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Time/Space Machine

Last posted Jan 21, 2013 at 06:51PM EST. Added Jan 14, 2013 at 08:32PM EST
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>I heal Myself with my Medigun (that always carry hidden) to the Ubercharge and escape from my cell
>If the Equestrian Soldiers try to attack me with their spears, use my hidden bonesaw

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:04PM EST
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Adventure Time, now Douglas, NOW!

Oh, bender saved himself by being bender, burping fire and such.
“Sorry crew! We have to go! Get your asses out of here! Now!

Last edited Jan 18, 2013 at 10:10PM EST
Jan 18, 2013 at 10:08PM EST
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Medic wrote:

>I heal Myself with my Medigun (that always carry hidden) to the Ubercharge and escape from my cell
>If the Equestrian Soldiers try to attack me with their spears, use my hidden bonesaw

You have just enough uber to break through the gate, and you kill the guards with your bonesaw.
You rendezvous with spores, and proceed to plan to rescue Fry, bender, and Leela.

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:09PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

You have just enough uber to break through the gate, and you kill the guards with your bonesaw.
You rendezvous with spores, and proceed to plan to rescue Fry, bender, and Leela.

Leela kicked her cell door down.
Bender melted the lock.
I helped Fry.

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:11PM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

Adventure Time, now Douglas, NOW!

Oh, bender saved himself by being bender, burping fire and such.
“Sorry crew! We have to go! Get your asses out of here! Now!

Having rescued Fry, Bender, and leela, you get into the ship, and we teleport into adventure time, leaving Fry, Bender and Leela to their own devices.

Insert teleporting animation from Black Ops Zombies here
As we pile out, we land right in front of Finn and Jake.

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:14PM EST
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Finn: Shmowzow! Who are you?
(Tells about our journey, and introduces the crew.)
Jake:I’m no doctor, but I don’t think cats talk.
Spores:I’ll tell you later.

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:17PM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

Finn: Shmowzow! Who are you?
(Tells about our journey, and introduces the crew.)
Jake:I’m no doctor, but I don’t think cats talk.
Spores:I’ll tell you later.

I know fuck all about Adventure time, so i’d like some help on that.
Falcon: I’m just going to make some “Calibrations” Go on ahead without me.

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Jan 18, 2013 at 10:22PM EST
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Medic: Can you give us some food? I am very hungry, last thing I ate was a potion that makes me a hulk nigger!
Finn: Sure…What
Medic:Long History

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:23PM EST
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I look to my left and see the candy kingdom.
“Lets go there. They might tell us about this stuff.”
Finn: “Wait! I’m coming. To make sure you don’t hurt anyone!”
“Calm down!”

Along the way, we encounter a dimension traveler…
Stewie?
Stewie: “I need info about this place, too. We’re following.”
He tells his battery died during travel.

Last edited Jan 18, 2013 at 10:30PM EST
Jan 18, 2013 at 10:26PM EST
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Medic: We need a C.Douglas, he is good in this thinks

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:34PM EST
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You all rush back to the Time Machine, asking me to help recharge stewie’s batteries for his remote control.
Falcon: “you’re gonna need an insanely powerful battery for this thing. Are there any electric beasts out there, Finn?”

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:37PM EST
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“Come with me, Stewie.”
St:“How do you know my-”
“Don’t question me.”
“How is the Calib?”

Finn: “There is a elekingdom there. Try that.”

Last edited Jan 18, 2013 at 10:38PM EST
Jan 18, 2013 at 10:37PM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

“Come with me, Stewie.”
St:“How do you know my-”
“Don’t question me.”
“How is the Calib?”

Finn: “There is a elekingdom there. Try that.”

Falcon: Alright. Take these Jumper Cables. attach the ends to the battery, and any power supply you can find. when it’s full, take it back here.

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:41PM EST
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Stewie:“Alright, 1, 2, 3, 4 bars. I hope we get home Brian, its been a long journey.”
“Good luck” they get zapped and disappear.
“Now, to that kingdom.” We approach Princess Bubblegum.
PB:“Who are you?”
I tell of the machine we came in.
PB"A scientist?!" I need your help. We have a major problem with our spirit detector machine."
Dear God help me, I’m not good with that advanced technology.

Jan 18, 2013 at 10:49PM EST
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Falcon: Your Highness, I have never dealt with a spirit detecting machine, or anyting like it, but I can take a good try it it.
PB: Okay, the room is this way.

At the Spirit Detector

falcon: okay, what’s the problem?

Jan 18, 2013 at 11:02PM EST
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Medic (has disconnected from this thread)

Jan 18, 2013 at 11:05PM EST
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PB:“I can’t find the missing element, I don’t know what it could be. One more element and it will work.”

Jan 18, 2013 at 11:10PM EST
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Iron
Boron
Xenon
Krypton
Ytrrium
Ytrbium
DhfhdvfjhehdhjrjrjdhehudehdhhdhmissingnoshjsricjjjfbjbubrhvvvhxhdsownsnjchxuhdhdhfizjxnhdjdnxndnddbxbdbnsbdjxxhhdhxhdehdhYOURDBNDJDcomputerDJDNDNFNbelongsDNDNDNDJDJJDHtheDmcjcjfjfn fjdnglitchcjfjr

PB: There might be something in it messing it up, something missing. I think it might be a big error.

Cinnamon Bun walks in with a note from another one of her computers.
“Lol you died lolol you died lol you died lolol you died” is printed all over it.
Cinnamon Bun gets glitched into the floor…

MISSINGNO appeared! What will Falcon do?
>Spores >Falcon
Fledtgdyfgfgfuchhchchufcyhgugucu

Last edited Jan 18, 2013 at 11:52PM EST
Jan 18, 2013 at 11:26PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

Falcon used: Unplug power supply!
It was super effective!
MISSINGNO. fainted!

MISSINGNO used ESCAPE! MISSINGNO cheated death! MISSINGNO used WATERGUN!
Your health: 234 -000000000000000000009
M: 505

Jan 19, 2013 at 12:06AM EST
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Fuck this shit.
We run outside of the castle, into the Time machine, and to a new universe.

Select a universe

>Legend of Zelda
>JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
>Binding of Isaac

Jan 19, 2013 at 12:12AM EST
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We’re dropped into a basement. There is a little naked boy standing in front of us.
(I’m not going to need help on this one. i’m taking full control of the thread.)

Last edited Jan 19, 2013 at 12:35AM EST
Jan 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
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“Pills here!”
(Socks kid in face with giant pill)
Oops…
;_;
New Wep Acquired!
Tears of Sorrow

Jan 19, 2013 at 12:37AM EST
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mwuaahahaha the Pariah has returned! (finally…long day)
w-whats going on? I’ve read all the way up from where I left off but I know nothing about the binding of Isaac

Jan 19, 2013 at 01:38PM EST
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Laika wrote:

mwuaahahaha the Pariah has returned! (finally…long day)
w-whats going on? I’ve read all the way up from where I left off but I know nothing about the binding of Isaac

Here
read up.

Jan 19, 2013 at 01:42PM EST
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aaah yeh ive seen that before, I sorta have an idea now.
>bodyguard spores, follow him around

Jan 19, 2013 at 02:17PM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

(Cries at the fly)
;_;
A chest… of gold?
>open chest

You do not have a key. you cannot open the chest. There is a locked door, a normal door, and a doorway with a crown on top of it.

Jan 19, 2013 at 03:24PM EST
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I still have the password to the time machine. I change it to something C Falcon doesn’t know.

Now, I transport you all to Disney land.

Jan 20, 2013 at 03:00PM EST

Iran wrote:

I still have the password to the time machine. I change it to something C Falcon doesn’t know.

Now, I transport you all to Disney land.

but you said you were going to leave
Anyways,
>Explore

Jan 20, 2013 at 03:08PM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

>Retrieve Arms

It’s Disneyland!

Jan 20, 2013 at 04:13PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

but you said you were going to leave
Anyways,
>Explore

You find a roller-coaster ride. It seats six people. Who wants to ride it?

Jan 20, 2013 at 04:15PM EST

wait hold up…who’s narrating now? Eugenist I thought you left?

Jan 20, 2013 at 04:51PM EST
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Laika wrote:

wait hold up…who’s narrating now? Eugenist I thought you left?

I left, then changed my mind and returned.

Jan 20, 2013 at 05:26PM EST

Someone jumps behind me and takes me in a bush
A four legged dark figure tells me there is a spirit haunting the rollercoaster. She hands me a letter and tells me this is “off the record” and kicks me out.

The letter has a description of the haunting and the coaster.
Oh crap, GUYS GET OFF!

Jan 20, 2013 at 05:30PM EST
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