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Haiku is a strict form of Japanese poetry consisting of 3 lines.
 
First line = 5 syllables.
Second line = 7 syllables
Last line = 5 syllables.
 
Soda is yummy.
Its contents are of sugar.
I drink it daily.

We know already
Haiku is very easy
No lie, I spoke this

Standing up erect.
Get mind from gutter sicko.
I meant my pencil.

Clarinet makes noise
Good woodwind music making
Blow it and press keys

Look to my left side
That is a USB hub
I don’t even know

Observe the blanket;
Whom brings the warmth of a home
And always comforts.

Man, poetry is poopy.

Take lotion bottle
Apply directly to self
Now go get a tan.

Eh? I even got the first letters of each sentence to spell out tan.

Suck it.

You are a meathead
Meat meat meat meat meat meat meat
You are a meathead
Ten imaginary dollars if you recognize where that’s from.

Oh how I love haikus
Shit, that was six syllables
SEPPUKU IT IS

What is all this then?
Another poetry thread?
But, one stanza posts?

This is worse than, oh…
Tommy Wiseau’s odd accent
Or Dane Cook’s stand up

Poetry reduced
To merely syllabic rules
In the name of jest.

I am weeping now;
As I’ve seen poetry’s bane.
You are murderers.

(jk I love you all <3)

Hippopotamus
Whore stole all my tacos from mah
Refrigerator