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Pokemann Adventure Thread

Last posted Jan 24, 2013 at 10:41PM EST. Added Jan 21, 2013 at 09:16PM EST
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Alright, before we can begin with your adventures as a Pokemo-.. mann Trainer….
(Any similarities to Pokemon is merely coincidence)

ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL?

>Boy
>Girl
>Both

YOUR NAME?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A B C D E F ,
G H I J K L .
M N O P Q R S
T U V W X Y Z

FOR SOME REASON, I CAN’T REMEMBER YOUR RIVAL NAME:
>NEW (Make your own duh..)
>Butthead
>Faggot
>Rival
>Yrag Kao

Last edited Jan 21, 2013 at 09:16PM EST
Jan 21, 2013 at 09:16PM EST
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>Gender: Male
>Name: Crusty
>Rival’s Name: 24

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Jan 21, 2013 at 09:35PM EST
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>Girl
>Eugenist
>Jocelyn Wildenstein

Jan 21, 2013 at 09:49PM EST

Okay FUCK, I…Are you ready to start your Pokemann Adventure! I have spent my whole life researching pokemanns…So yeah, here..have a empty Manndex so you can collect your Sh*t..
[Manndex has been added to your court reco- Ugh…You put that thing in your bag/briefcase]
But first you must..

WAIT ASSHOLE! It’s dangerous out there! Take one of these for your protection!

(The balls contain the following pokemanns)

I’d love to give you a fully evolved Pokemann, but a friend of yours..err..What was his name? Oh! GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK arrived early. Don’t worry, you can protect yourself with these level 1 pokemanns..Just careful with the tall grass and keep going FUCK, I. Your adventure will begin once you choose your pokemann!

Jan 22, 2013 at 07:32AM EST
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Alright FUCK, I, your new partner will be your best friend, togheter you will go through fire and ice, togheter you will face and smell danger, togheter you will be stronger and the very best, like no one ever was!
Your new partner and first Pokemann will be a Geadcrab!

Depending on how you raise him, you may have the chance to see your Pokemann evolve into a Grombie or even better! Now go ahead, the Hydro Pokemann Center is near here, you will have the chance to see what Geadcrab can do! Just remember, careful with the Tall Grass.
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Geadcrab
[Normal] [Dark]
Normally found in dark places such as sewers or inside caves, this little buddy will sometimes try to..couple with your head. Get a watermelon as soon as possible, he loves fruits that bear a resemblance to a human head.

The map is


Jan 22, 2013 at 02:56PM EST
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In your way to the Tall Grass, something like this happened:

Hey hey hey ya little brand newbie, you know what they say…A trainer is always ready for a good ol’ fight!

Scumbag Greg wants to fight!
Scumbag Greg sends Ankilion!
Go for it Geadcrab!

Geadcrab [HP: 20/20] Ankilion [HP 15/15]

What will Geadcrab do?
>[Fight] > Bite [PP: 10/10, Dark, Moderate Damage]
> Tackle [PP: 15/15, Normal, Poor Damage , High accuracy]
>[Bag] > Empty
>[Pokemann] > Nope
>[Run] > You shall not

Jan 22, 2013 at 06:07PM EST
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>Tackle opposing monster
>Headcrab jumps on opposing trainer
>Trainer becomes your headcrab zombie slave
>All his monsters are now yours

Jan 23, 2013 at 12:04AM EST
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>[Fight] > brutishly Bite beyond baddie in hopes of brainwashing it into a zombie bondservant

Jan 23, 2013 at 01:12AM EST
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>[Fight]> Bite the opposing trainer’s balls

Jan 23, 2013 at 01:33AM EST
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Geadcrab used BITE!
But then…

Akilion used CLAW!
Geadcrab [HP: 15/20] Ankilion [HP 1/15]
Your foe is weak Geadcrab! A single attack will be enough!

What will Geadcrab do?
>[Fight] > Bite [PP: 9/10, Dark, Moderate Damage]
> Tackle [PP: 15/15, Normal, Poor Damage , High accuracy]

Jan 23, 2013 at 08:40AM EST
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Geadcrab used TACKLE!
A critical hit!

Ankilion fainted!
Scumbag Greg pays $100 to FUCK, I
Geadcrab levels up to Level 2! (20 more xp for level 3)

Not so bad for a newbie FUCK, I. However, you may want to get some Mannballs, search for tall grass and start to capture more Pokemanns..Cause with that Geadcrab you are going nowhere.
You can check the map


Jan 23, 2013 at 05:07PM EST
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>Search for more Pokemanns

Jan 23, 2013 at 05:15PM EST

Luckily, you managed to arrive to the entrance of Hydro without having to fight with a pokemann in the tall grass..But then…

Yo white bread, you gotta beat me in battle if you want to pass here. You got that, traine-wanna-be?

Gangsta Marcos wants to fight!

Gangsta Marcos sends Zhauntaar!
Go for it Geadcrab!

Geadcrab [HP: 20/25] Haunter [HP 20/20]

What will Geadcrab do?
>[Fight] > Bite [PP: 9/10, Dark, Moderate Damage]
> Tackle [PP: 14/15, Normal, Poor Damage , High accuracy]

>[Bag] > Empty
>[Pokemann] > Nope
>[Run] > You shall not

Jan 24, 2013 at 11:26AM EST
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