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^{This is a thing now…?}

“GET OUT DONKEY!”

By an anonymous friend :)

It’s always been a thing, you farquaad.

“No Shrek, don’t go!”
“I’m sorry, but my time here is ogre.”

This has gone ogre the line.

TENSHREK!

Sauce

Okay guys, this thread has gone on long enough. There is a blatant ogreuse of these ogre based puns. They are so ogrerated and I’m starting to get sick of it. Don’t even try to tell me to get ogre it, I refuse to do so. There is a line, and we have gone way ogre it. You all need to get ogre yourselves.

Yeah! You got the Swamp Badge!

>Go to work
>Have hurt wrist a couple hours before
>Difficult to pick heavy things up
>Have to do dishes for whole shift
>Do OK for first couple hours
>Take a short break to rest hand
>Manager asks why I’m standing around
>Tell him I don’t want to ogreexert myself
>Manager starts yelling
>Suddenly Shrek out of fucking nowhere
>Punches manager in the face
>Does all the dishes in 10 minutes flat
>Go home an hour early
>Thanks Shrek

True story.

Shrek-It Ralph