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Last posted Feb 23, 2013 at 01:54PM EST. Added Jan 21, 2013 at 03:43PM EST
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crusty wrote:

>Make some bowls, then put them in the chest


Also, there’s a spider on your roof stalking you.

Jan 24, 2013 at 08:47PM EST
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> Kill spider
> Eat its flesh
> Drink its blood

But really, cook the fish, put egg in chest, sleep in bead after killing spiders

Jan 24, 2013 at 09:05PM EST
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Crimson Locks wrote:

> Kill spider
> Eat its flesh
> Drink its blood

But really, cook the fish, put egg in chest, sleep in bead after killing spiders

Fish are already cooked.

Ah, what a beautiful day!

Jan 24, 2013 at 09:14PM EST
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>Lure the pigs into the animal farm

Jan 24, 2013 at 09:33PM EST

Derp, it’s been a while since I’ve seen minecraft with the default texture pack, I forgot what cooked fish looked like. Search for a village, get carrots and potatoes, use carrots to lure pigs into farm.

Jan 24, 2013 at 09:43PM EST
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@CrustyClarinet
You don’t have carrots.
@Crimson Locks
Since villages only spawn in plains and desert biomes, you swim over to the grasslands in an attempt to find a village.
Instead, you find pumpkins.

Jan 24, 2013 at 11:39PM EST
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collect pumpkins, make them into seeds, and make a pumpkin farm back home.

Jan 24, 2013 at 11:56PM EST
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Crimson Locks wrote:

collect pumpkins, make them into seeds, and make a pumpkin farm back home.

You collect the pumpkins and decide to puck some of the grass for seeds and slaughter some of the wild pigs here for food


With your spare seeds, you make a baby chicken.

Jan 25, 2013 at 01:01AM EST
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>Make some chests to store useless stuff
>Make a gave in Y=13 to start the search for diamonds

Jan 25, 2013 at 04:49PM EST
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Shimbalaie wrote:

>Make some chests to store useless stuff
>Make a gave in Y=13 to start the search for diamonds

You chop down some trees and craft a trapdoor and ladders for your new mine. You run into various ores along the way, such as iron…

redstone…

and… DIAMONDS!?!

The diamonds also connected you to (another) abandoned mineshaft.

Your inventory after all this:

Last edited Jan 25, 2013 at 05:12PM EST
Jan 25, 2013 at 05:10PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Craft a Diamond pickaxe and sword


Jan 25, 2013 at 05:38PM EST
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>Find more diamonds to prove your epicness
>Make armor out of it

Jan 25, 2013 at 06:31PM EST
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Wait you have to lure pigs with carrots now? Man, I haven’t played Minecraft in a while.

Anyway,
>cook pork

Jan 25, 2013 at 07:45PM EST

Shimbalaie wrote:

>Find more diamonds to prove your epicness
>Make armor out of it

Since there were diamonds in that mineshat, you decide it’s a good idea to explore. It is surprisingly small and all you find is some coal and redstone.

Jan 25, 2013 at 07:51PM EST
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TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

Mine that piece. Oh, and lure more chickens over.

Everything pictured was already mined, and I’ve already lured all the nearby chickens. Though, now that yu mention it, I can breed/kill some of them.

Jan 25, 2013 at 08:37PM EST
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A. Zero vs. Inferno wrote:

>Keep digging for ores in the mineshaft.

You build a mineshaft at the optimum diamond level, but all you find before your pickaxe breaks is coal and iron.



Jan 25, 2013 at 09:35PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Use Diamond Pickaxe to mine for more diamonds

You continue to mine, and you find some Redstone and Iron.

Jan 25, 2013 at 10:23PM EST
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Go home and breed chickens. Also, expand farm to lure in other animal mobs.

Jan 25, 2013 at 10:55PM EST
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Crimson Locks wrote:

Go home and breed chickens. Also, expand farm to lure in other animal mobs.

While expanding the farm, you ran out of wood. also, this little guy showed up:

Last edited Jan 26, 2013 at 01:26AM EST
Jan 26, 2013 at 01:26AM EST
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You (reluctantly ;-;) kill the slime and finish expanding your farm.

Eat, you’re a growing boy
Jan 26, 2013 at 07:40PM EST
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>Make some bread (you have bread now, right?)
>Make some eggs

Jan 26, 2013 at 08:49PM EST
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Medic wrote:

>Make some bread (you have bread now, right?)
>Make some eggs

You don’t have enough wheat to make bread. And what do you mean by “make” eggs?

left to right: raw porkchop, raw chicken, cooked fish, apple, egg (inedible), wheat (inedible)

Last edited Jan 26, 2013 at 09:12PM EST
Jan 26, 2013 at 09:04PM EST
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>Try to find sugarcane

Jan 26, 2013 at 09:05PM EST

crusty wrote:

>Try to find sugarcane

There’s plenty of sugarcane in the swamp.


There’s also lots…
and lots…
of pigs.

Jan 26, 2013 at 09:10PM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

>give a home to hostile mobs
>turn on CREATIVE MODE YOU OVERWORKER! BE LAZY!

But the hostile mobs already have the best home anyone could ask for: the great outdoors.
And just because you said that, I’m turning the map difficulty up one level.

Jan 27, 2013 at 01:47AM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

>Find a wolf

Even if you did find a wolf in a swamp, you don’t have any bones.

Jan 27, 2013 at 01:54AM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

>Go Spy on a skeleton’s ass
>Give bone to do- I MEAN wolf

You wait for a skeleton to spawn nearby, and you start dying of starvation.

Act within 2 hours, or you will die.

Last edited Jan 27, 2013 at 02:21AM EST
Jan 27, 2013 at 02:17AM EST
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Myconix wrote:

Everything pictured was already mined, and I’ve already lured all the nearby chickens. Though, now that yu mention it, I can breed/kill some of them.

>Your game mode has been changed

And eat some fucking food, you anorexic piece of shit.

Last edited Jan 27, 2013 at 02:35AM EST
Jan 27, 2013 at 02:34AM EST
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

>Your game mode has been changed

And eat some fucking food, you anorexic piece of shit.

If you must know, I had to do that because the chickens keep glitching and suffocating in the wall.

Jan 27, 2013 at 03:30AM EST
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Make a watchtower on top of your house with all the cobblestone you must have collected from all that mining.
Then survey the surrounding lands for loots.

Jan 27, 2013 at 06:10AM EST
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@Jake and LiamMayhem
The instant you go outside to do those things, you are attacked by a rampaging mob of slimes. you flee inside.

@Spores

Jan 27, 2013 at 01:55PM EST
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jace is a boss wrote:

>craft some bloody arrows
>shoot the slime
>kill chickens

You kill your two adult chickens for feathers to make arrows, but they do not drop any.

Regardless, you still go on a slime killing spree.

Jan 27, 2013 at 08:13PM EST
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Don’t we have a pumpkin? make pumpkin pie. Also, cook all your meats.

Last edited Jan 27, 2013 at 08:27PM EST
Jan 27, 2013 at 08:27PM EST
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Crimson Locks wrote:

Don’t we have a pumpkin? make pumpkin pie. Also, cook all your meats.

That’s the smartest thing I’ve heard anyone in this thread say today.

Jan 27, 2013 at 09:14PM EST
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If I can recall, you have some gold.
Make a friggin clock and craft an item frame to place the clock into.

Jan 27, 2013 at 10:52PM EST
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

If I can recall, you have some gold.
Make a friggin clock and craft an item frame to place the clock into.

No gold here


You do, however, have a pumpkin.

Jan 27, 2013 at 11:16PM EST
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