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Based on your personal experience or what you see here everyday, let’s make a list of facts we should all know about KYM.
Allow me to start…
1_ Brand New members will be always faggots, until they change their default avatar, then shit might get real

2. OP is a faggot. The only exception is when he is a bundle of sticks.

2.1. Or unless OP is Freddy Mercury

3. Straight People are in the minority. Majority of the people here are Gay, Bi, or Trans.

4. Karma is the absolute. Nothing shall overcome karma.

5. JFF is the cancer that is killing /kym/.

You failed, your post is invalid…But I must say…
HOW COULD YOU FAIL? It’s not some sort of complicated post with rules, you had ONE JOB. So sorry, I know that “To Err is human” but c’mon

6. Users are the cancer that is killing /everythingweenjoy/

7. Rule 3 does not exist.

8. All entries are deadpool’d unless proven otherwise.

9. Amanda B. is a cat.

10. You are your avatar unless proven otherwise.

11. Every daily kym user must be shipped, no exceptions

12.

(You’d think this would be losing its edge, but it’s not shut up)

13. Mods and Admins are never wrong

14. Facebook commentators are the scourge of the site.

15. Alex Mercer is not a ninja, don’t believe him.

16. We will never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

17. Do not taunt Cloppers, Bronies, or Athiests on this website. They are a clear majority.

18. This is the first sucessful thread from Wascot since “Help the Homeless Hairless Hobo Soldier”

19. play on just for fun not on any other

20. Verbose is literally incapable of making a post of less than ten words.

21. There is going to be a Brand New Member posting a shitty article at least once a day.

22. Those who post on the forums and those who post on the entries may never coexist peacefully.

22. Counting games never go smoothly.

23. Rin and Hanako are best KS girls.

25. The IRC is full of dicks. All day, every day.

26. Someone will always get MLP inside every image gallery even if it isn’t related, the image will most of the time have more than 25 thumbs up.
26.1 Should a shitstorm begin in those images.

27. There is no fact 24

28. Jamie Dubs would beat Forest in a fight any day.

29. The Homestuck episode is noncanon.

30. Internet is serious business.

31. If this rule was minutes, you would no longer be able to edit your post.

32. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

33. Report slander and dissent.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.

35.1 Except me.

This fact has been deactivated and is no longer visible.

37. New Members will always misjudge how well known they are, asking why they haven’t been shipped yet or why they haven’t made it into a family photo.

38. Make enough threads and one of them might get the front page.

39. The users of KYM eventually turn into meme elitists. Some don’t realise.

41. The next rule is going to be about the answer to life, the universe and everything and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.

41. You always get ninja’d.

42. Nothing special here. Continue on your way, citizens.

43. It is a common misconception that being an annoying fuck qualifies you as a good troll, but that has never stopped the self-acclaimed ones (i.e. all of them) from believing.

44. Karma is serious buisness

45. Any entry relating to the Marvel hero Deadpool will be deadpooled.

46. If I haven’t heard of it, deadpool. I mean, I am a member of the kym community, so I know the Internet like the back of my hand.