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You are now at your wedding.
The first character you thought of is your new wife/husband
The second character you thought of is the preacher that is marrying you two
The third character you thought of is going to crash the wedding via assassinating the first character.

wife: hermoine
preacher: hagrid
asshole: ron weasely

Wife: Twilight Sparkle
Preacher: Heavy Weapons Guy
Assassin: Bill Nye the Science Guy

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Husband: Von Richter
Preacher: Kenichi (Metropolis)
Assassin: Hatune Miku

Yay! I was going to marry Von Richter. Unfortunately that Beyotch, Hatsune Miku killed him.

All I'm going to say is it's a good thing you didn't mention webcomics.

Otherwise Nepeta would be dying YET AGAIN. (And the thoughts are already triggered by her second dead – the Fefetasplosion…

I'm getting married to Walter White. The preacher is Luke Skywalker. The assassin is Captain Underpants. Sounds fucking stupid, doesn't it?

I'm being married to Bloo, and Chowder is the preacher, and Pikachu is the assassin.

Weirdest wedding ever…

Wife: Captain Mal Reynolds

O yes.

Husband: Silent Bob (Don't ask. I'm a guy)
Preacher: Boromir
Assassin: Indiana Jones
Don't ask.

Married to Spongebob
Preaching courtesy of Tommy Wiseau
Increase lookout for Clifford the Big Red Dog

I have nothing to say.

Husband: Jon Snow
Preacher: Eaglebones Falconhawk
Crasher: Whiscash
Bestest ever.

Waifu: Hanako
Preacher: John McLane of Die Hard Series
Assassin: Jules from Pulp Fiction

Wut?

Wife: D.W.

Preacher: Arthur

Assassin: Mr Reed.

Wife: Israphel
Preacher: Skylord Lysander
Assasin: the 11th Doctor

Wife: The 10th Doctor

Preacher: Rarity

Crasher: Jack Torrance

Wife: Pico.
Preacher: C.C.
Crasher: The Question.
Seems plausible.

Wife: Wonder Woman
Preacher: The Master (from Dr. Who)
Crasher: Kenny (from South Park)

I'm gonna kill Kenny again.

Husband: Scar (From FMA)
Preacher Reimu Hakurei
Assassin-asshole: Zero (From Megaman)
I don't know what to think of this…

Fuck my timing
Wife: Rainbow Dash
Preacher: Marceline
and for the grand finale…
Hey Finn, why did you crash our wedding?

You bastard!

(Oh come on, He mentioned killing Kenny. OF COURSE that had to be posted!)

w: Harley Quinn
p: dr.who
a; Danny the tourettes guy

Wife: Samus
Preacher: Batman
Crasher: Scorpion

That would be awesome.

We need another scenario….

<!!NEW SCENARIO!!>
(Choose to adopt?)

Person 1: Your best friend.
Person 2: Person 1's boyfriend/girlfriend
Person 3: Person 1's other friend who inexplicably hates you.

Mine:
P1: Flynn from Tron
P2: Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim
P3: Liam Neeson

Don't ask.

1. Will from Fresh Prince
2. Fiona from Shrek (as ogre)
3. Keanu Reeves as Sad-bench man

I have no idea where this is going…

1. Kastor from Age of Mythology
2. Elisif the Fair from Skyrim
3. Parappa the Rapper
…
I'm okay with this.

1. Mac Fraser (from SSX)
2. Princess Luna (don't ask)
3. Thor (self explainitory)

Oh mighty god of thunder, WHAT DID I DO TO PISS YOU OFF?

Luigi.
an Elephant. (Luigi and his fetishes)
Boo

1. Dio Brando
2. Solid Snake
3. Barney Stinson

well.

Wife: Megatron
Preacher: Albert Wesker.
Assassin: Plankton.

Wife: Chell
Preacher: Gordon Freeman
Assassin: Snake

It would have been funny if you hadn't explained the joke.

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