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Thy Lord Hath Cometh

Last posted Feb 15, 2013 at 05:24PM EST. Added Feb 15, 2013 at 04:34PM EST
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Heresy! blam!

The true Lord is a god who sleeps in the unfathomable eldritch depths. Who will awaken one day, and on that day, all will hear the call…

Feb 15, 2013 at 04:47PM EST
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His Beraften Poultriness hath mounted me with the task of transcribing his word, his most important preachings hath come to me as a hymn, heed the words well:

Skipper in the wardroom drinkin’ gin,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
I don’t mind knockin’, but I ain’t goin’ in!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
The jimmy’s laughin’ like it’d rain,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
He’s lookin’ at me comic cuts again!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
cho:Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning,
Oh, what a terrible sight to see,
Dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft,
Sittin’ there a’pickin’ at a chicken on a raft!
Hi, ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, ho, chicken on a raft!
Hi, ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, ho, chicken on a raft!
Gave me the middle and the forenoon too,
Now I’m pullin’ on a whalin’ crew.
Seagulls wheelin’ overhead,
I oughter be home in me featherbed!
I had a little girl in Donny-B,
And did she make a fool of me.
Her heart was like a pusser’s shower,
Run hot to cold in a quarter of an hour!
We kissed goodbye on a midnight bus,
She didn’t cry and she didn’t fuss,
Am I that one she loves the best,
Or just a cuckoo in another man’s nest?
An amazon girl lived in Dumfries,
Only had her kids in two’s and three’s,
She’s got a sister in Maryhill,
Says she won’t but I think she will!

Last edited Feb 15, 2013 at 04:56PM EST
Feb 15, 2013 at 04:55PM EST
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His Beraften Poultriness will forgive grammar errors dearest Business.

Last edited Feb 15, 2013 at 05:25PM EST
Feb 15, 2013 at 05:24PM EST
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