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YOU TWO!

CLIMB THAT TREE AND GATHER COCONUTS TO FEAST UPON.

I SHALL GATHER UNDERBRUSH AND SOFT TREE BARK FOR BEDDING, AND CONSTRUCT US A LEAN-TO FOR SHELTER.

Only one shall become my slave.
You two! Eat eachother, and who ever is left shall become my slave.

Stuck IN an island!?

HELP!

Thank you for pointing out that mistake 7 minutes after the limit time there is to edit it.

My manlyness should be enough to neutralize thier faggotry, then the training begins, if the push-ups, commanding, whip and stuff doesn’t work, I’ll have to use more harsh ways

I shall apply my +3 survival modifier to find food and shelter. If all else fails, I can cook one of them.

Are these small creatures edible.

FEAST.

FEAST UPON THEIR COCONUT/CHICKEN-SHAPED HEADS.

Step 1: Refer to them as wei shen every time until they kill themselves. Therefore you feel no guilt upon killing them, you get food too.
Step 2: find a volleyball, name him wilson, and fap to him.

>Make a f$@#ing boat and leave.

I’ll make a 5 series sitcom. And learn to fish

I realize with these two girls. I won’t be hungry for a while.

those two “girls” have a certain surprise for you other than being under aged.

Anyways, they can just help me do shit around the island. Even if they are young and homosexual, to think they’re useless just because of that is very rude.

Like me, if they want to survive, we gotta work together by by gathering food, finding clean water, burnable materials for fires and shelter.

Sacrifice girls to gods to give me a boat.

>girls

>Punch trees to get wood.
>Then ask the females if they are willing to trade 14 wool for a emerald.

>girls
>implying you’re not watching pico to chico in the other tab

Animals can work fine too.

It’s more fun to let them find out themselves.

I JUST REALIZED THOSE ARE THE TRAPS FROM BOKU NO PICO!

Fuck that ill build a boat and getting the hell out of there.

I’m sorry, but your username makes me think that one night they’ll both want to “thank” you for helping them survive, and you’ll agree without hestitation.
Also, why did you forget about…

I would drink my own piss.