Let’s face it: everyone loves to see that green number on their userpage go up and up and up, whether they admit it or not. Fortunately, there often seem to be sure-fire methods of getting some of that sweet, sweet karma around KNM. However, some people are far better at it than others. Let’s see just how badly we can botch these attempts.
Example.: Oh yeah, I love MLP! Rainbow Brite is best pony!!!
ITT we try to be karma whores and fail miserably
Last posted Mar 13, 2013 at 01:09AM EDT. Added Mar 11, 2013 at 01:40PM EDT
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Konnichiwa LearnThoseMemes! I am le Grotan desu~~ and I le hate le 9gag xD le. le give me your may-may upvotes le ecks dee if you agree XD desu~ >:3
9gag, advice animals, brand new members, my little pony, and reddit suck.
gibe mi upvotes pls.

Abusing the OP usually works too e.g.
HUR HUR OP \/ \/ \/
GIBE ME KRAMA PLOX
I’ll suck your dick for karma.
Intergalactic Joe wrote:
Works every time.
insert snafu face here
I AM LEAVING THIS WEBSITE 5EVER GOODBYE
HELLO I AM BACK TO THIS WEBSITE
I should have added something: It’s okay to give karma to posts you find creative/funny. even though the point is to fail. Essentially, an upvote on this thread is equivalent to a downvote on any other.
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This thread sucks.
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added political and religious opinion
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So are the mods taking a coffee break or something?
jace is a boss wrote:
added political and religious opinion
>opinion
Fridge Logic wrote:
So are the mods taking a coffee break or something?

>ITT we try to be karma whores and fail miserably
>and fail miserably
>fail miserably
>fail
You guys are doing it wrong.
Upvote this post if you HAYTE 1d and furfagz and teh Brnoies
LOLOL TF2 teh vest vidyagaem evur JOKE, HURR ROLPLAY
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#thankyoubasedgaben
Fridge Logic wrote:
So are the mods taking a coffee break or something?
Nope, just letting you all suffer the consequences of your bad decisions and laughing.
I’m not even gonna try.
HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
Nope, just letting you all suffer the consequences of your bad decisions and laughing.
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
Fridge Logic wrote:
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
Sadly, mods aren’t parents. They’re something more akin to older siblings. Trying to keep order while the admins are away.
Unfortunately, a few children decided to complain to the parents. Now the older siblings aren’t allowed to use the rod.
HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
Nope, just letting you all suffer the consequences of your bad decisions and laughing.

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Who’s complaining?
I believe I mentioned I was laughing.
I used to be laughing like you, until I took an arrow to the- shot
So in this thread we try to imitate Kalmo?

i em le mastur krama hors xDDDD
So far, the only person doing this thread right is Rukario
Even with Rukario, this thread still sucks.
Amuse me oh, worthless beings of the Internet.
I’m using the word “le” and “xD” ironically! Am I cool now?

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Jehuty wrote:
Abusing the OP usually works too e.g.
HUR HUR OP \/ \/ \/
NO
dis is the best tread evar 9001/10
HUR HUR OP \/ \/ \/
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This is the only post with a negative score in this thread so, therefore, Rukario is doing better than everybody of you by doing worse than everybody of you. Quite ironic, really.
Lel krama plz. xD
Give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma give me karma
So that’ll be 13 dicks and -7 dicks. I better get to suckin’. (I +1’d all posts due to those 7 party poopers)
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shuddup and gibme krama now plz
Well… someone just steamrolled this thread taking 3 krama with them off of every post
You think you can just recreate the glorious negative karma whoring thread?
Such a thread comes about once in a generation!
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pew di pie for upvotes!!!! (my attempt)
I like how this entire thread went from karma whoring to every post getting a massive downvote bomb all of a sudden.
I’m not even going to lock this thread. It’s your own fault, and this will serve as a good lesson for next time.
RandomMan wrote:
I like how this entire thread went from karma whoring to every post getting a massive downvote bomb all of a sudden.
I’m not even going to lock this thread. It’s your own fault, and this will serve as a good lesson for next time.
Hey, the point of the thread is to fail.
Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:
Hey, the point of the thread is to fail.
You and I both know that at a certain point people kept posting because they noticed people were actually getting positive karma.
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amirite guise?!xD
(oc pls do not steal)
RandomMan wrote:
You and I both know that at a certain point people kept posting because they noticed people were actually getting positive karma.
now it has become an contest to see who can get the most bad karma
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