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I had a teacher a while back for English, and they always used to invite their friends into the classroom and talk while we did a test silently, so it was very hard to concentrate whilst trying to take notes of their conversations at what I believe was called the “Stitch and Bitch”. Anyway, We were taking a test and suddenly they turned to the topic of lesbians wanting a kid, and just keep in mind this was a classroom full of Year 9’ers. Everyone was sniggering and holding in laughing when suddenly we heard. “Yeah, they couldn’t get the sperm across the border” “WHAT, THEY COULDN’T GET THE SPERM?” (The teacher usually forgot she was in a Year 9 class and said the darnedest things). Everyone cracked up laughing, and she just handed her ID card in and left for the week.