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Pick 2 characters, pick a place, and decide who would win in a fight. Put details of the fight for who you believe would win.

Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro

10/10 you clearly read OP's post.

AKA: Death Battle, the Thread.

Nanoha vs Marisa Kirisame:

Nanoha:
Magical Girl who manipulates Magic though Technology. She can fly, bind her opponents in place, shoot lasers, can store Mana via Ammo Clips, and has 5 devices that fly around her and shoot lasers.
Wepon: Rageing Heart. Staff weapon, has 3 modes of increasing power, last being a spear.
Attacks include:
~Divine Buster/Divine Buster Extend: A simple laser attack, shoots a focused beam of pink light. The Extend Version acts like a Sniper.
~Starlight Breaker: Gathers all the spent energy from the battle and focuses it into one giant Fuck You Laser. Takes a bit to charge, but she usually binds her opponents in place while she charges it.
(Note: Divine Buster be overpowered to a near Starlight Breaker powered spell, and be perfectly lethal)
Defense Includes:
~Aura
~Directed Mist
~Round Shield (Stackable)
~Bubble (Never on herself)

Marisa Kirisame:
Witch who wields magic though a more fantasy way. She can fly, dodge an impossible amount of projectiles, shoot lasers and star projectiles by the thousands, and cast pre-charged spells instantly.
Weapon: Mini Hakkuro. Medallion Weapons that use Technology combined with Mage-Craft.(Usually carries up to 5 at a time). And a Bamboo Broomstick
Attacks include:
~Stardust Revine: Spell that multiplies as it gets farther away from Marisa, drawing opponents in.
~Milky Way: Creates a mini milky way of star bullets.
~Non-Directional Laser: Spinning Laser Cutter Attack.
~Master Spark: Very large Rainbow Laser. (Favorite Attack)
~Shoot The Moon: Causes the ground to rain up with lasers.
~Orrireis Universe: 6 Orbs revolve around her and shoot lasers and other projectiles.
~Blazeing Star: Engulfs herself in energy and flys around at high speeds. Invincible, has 90 second time limit.
~Final Spark: Last Word, will use if on brink of death. Gigantic Master Spark.
(Note: Though Marisa has a wide variety of attacks, each are on a time limit and can be broken. Once she has used up the spell she can't use it again without recharging it)
Defense:
~Insane Dodgeing.
~Round Shield.

Nanoha would have a lot of trouble with this one. Not only will she be showered with Danmakufu, but also would have trouble even hitting her opponent. Nanoha's primary advantage is, however, is the massive amounts of energy left over by Marisa's attacks. Once Nanoha can manage to lock Marisa into place, that Starlight Breaker would likely obliterate a small state. However, Marisa's Final Spark would save herself from the Starlight Breaker if Nanoha was not able to get her to fire that off before the Starlight Breaker.

Verdict: Marisa Kirisame would win 80% of the time.

Hmm…

I'll not go with my initial thought as there is really no one else who is similar to her in abilities. (Nepeta, in case you're wondering)
So…

Sollux Captor vs. Silver the Hedgehpg

Sollux:
A troll from the planet Alternia who, due to his yellow blood, has all sorts of telekinetic abilities. He can throw objects, pick up enemies with his powers directly, has eye beams – which he cannot control if he consumes mind honey – and can store objects in a sylladex – Which it is implied would take the form of safes after one of his friends traded methods of using a sylladex with him. These safes basically allow for a lot of stuff to throw – However, his powers do take a physical toll on him. He can actually die if he does htings like accelerate a meteor to light speed.

Offensive abilities:
Telekinesis
Eye beams

Defensive abilities:
Flight
Dream selves (As he is a player of a game that creates universes, he has access to a dream self. He used to have two but due to events that happened when he was entering, he had to use one to replace his original self. They basically work like extra lives)

Altered states:
His powers are uncontrollable after he consumes mind honey, he constantly fires eye beams until it wears off.

Silver the Hedgehog:
A young, naive white hedgehog from his world's future – relative to the time period of that world's main hero, of course. He can pick up and throw objects and enemies like Sollux can – however, he can be more annoying when he does so. (insert "IT'S NO USE!" voice clip here) He can pick up a lot of debris at one time, and use it for various purposes. He can also fire a blast of energy (though he only does so in cutscenes)< and has a "psychic knife" attack, which is just a wide horizontal or vertical burst of energy. His telekinesis allows him to fly really fast – He can match even the pace of Sonic the Hedgehog using it. Silver is also less physically durable than Sollux

Offensive abilities:
Psychokinesis
Psychic Knife
Meteor Smash (He gathers up a lot of debris into a massive ball. Getting crushed under it is instant death. Used as a last resort)

Defensive abilities:
Psychokinesis (He can use debris he picks up as a shield)
Supersonic flight
Chaos Control (with at least one Chaos Emerald. Warps time and space – typically teleportation.)

Altered states:
Super form: Requiring all 7 Chaos Emeralds, Silver is YET ANOTHER hedgehog who can enter a super form – this allows him to fly without using telekinesis, pick up even more objects, and he also becomes resistant to damage. It is limited, though, and taking damage will shorten the duration.

Sollux will have one jar of mind honey, and Silver will have one Chaos Emerald.

Sollux's chances depend on how long the battle takes – Silver does not take physical damage from overuse of his abilities, so he would be guaranteed to win a battle of endurance. Sollux should also be careful with what he captchalogues – The safes are physical objects, so both he and Silver can use them. Sollux, however, is not naive, so he may be able to use words to distract Silver. Silver does not use the Chaos Emerald much. If they manage to grab each other at the same time, then Silver's won – They need to keep hold on each other to ensure the other cannot do anything to them, and thus Sollux will gradually wear himself out.

Opening moves would probably be Silver raining down bolts of energy from above, while Sollux tries to hit him with eye beams. If Sollux lands a hit, then Silver will take quite significant damage, and he may attempt a Meteor Smash as a result. Of course, there is nothing stopping Sollux from just shattering the ball of debris with his beams, and then it becomes a matter of flinging the debris at each other. If Sollux manages to land a few solid hits on Silver early in the battle, then he's won. Otherwise, it may ultimately be "NO USE!" Sollux can always use the mind honey in desperation, and let his powers run wild, hoping that Silver doesn't use Chaos Control.

There are so many factors to this it is unclear who would win. But the longer the battle drags on, the higher Silver's chances for victory.

Envy vs Parsee Mizuhashi
I really can't decide… I'm sorry…

Fox vs Fox, Final Destination

Dash attacks.

Dash attacks everywhere.

The characters: '@' and '$'. The place: inside a switch statement.

Both lose by default when the input is alphanumeric.

Megaman (from Megaman Sprite Game) Vs. Pikachu (Creepypasta Morbid Form)
R O U N D O N E
Fight!
You decide. Look up that megaman, please.

Freiza VS Mewtwo.
I honestly don't know who would win, and I'm too lazy to think it through.

Iron Man vs. Hulk…
Oh wait, that already happened. Iron Man won. In the Hulkbuster. Not by much, but he did.

Kenshiro VS Dio Brando

OR….
ATATATATATA vs WRRYYYYYY

Kenshiro wins by being awesome.

Well the answer is simple. He's already dead.

>The Extend version acts as a sniper

Thanks for standing still, wanka!

Huh. I am one of the only ones to bother to go to any detailed explanatio of what could happen (and what each character can do) and no one seems to notice.

…I suppose you're thinking tl;dr

Jack of Blades v.s Gannondor(k)f

Personally i thing JoB would win but if anyone wants to discuss it go ahead.

I just re-watched some of the scenes from Nanoha, and I had forgotten how much punishment Nanoha could take, which is a lot since she has before survived a more effective copy of her own starlight breaker with just a single round shield.

So yeah, with that in mind Marisa would only win more 60% of the time.

Hey, Could you do a fight between Travis Touchdown (NMH2) and Jack Cayman (Anarchy Reigns) for me?
I would really appreciate it.

I don't know anything about Jack Cayman, but I will list down Travis's side of things.

Travis Touchdown:
Otaku nerd brawler. Quick on his feet, knows several wrestling move finishers, and can transform into a tiger provided he kills enough people to get a jackpot.
Weapon: A pair of red beam katanas, essentially a prototype Light Saber. The sabers themselves are hooked to a rechargeable battery that he can shake like a flashlight to recharge. Good thing too, because these suckers run out of power really fast.
Attacks:
~Charge, Spining Attacks, Etc
~Suplexes: Can use a Suplex provided he has stunned the enemy enough.
~Extacy Gauge: For some reason, extended fights give him raging boners. Once this gauge is full he will enter a hyper mode where time slows down and he slashes at hyper fast speeds.
~Slot Machine System: A bonus system that has different effects on him. However, this can only be activated when he kills somebody, therefore being usless in a one-on-one fight.
Defenses:
~Blocking: Simple blocking will block most all attacks, but he will lose balance if the attack is strong enough. Also drains Katana's battery faster than usual.
~Sword Lock: Like a Light Saber Fight, Travis will lock blades with his opponent and push until he wins.

Other Notes:
~Strong enough to stop a moving car, and can lift men 4 times his mass.
~Can withstand being squished by giant Godzilla sized monsters, and can resist being sliced in half with a chain saw. Guns stun him a lot, but don't cause much damage.
~Recharging the Beam Katanas takes at least 5-10 seconds, leaving him wide open.

Jack Cayman
IF you want to see him in action, search up any Anarchy Reigns Jack Cayman game play video.

Heavy vs Tank…

Heavy: Big guy who can take heavy loads and is armed with a minigun. He can use his fists as melee weapons and a special power named "The Finger Gun" or "POW"

Tank: A gigantic muscular infected monster that has the ability knock and incapacitating in just one hit, It can also throw rocks and knock cars and other debris.

FIGHT!!!

It would be awesome to see TJ Combo from Killer Instinct VS Jax from Mortal Kombat.

Luna (MLP:FIM) VS Nightwolf (MK)
AND THE WINNER IS…
W8 battle
Style of description: D:RoE
Luna waitd. She was entered for big money prise. Nightwolf appeared on the balcony. Shit was gonna get browner. Nightwolf threw a spirit axe, scratching her side. Luna shot magic but you kno how much of an asshoel Nightwolf was. Blockered. Nightwolf struck lightning and shocked her so much she had a heart attack and Sao Kahn said Finnish Herr! Nightwolf sent her to hæll!

It's obvious.