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Time/Space Machine

Last posted Jan 21, 2013 at 06:51PM EST. Added Jan 14, 2013 at 08:32PM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

Someone jumps behind me and takes me in a bush
A four legged dark figure tells me there is a spirit haunting the rollercoaster. She hands me a letter and tells me this is “off the record” and kicks me out.

The letter has a description of the haunting and the coaster.
Oh crap, GUYS GET OFF!

Your command caused everyone else t fall off the coaster. Medic! Where are you!

Jan 20, 2013 at 05:34PM EST

I would have suffered a concussion, but I always wear my helmet, so i’m fine.
(I’m RPing as my avatar, just so you know. is that OK?)
>Get the hell out of that ride

Jan 20, 2013 at 05:39PM EST
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I look to see who wrote it and gasp loudly.

Oh well. Can we go home? Phantom and Shnitzel need to be fed.

Jan 20, 2013 at 05:39PM EST
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are we going back to the dinosaur time period? I miss my rock

Jan 20, 2013 at 05:46PM EST
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oh yeah, just want to let you know, the time machine can now travel through different universes.
we’re in the Binding of Isaac universe.

Jan 20, 2013 at 05:50PM EST
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I steal someone’s car and go home.
Upon feeding Phantom, he flies.
“What the… Dang hormones be messin with me”
“You are so seeing this, CatSkinSoft MeowRMVR.”
WHAT THE FUCK? HOW’D YOU KNOW MY USERNAME??”
“Everything you see is a lie, CatSkinSoft. Even I’m a lie.”
He unzips to reveal to be a winged filly.
“What about shnitzel?”
He turns out to be a part of the bro army (PewDiePie)
Shnitzel V.01 is still alive.
>Call you guys over to my home

Last edited Jan 20, 2013 at 05:54PM EST
Jan 20, 2013 at 05:52PM EST
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You guys want to go home?

I use the machine to bring you guys to my 2-bedroom room, in the universe and time we started in.

I take you to the streets of Montreal.

Last edited Jan 20, 2013 at 07:20PM EST
Jan 20, 2013 at 07:19PM EST

Iran wrote:

You guys want to go home?

I use the machine to bring you guys to my 2-bedroom room, in the universe and time we started in.

I take you to the streets of Montreal.

>Find an arcade

Jan 20, 2013 at 07:50PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Find an arcade

I take you to the Arcade near Metro Pie-IX.

There is a Hurricane simulator, a Virtual Artist, and ten other games.

Jan 20, 2013 at 08:05PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Check to see if there are any light gun games

There is a game where you play as a psycho motorcyclist shooting passerby.

Jan 20, 2013 at 08:54PM EST

Iran wrote:

There is a game where you play as a psycho motorcyclist shooting passerby.

sounds boring.
>Check to see if there are any fighting games

Jan 20, 2013 at 08:55PM EST
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Medic wrote:

>Play Team Fortress 2….

I lend you my laptop.

Jan 20, 2013 at 08:55PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

sounds boring.
>Check to see if there are any fighting games

No, no fighting.

Wanna come to my home and play on my wii?

I have several fighting games.

Jan 20, 2013 at 10:55PM EST

Iran wrote:

No, no fighting.

Wanna come to my home and play on my wii?

I have several fighting games.

no thanks. i’d rather go home.
to my house.

Jan 21, 2013 at 07:21AM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

no thanks. i’d rather go home.
to my house.

I bring you to your house.

Perched upon your computer, you see a Forever Alone guy.

I pat his head. "Hello Douglas. He becomes shocked when he sees me and a guy in an army outfit.

Jan 21, 2013 at 09:29AM EST

Iran wrote:

I bring you to your house.

Perched upon your computer, you see a Forever Alone guy.

I pat his head. "Hello Douglas. He becomes shocked when he sees me and a guy in an army outfit.

>Kick the fucker out
aint nobody squatting in my house, bitch.

Jan 21, 2013 at 09:30AM EST
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>My Room
Phantom sitting on the computer, Shnitzel not saying rada rada, and my house is rainbow dash free… (Jesus christ I was naked WTF? Don’t sneak on me, crazy bitch.) You come in and I say-

Last edited Jan 21, 2013 at 10:49AM EST
Jan 21, 2013 at 10:45AM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Kick the fucker out
aint nobody squatting in my house, bitch.

Who kicks out who?

Does your past self kick out your army outfit self,
or does your army outfit self kick out your past self?

Jan 21, 2013 at 11:53AM EST

Iran wrote:

Who kicks out who?

Does your past self kick out your army outfit self,
or does your army outfit self kick out your past self?

I stole my clothes when I was in Nazi’s body in the garden of Eden
>past self kicks present self, and you out
>Go buy a house

Jan 21, 2013 at 03:26PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

I stole my clothes when I was in Nazi’s body in the garden of Eden
>past self kicks present self, and you out
>Go buy a house

You are kicked out of your own house.

We have no money, how could we buy a house?

I have an idea. We can go back in time and invest in Google.

Jan 21, 2013 at 06:51PM EST
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