a goddamn glass o Doctor Pepper.

You get a stained glass window with the Dr. Pepper logo on it,

I wish that I had wings so I could fly.

Your wings are chicken wings
I wish I can divide by zero

Granted, but it causes the world to end.

I wish to become a god.

Granted. You are the god of stupidity and dildos.
I wish for some ice cream.

Granted, but it's already melted.

I wish I had a sexy girlfriend.

You now have a girlfriend who stalks you 24/7.

I wish I had a trusty steed to travel with.

It's a teeny tiny toy horse that constantly yaps its head off.

I wish I had a Valentine.

There you go!

I wish it was 7pm already.

Granted.
You only have 11 hours left before the moon crashes. Not to mention how hours only last a minute in that universe.
I wish I had a companion cube. (Please be creative and don't simply tell me to burn it)

the companion cube is corrupted and there's an flamethrower if you choose to let the cube live it will be very accurate in forever ending portals

i wish for an portal gun

It only opens portals to hell.

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

Granted…
I wish a new medical licence

Granted! Unfortunately your new medical license is still expired.

I wish for a billion dollars.

Granted, 1 billion of monopoly dollars.

I wish I was playing LoL

Granted.
You are now playing on LOLFlashGames.com

I don't see any wish to corrupt :(
I wish I could eat fast food without getting fat.

Done you eat too much taco bell and get diarrhea.
I wish i had a better phone than the current Nokia C-1 I currently posses.

Granted. You get an Iphone, but it was stolen from Chuck Norris.
I wish I could play the guitar like a pro.

granted but your fingers are broken

i wish for no wish

You get a wish anyway.

I wish I was in The Amazing World of Gumball

Granted.
I wish I had a delicious Sandvich right now.

It's laced with rat poison.
I wish makoto was my wife.

Granted. You both die of spontaneous combustion.

I wish for an army so that I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

Granted, but they have a self destruct button in their foot.
I wish for some hot wings.

Granted, but they are too hot for you. The sauce comes from the Trinidad scorpion pepper and the Indian ghost pepper. 400 times hotter than Tabasco!

I wish for one skittle.

I wish I could wash my hat, instead of "dry clean only".

Granted, but it starts multiplying and floods your house.
I wish for a N64.

Granted, but the N64 is now outlawed.

I wish for an apple.

Your apple has a worm in it.
I wish for the best burrito.

I wish an unusual hat

I wish I lived on Mars.

Granted. Good luck surviving without a spacesuit.
I wish Gaben released Episode 3.

but it sucks
i wish an wish that never ends

Granted, but it still gets spoiled, so it's a neverending disaster.
I wish I had an Uzi 9mm

Granted, you shoot yourself in the leg.

I wish for an aquarium.

aquarium in home that is engulfed in wave
wishing for an monkey's paw