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Last posted Mar 24, 2013 at 06:07PM EDT. Added Feb 19, 2013 at 01:47AM EST
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BulletproofBrony, Queen of Arendelle wrote:

You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room.

In the middle of what?
Anyways. if my parent doesn’t get a heart attack, I would beat him up, tie him and torture him until he forgets about what he saw. Or else, the media will find out and the FBI/Bronies will take Fluttershy away, and I’ll be famous for discovering inter-dimensional travel. Then someone will create a machine to warp to other planes of existence and humans will monopolyze Equestria. Everypony will hate me for it and I’ll be forced to kill myself.
… or I could tell him to keep it hush-hush.

Mar 15, 2013 at 03:13PM EDT
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BulletproofBrony, Queen of Arendelle wrote:

You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room.

That’s why I lock my door, damn it.

Or block it with an object, since I have no lock.

Better question:

Would you want to make love to your favorite pony if you had the opportunity to?

Because fuck it, I haven’t a girlfriend and this sounds like a nice fucking question.

Mar 15, 2013 at 06:37PM EDT
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You know, my younger brother once spotted my older brother in the middle of sexytimes. The lock was broken, I think, but the worst part was that I was supposed to keep a look out.
Anyways, answering the question above me: I would only try and become her boyfriend. Srsly, you can’t go for it just like that.

Now, I’ll ask a question:
You’re in love with your 2nd favorite pony, and after 5 months of your relationship, your 1st fave becomes attracted to you. What do?

Mar 15, 2013 at 06:45PM EDT
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Easy, I roboticize them both.

My turn:
You are in combat with your mortal enemy when your enemy decides to blast the pony next to you into oblivion.

What’s your next move?

Mar 15, 2013 at 06:52PM EDT
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Well, the image above didn’t answer Eggbotniks question, so…
While he recovers from the blast into oblivion thing, I would rush and finish him with a 30 Hit Ultra Combo.
Then, I would organize a memorial for the pony that passed away, and cry depending on who it is.

This thread now becomes a “Answer the question above” thread.
Your favorite pony becomes possesed by a demon, and is out to kill you. However, you can sacrifice 5 ponies in order to save her, but everyone else would hate you for taking their lives.
What do?

Mar 15, 2013 at 07:56PM EDT
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@Digoxin

I go to a distant land like Saddle Arabia, sacrifice five Bedouin ponies no one would have ever heard of, and then set free best pony.

Question
Second best pony (or humanized pony, if you prefer) becomes sexually attracted to you, but you only like second best pony as a friend. One night they come to you crying and say they just really need the D. What do?

Mar 15, 2013 at 09:03PM EDT
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Hmm questions…


You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room.

Relative: “Are you still fucking that horse”?

Me: “How many times to I have to tell you to knock first!?” (Throws pillows at relatives face)

Rarity: “Don’t you care call me a horse! You will address me proper” (Levitates bedside lamp at relatives face)

Me: “I swear that’s like the 4th time someone walked in on us”

Rarity: “Why can’t a lady have some privacy in this place?” (pouts)

Me: “We’re moving out ASAP


Would you want to make love to your favorite pony if you had the opportunity to?

Serious question? It’s a horse, who in their right mind would want to touch one of those things there.

Nobody can know of our forbidden love…


You’re in love with your 2nd favorite pony, and after 5 months of your relationship, your 1st fave becomes attracted to you. What do?

Have them fight to the death.


Your favorite pony becomes possesed by a demon, and is out to kill you. However, you can sacrifice 5 ponies in order to save her, but everyone else would hate you for taking their lives.

Duplicate a pony nobody likes like Prince Blueblood 5 times (with that cloning pond or whatever) and sacrifice all the clones. Curse averted and nobody will care!


Second best pony (or humanized pony, if you prefer) becomes sexually attracted to you, but you only like second best pony as a friend. One night they come to you crying and say they just really need the D. What do?

There is only one thing to do


This thread is now /mlp/

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Mar 15, 2013 at 09:30PM EDT
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But seriously, the discussion here is for KYM Pony General and not “NSFW MLP Images Go.”

If you don’t want to post NSFW (or at least saucy images) then you don’t have to. I can’t be bothered to go and find other images that I’d want to post with my name beside them, honestly. But otherwise, let the thread die, or I’ll need to lock it for getting off-topic.

Mar 16, 2013 at 12:06AM EDT
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You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room.

Would you want to make love to your favorite pony if you had the opportunity to?

You’re in love with your 2nd favorite pony, and after 5 months of your relationship, your 1st fave becomes attracted to you. What do?

Your favorite pony becomes possesed by a demon, and is out to kill you. However, you can sacrifice 5 ponies in order to save her, but everyone else would hate you for taking their lives.

Second best pony (or humanized pony, if you prefer) becomes sexually attracted to you, but you only like second best pony as a friend. One night they come to you crying and say they just really need the D. What do?

Mar 16, 2013 at 12:09AM EDT
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Following the rules of this thread, I must post a NSFW image.

Now, I must ship BSOD and Rarity:

_Rarity glanced deeply into BSOD’s eyes as he removed whatever clothing he had left. He thought that this time, it would be perfect. He thought that this time no one would interrupt them in the middle of that forbidden act, and so without hestitation, BSOD charged at Rarity.
Their bodies were almost fused together. With lust running through his veins, BSOD couldn’t help but gasp as he passionately kissed Rarity’s sweet, soft lips. Her mane had a sweet scent that stimulated him more than any magazine or video he’d seen in his life ever could. The three days she spent in his house, hiding from society until somepony teleports from Equestria to take her back; he had been thinking about this perfect moment. But suddenly, BSOD heard a familiar noise.

Relative: Oh, hell no… Are you STILL fucking that horse?!

BSOD felt anger and disappointment at the same time. Mostly anger, because his relative called the mare of his dreams a “horse”.

BSOD: How many times do I have to tell you to KNOCK first?!

BSOD knew that the moment was screwed, and threw his pillow at the relative’s face, smothered in rage. Rarity wasn’t happy either. The few times she had been called something other than “pony” or “mare” she felt the gates of hell open before her. Making up for the insult, she levitated the bedside lamp onto BSOD’s relative. The lamp didn’t hurt as much as the pillow did.

Rarity: Don’t you DARE call me a horse! You will adress me proper!
BSOD: I swear, that’s like the 4th time someone walked in on us!
Rarity: “Why can’t a lady have some privacy in this place?”

Rarity’s face couldn’t be more disgruntled.
BSOD couldn’t wait any longer. He needed to do Rarity without interruptions. He remembered a Hotel not far from his house, with an accesible price and modest design for a romantic night. He would somehow escort Rarity in there and finish the job.

BSOD: We’re moving out ASAP!_

Mar 16, 2013 at 12:54AM EDT
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Haha..
Why am i thinking everyone is derailing the thread because everyone wants to be in the next simulator?
This is delicious..


            
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Mar 16, 2013 at 11:33AM EDT
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@Digoxin

It’s beautiful! Reminds me of the old shipping thread.

Ahh, those days.


And since I need to post something NSFW before Verbose gets angry, here’s this…

Mar 16, 2013 at 11:53AM EDT
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Oh, I won’t get angry. I’ll just lock the thread.
 
But it is interesting how the only fandom/subculture large enough presently to merit a General thread and a NSFW thread with decent amounts of activity in both is FiM’s. It speaks to the content’s staying power on a Web where memetic phenomena tend to die off in weeks, if that.

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Mar 16, 2013 at 01:14PM EDT
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Verbose wrote:

Oh, I won’t get angry. I’ll just lock the thread.
 
But it is interesting how the only fandom/subculture large enough presently to merit a General thread and a NSFW thread with decent amounts of activity in both is FiM’s. It speaks to the content’s staying power on a Web where memetic phenomena tend to die off in weeks, if that.

The fact that we have multiple mods with forum powers that are (past) bronies also helps. We aren’t quickly to judge fandoms, whereas mods on other non-pony specialized sites contain the risk of being anti-bronies. We don’t give them priveleges, but we certainly don’t give them a disadvantage either.

Staying power of memes in comparison to internet fandoms and subcultures is a bad example then. Memes are a whole different category when it comes to staying power in comparison to fandoms.

But then again, the other fandoms with General threads never really tried. I remember having a Chen appreciation thread in the past where we do have a (inactive?) Touhou General.

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Mar 16, 2013 at 01:39PM EDT
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this thread is amazing. thank you derpy and based god.

Mar 16, 2013 at 09:39PM EDT
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BulletproofBrony, Queen of Arendelle wrote:

You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room.

I’d wounder why I’m having sex with a horse. knock it into a coma. put it in the dumpster. chloroform my sibling and turn myself in for bestiality. if they forcibly had sex with me I’d turn them in and laugh. then cry. then laugh again.

Mar 16, 2013 at 09:42PM EDT
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>this thread

Mar 16, 2013 at 11:17PM EDT

>MFW I appeared twice in Alex’s video.

I think Alex is the fuel of this thread.

Mar 18, 2013 at 06:50PM EDT
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>Watching part 3

>LOL that first part of my TL;DR sounds so funny. Good thing you will stop there before the boring part..right?

>Alex you aren’t really going to do that whole entire TL;DR I wrote right? Just the next sentence and stop?

>Alex don’t be silly you can’t…

>Alex…

>Alex stahp

>Alex my voice getting strained

>Alex there’s too much post! You can’t simulate it all! Stop it you fool

>YOU WILL DESTROY US ALL!

>I can’t believe you just simulated that whole fucking post.


@Digoxin

I think Alex is the fuel of this thread.

Now that all the NSFW has been replaced with frogs, he’s the only reason we still post here.

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Mar 19, 2013 at 02:53AM EDT
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@Alex’s vidya and BSOD’s TL;DR

but SRSLY BSOD read what RULE 34 is. It’s simply PORN and since porn is not allowed here, no images posted here can be RULE 34. Plain and simple. What you guise keep calling RULE 34, isn’t. The gif I posted of Rainbow Dash clopping is closer to RULE 34 (masturbation is porn) than this (sexy does not = porn)

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Mar 19, 2013 at 04:24AM EDT
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@Vazquez

I’m not sure why you are giving me, of all people, that lecture. Maybe you should have actually read what my TL;DR was about. You might have noticed a distinct lack of me complaining about pornography here

I know what constitutes porn and what constitutes merely suggestive imagery. Though on the other hand, I also like to be melodramatic about it. You shouldn’t take me so seriously.

Also if you want to get technical: R34 isn’t porn, suggestiveness or anything. It’s just a behavioral observation on the subject of porn

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Mar 19, 2013 at 06:48AM EDT
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FYI i have added a skip button for BSOD’s comment. I think the whole post is epic and it summarizes the whole situation about rule 34. Not just cloppics.


Digoxin said:

I think Alex is the fuel of this thread.

No i don’t.



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Mar 19, 2013 at 07:11AM EDT
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Pollux wrote:

whats the point of this thread?

Unnecessary bumps that stop it from dying.

Mar 19, 2013 at 08:56PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Vazquez

I’m not sure why you are giving me, of all people, that lecture. Maybe you should have actually read what my TL;DR was about. You might have noticed a distinct lack of me complaining about pornography here

I know what constitutes porn and what constitutes merely suggestive imagery. Though on the other hand, I also like to be melodramatic about it. You shouldn’t take me so seriously.

Also if you want to get technical: R34 isn’t porn, suggestiveness or anything. It’s just a behavioral observation on the subject of porn

well simply because you talked about rule 34 in your rant but my comments weren’t for you alone.
I did read your TL;DR by the way.
Also technically it’s rules of the internet
Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.
Nothing there talks about behavioral observation on the subject of porn. what would be a better subject than rule 34 is what constitutes porn. Does nudity alone constitute porn? Cuz great artists throughout time have dawn / painted nudes and you wouldn’t call Michelangelo a smut peddler.

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Mar 19, 2013 at 11:14PM EDT
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Triple post. Speaking of unnecessary bumps.
I’m just going to lock this now k.
Oh wait. I can’t because I did the frog thing.
;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

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Mar 20, 2013 at 11:18PM EDT
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MDFification wrote:

Triple post. Speaking of unnecessary bumps.
I’m just going to lock this now k.
Oh wait. I can’t because I did the frog thing.
;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

Mar 20, 2013 at 11:30PM EDT
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@Vazquez

Also technically it’s rules of the internet

I stand by my definition. Rule 34 was devised as a “rule” in lieu of behavioral observations on the internet which stipulated that internet users will purposely create pornography of anything they can

The observation has been posthumously adapted into a semi-sarcastic rule since there are a lack of studies to challenge the hypothesis. But technically the internet has no real established rules aside from anything that adheres to international law so the “rule” remains as an untested observation until studies on the subject can elevate it beyond observation status.

Nothing there talks about behavioral observation on the subject of porn

The rule does not state itself as an observation. But I’m pretty sure observations do not need to be self-declaring. They just need to supply a conclusion. But the rule is still based on observation none-the-less

what would be a better subject than rule 34 is what constitutes porn

We refer to some explicit content as “R34” not as a technical term but as a slang term which alludes to the fact that the content in question exists because of R34. Even some content which is strictly non-pornographic can still be considered R34 if it was designed to invoke it, reference it or parody it. My point is that R34 and porn are not interchangeable terms and I find it silly to use “R34” to classify a specific degree of porn

Does nudity alone constitute porn?

Okay lets ask the dictionary…

Definition of PORNOGRAPHY

1 : the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
2 : material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement
3 : the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction

-- por·no·graph·ic adjective
-- por·no·graph·i·cal·ly adverb

Porn is constituted simply by the purpose of igniting sexual arousal in its viewers. It can vary in this task from softcore to hardcore.

A greek penis drawn on the top of the Sistine chapel is not porn since those renaissance paintings were never made with the intention of having people fap to them.

…so that counts as porn even though it has 90% less graphic nudity than the Sistene. Not that it’s a huge controversy as far as this thread goes. I’d call that softcore porn

To your credit: not all imagery in this thread falls under that definition of porn so I agree with you there. A large portion of the images posted here are intended for humor and not for boner raising and/or the sake of R34. Out of the images that are meant to be arousing; none were hardcore and I don’t see why mods had to turn half of them into Getout frogs

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Mar 21, 2013 at 12:11AM EDT
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We refer to some explicit content as “R34” not as a technical term but as a slang term which alludes to the fact that the content in question exists because of R34.

it (and myself) existed before the internet so no we don’t refer to them as R34.

Definition of PORNOGRAPHY

you hit the nail right on the head there, porn is also “writing intended on causing sexual excitement” so shall we now ban half the threads for talking about sexual behavior?

That means I was posting porn when I was talking about coming inside Rainbow Dash. All my posts must be deleted now.

Mar 21, 2013 at 12:37AM EDT
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@vazquez

I think we both agree that putting a blanket ban on all porn would be lame. We should be allowed to have the tame/humorous stuff such as what goes on in here.

Personally I don’t care how raunchy shit gets around here. I’m just pedantic about terminology.

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Mar 21, 2013 at 03:31AM EDT
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Well it’s about time I posted some NSFW in this thread.




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Mar 21, 2013 at 05:18PM EDT
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Derpy Vazquez wrote:

We refer to some explicit content as “R34” not as a technical term but as a slang term which alludes to the fact that the content in question exists because of R34.

it (and myself) existed before the internet so no we don’t refer to them as R34.

Definition of PORNOGRAPHY

you hit the nail right on the head there, porn is also “writing intended on causing sexual excitement” so shall we now ban half the threads for talking about sexual behavior?

That means I was posting porn when I was talking about coming inside Rainbow Dash. All my posts must be deleted now.

Well why are you just standing there then you have to go delete all of your posts

Mar 21, 2013 at 06:12PM EDT
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MDFification wrote:

Well why are you just standing there then you have to go delete all of your posts

Damn that would be too much deleting, wouldn’t it. I think I’ll just post moar smut

Mar 22, 2013 at 11:46PM EDT
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

Broken image. :S

here it is. there is more than one way to view a broken image


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Mar 23, 2013 at 02:27AM EDT
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Meh.. It looks like the thread has lost it’s liveliness. No one is against the thread. No one is arguing why this thread shouldn’t be exist… I missed this threads first times. Really.
Dammit.

I don’t even sure about 4th. simulator. Not really want anyway.
If i do, that will be the last i guess.

R.I.P KYM NSFW Pony Thread






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Mar 23, 2013 at 07:46PM EDT
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@Alex

Alas, the horse boobs were too strong for our trolling might and remained unlocked up until the point of lost interest.

But we did our best. We managed to drag the thread out over 6 pages when it normally would have died in the first. I consider that a small victory

Mar 23, 2013 at 09:13PM EDT
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