Anyways, after hours of fighting against Hazama and the forces of the Balloon Master, Sam’s old body just can’t take it anymore. He isn’t a young skilled cyborg samurai controlling the biggest resistance group anymore, he is just the head of a decaying organization waiting for his dead. Finally, he passes out, in the arms of his friends and comrades..He wakes up in hell, where the Devil himself has been waiting for him:
Devil: Sam, here you are finally! Alright…Gentlemen?
Evil ghosts start to play a catchy song, as the Devil dances around Sam.
Sam: Oh crap, singing….Mind if I ignore you?
Devil: Ignoring is evil!
So feels spreading!
We’ll find ways to simulate Flandre’s posts.
What a sorry fella! Truly you want tears for your umbrellaaa!
Here at level one in Cyborg Heeeell!
Sam is kicked out of hell, he appears in a post-apocaliptic version of Outer Haven.
Devil: Science is wrong!
So is the illegal use of nano-machines!
Let’s let Lady Luck decide..
what kind of torture’s justified!
I’m pit force here in Cyborg Heeeeell!
Both of them appear again in Hell.
Devil: Oh! Deep-fried Cyborg!
Sam: JUST TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYY….
Devil: Just remember that innocent hot-chick’s brain!
Sam: There must be cyborgs worse than I…
Devil: We checked around, they really aren’t!
Sam: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks..
Devil: You tried to control a underaged girl’s mind!
Sam: HEY! She was a vampire! Blame the Balloon Master!
Devil: Please stop sinning while I am singing!
The Devil kicks Sam’s buttcheeks, sending the cyborg to the lava pool. He keeps singing.
Devil: Dark Stuff! Unlimited troops!
You don’t need those things to survive!
Bloodpool: Hey Sammy, time to make some noise! With the last big-hit by the Anti S boys!
Record scratching sounds.
Sam is taken out of the lava by Bloodpool.
Bloodpool: That’s whatcha, watcha, watcha, WHAT-CHA get on level five!
Meanwhile, descending to hell.
Natsuru: I don’t feel well..
Zarathh: It’s up to us to rescue him!
Natsuru: Maybe he likes living in hell.
Zarathh: It’s us who tempted him to sin!
Natsuru: Maybe he is back in Outer Haven?
Zarathh: C’mon Natsu! Don’t be scared! I’m sure at least one of us will be spared. So just sit back and enjoy the ride!
Natsuru: MY ASS HAS BLISTERS FROM THE SLIDE!
Back to the Cyborg Hell.
Devil: Unfair time-travelling!
Undetectable stuff and Dirty Mistral Magazines!
You’ll pay for every crime!
With not a single damn smile!
You’ll suffer ’till the end of time!
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme!
RUN FOREVER HERE IN CYBORG HEEEEEELL!
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