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>Mario falls 2 feet
>Dies

I would mention CoD, but…

Death by b00bs

And when the time passed, it just got worse

Whatever, I can take several rockets to the face and still die backstabbed.

Maze Games.

Touches any walls, start from beginning or die. The latter being more common.

You can replace MC with Sonic and it'd really still be the same.

STUPID "BOTTOMLESS" PITS.

Fuck. As soon as I saw this thread in the top of the forums I was already gonna post this.

Also, in Silver Surfer, if you touch anything, you die. That includes walls.
I didn't read the comics, but isn't Silver Surfer supposed to be rather powerful?

Same thing with the NES version of Dragon's Lair

While staying on AVGN, why the fuck can't the Ninja Turtles swim?

How about this from Left 4 Dead 2?

You can kill with this, but come on, you can do one hit kill decapitations.

I mean, come on. Pfft…

I thought Kat's death in Halo Reach was pretty senseless.

John marston dies instantly in water.

Spongebob dies in water in some of his video games.

Well, he can't swim, so I suppose that's why he dies. But yeah, go near any body of water that isn't the size of a kiddie pool and H20 kicks you in the balls with overhydration .

(I remembering dying when I stood inside a waterfall. Huh.)

Yet he can take a shotgun blast to the chest from two feet away without even falling down.

Kabal's Scary Face fatality. Stupidest fatality ever.

God, I love Red Dead Redemption.

Why does Sonic only die when he has no rings?

… More importantly, how does he carry all of those rings?

Well, that's like asking "How can Mario eat a mushrooms and become twice his height in 2 seconds?"

Well, that's like asking "How does the human body work?"
Or "Why does stuff fall down?"

Shouldn't we know everything about video games, just like we try to know everything about the real world?

>Doesn't need to breath in space

>Drowns when underwater

In fighting games, how you can keep going at full power with no fatigue until your health bar disappears, than you pass out. A kick to the foot can mean the difference between a tip top physical condition and KO

See these fuckers? They kill you… by blowing an extending whistle at you.

How about every FPS where vehicles explode when they contact water?

Like battlefield for instance: Apparently tanks are made of sodium, because they just completely vaporize upon the slightest contact of a puddle.

Instead of cannons, they should just use water hoses.

And this time there is one that applies to the boss.

>Attempts to crush Sonic while he's spindashing

>Fingers take damage, not Sonic

Considering the fingers slam right onto the platform regardless, you'd think Sonic would take damage or even be crushed outrightttt, not just maintain the spindash and break those fingers.

Darn it, the link to my second picture broke. (Basically just a pic of Sonic underwater.)

Sorry guys.

Also, while we're on the subject of FPS games.

>Shot in foot by sniper rifle
>Dies

>Poked by knife
>Dies

In some games, restarting a level costs a life.

Wtf, is rewinding lethal or something?

When falling from space Master Chief was asleep in a armour lock mode where as he can't activate it fast enough falling of a cliff.

Die
Resurrect in a closet

Another thing about FPSes,

I don't understand regenerative health. Can you REALLY heal from a gunshot wound that fast?

If you're talking about L4D2, might I mention…

How the fuck do these guys kill you anyway? Do Survivors just go into shock and cardiac arrest from being humped by a zombie?

If they scratch you, you die immediately.

Megaman in the spikes. A highly advanced robot survives hords of robots, blob things and long falls … but is destroyed just by touching metal spikes?

Garry's Mod. Your character takes hardly any damage if he falls from the top of a world straight to the bottom, but can get killed by a rubber ducky that you spawned right above his head.

I don't think DICE want people to lead ambushes with tanks underwater or take down jets with AA gun vehicles while under the cover of water.

Actually, that's a point, Jets and water…

In Just Cause 2, the slightest contact with any part of the plane and water and the whole thing vaporises.

The Jockey doesn't do anything except steer the character into the Horde/another Special Zombie.

No it does about two damage every few seconds and can down you (By thrusting its crotch into your head).

Also how about non-deaths like Niko-indestructable-Bellic or a blown up battlefield soldier that is revived with defibs.

Any auto-side scroll crushing death.

In the Paper Mario games, making wrong dialogue choices at some points of the game will give you a Game Over.

Here's one of my favourites.

Realistically, it's probably clawing at one's face.