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Also, there's a spider on your roof stalking you.

> Kill spider
> Eat its flesh
> Drink its blood

But really, cook the fish, put egg in chest, sleep in bead after killing spiders

Fish are already cooked.

Ah, what a beautiful day!

>Lure the pigs into the animal farm

Derp, it's been a while since I've seen minecraft with the default texture pack, I forgot what cooked fish looked like. Search for a village, get carrots and potatoes, use carrots to lure pigs into farm.

@CrustyClarinet
You don't have carrots.
@Crimson Locks
Since villages only spawn in plains and desert biomes, you swim over to the grasslands in an attempt to find a village.
Instead, you find pumpkins.

collect pumpkins, make them into seeds, and make a pumpkin farm back home.

You collect the pumpkins and decide to puck some of the grass for seeds and slaughter some of the wild pigs here for food


With your spare seeds, you make a baby chicken.

>Make some chests to store useless stuff
>Make a gave in Y=13 to start the search for diamonds

You chop down some trees and craft a trapdoor and ladders for your new mine. You run into various ores along the way, such as iron…

redstone…

and… DIAMONDS!?!

The diamonds also connected you to (another) abandoned mineshaft.

Your inventory after all this:

>Craft a Diamond pickaxe and sword

>Find more diamonds to prove your epicness
>Make armor out of it

Wait you have to lure pigs with carrots now? Man, I haven't played Minecraft in a while.

Anyway,
>cook pork

Since there were diamonds in that mineshat, you decide it's a good idea to explore. It is surprisingly small and all you find is some coal and redstone.

Mine that piece. Oh, and lure more chickens over.

>Keep digging for ores in the mineshaft.

Everything pictured was already mined, and I've already lured all the nearby chickens. Though, now that yu mention it, I can breed/kill some of them.

You build a mineshaft at the optimum diamond level, but all you find before your pickaxe breaks is coal and iron.

>Use Diamond Pickaxe to mine for more diamonds

You continue to mine, and you find some Redstone and Iron.

Go home and breed chickens. Also, expand farm to lure in other animal mobs.

>mine all iron you find
>smelt all iron
>make a full set of armor

While expanding the farm, you ran out of wood. also, this little guy showed up:

>KILL
>Try to make a slime farm for MORE SLIME BLOODSHED

Get more wood. Become the slime's friend and call him Hipo :3

more wood and slimekilling

You (reluctantly ;-;) kill the slime and finish expanding your farm.

>Make some bread (you have bread now, right?)
>Make some eggs

You don't have enough wheat to make bread. And what do you mean by "make" eggs?

left to right: raw porkchop, raw chicken, cooked fish, apple, egg (inedible), wheat (inedible)

>Try to find sugarcane

There's plenty of sugarcane in the swamp.


There's also lots…
and lots…
of pigs.

>give a home to hostile mobs
>turn on CREATIVE MODE YOU OVERWORKER! BE LAZY!

But the hostile mobs already have the best home anyone could ask for: the great outdoors.
And just because you said that, I'm turning the map difficulty up one level.

>Find a wolf

Even if you did find a wolf in a swamp, you don't have any bones.

>Go Spy on a skeleton's ass
>Give bone to do- I MEAN wolf

You wait for a skeleton to spawn nearby, and you start dying of starvation.

Act within 2 hours, or you will die.

>Your game mode has been changed

And eat some fucking food, you anorexic piece of shit.

If you must know, I had to do that because the chickens keep glitching and suffocating in the wall.

Make a watchtower on top of your house with all the cobblestone you must have collected from all that mining.
Then survey the surrounding lands for loots.

>Skelebob amd wolf huntin' time.

>Slaughter a chicken
>Cook it
>Enjoy your feast.

@Jake and LiamMayhem
The instant you go outside to do those things, you are attacked by a rampaging mob of slimes. you flee inside.

@Spores

>craft some bloody arrows
>shoot the slime
>kill chickens

You kill your two adult chickens for feathers to make arrows, but they do not drop any.

Regardless, you still go on a slime killing spree.

Don't we have a pumpkin? make pumpkin pie. Also, cook all your meats.

That's the smartest thing I've heard anyone in this thread say today.

If I can recall, you have some gold.
Make a friggin clock and craft an item frame to place the clock into.

No gold here


You do, however, have a pumpkin.