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Jotaro: I’d like some hard proof of you “God” existing. I’d like him to appear right here, right now. if he doesn’t appear within the next minute, your so called “God” is a bunch of bullshit.
Jotaro strikes an epic pose, pointing at the sky.
Jotaro: THAT’S RIGHT, CROW! I’M CALLING YOU OUT!

Jul 24, 2013 at 07:12PM EDT
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@girls.

the girls are enjoying themselves a bit more with the sake.

cana overhears marisa and reimu.

Cana: a drinking contest. wow never knew you were that type of girl. well if you want to have a go at it with the best, your free to do so.

cana pulls out a card from her deck she kept in her pocket. it has a picture of three barrels of ale on it. she whips the card down on the ground and in a puff of smoke and light. three large barels of ale appear out of nowhere. they are much larger than any regular sized barrell.

Cana: i saved these for such an occasion. so how bout it missy. wanna show me what your really made of?

Wendy: im not too sure about all of this cana.

Levy: relax, its cana. nobody can compare to cana when it comes to holding their alcohol.

Erza: well it should still be good for a wild night.

they all continue to drink along with each other and enjoy the night.

cana waits for reimu and marisa to accept her drinking challenge.
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@yukari
Medusa: okay then. but first i need a living subject to insert the black blood so that it can handle the black blood without any… accidents. most humans cannot handle the black blood in their bodies once it begins to work its way through them. most likely it will end up killing them before it can fully develop into the same blood that asura has. so what im saying is i need a much more… durable. subject. might i say. and if im not mistaken. the good doctor here has some very fine soldiers that can fit the qualifications. it would also be interesting to study the effects of black blood on such superhuman creatures. how will it effect them? will it make them even stronger or kill them? these are the things that drive my curiosity. if these tests prove to be a success on one of medics soldiers, than not only will we have the materials you need. but also an even more powerful army for the doctor. if its a failure, than so be it. theres many ways we can get the proper subjects we need.

Asura: once they have the black blood fully within their bodies, we can harvest them of it so we can use it for your reactor. once we’ve acquired all the blood we need from them.

Medusa: thats if my tests work. and if they do, we can begin mass production of it. and in that time of harvesting, you can teach me all your little tricks and secrets on boundaries. we can spend so much time bonding with each other. like sisters almost. doesnt that sound fun?
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@boys

they ready to attack jin if necessary.

Jul 24, 2013 at 07:23PM EDT
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@NBC Troopers,

The amorphous blob is shot by the hail of bullets, and it screams a distorted and spine-chilling scream as it falls out of one of the larger holes in the vents. The NBC troopers can clearly tell that this is not a human that they are facing, but the remnants of one… It has a cracked white mask for a face that can only be described as the front side of a white bowling ball. Arakune also has a strange red outline surrounding him, and the blob keeps dripping onto itself and constantly shifts around. It’s enough to make someone sick. Arakune turns his “head” to the nearest soldier to his position.
Arakune: You…IDIOTS! THE AZURE IS MINE! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!
The black blob then begins to shift around and contort in on itself, charging straight at the boxes.

Arakune: KIIIIHEHEHEHEHE!
Bones spurt out from its back as it grabs the troop, and throws him into another soldier. The bullet hail doesn’t seem to be doing anything, as it is only absorbing them. It then makes it’s way to the two crashed up against a wall, bony appendages still out.

The other troopers begin to see what can only be described as an innumerable amount monstrous insects coming out of the thing’s “body”. Giant white centipedes, nasty looking little flying things with sharp teeth, a swarm of strange looking bees that are colored purple and black, and a variety of other insects. These begin heading straight for the other troopers.


@Sam,

Flandre listens to the Fab with a confused look on her face, not really knowing what he is saying. But when he hands her the device, she takes it.
Um… Thanks?

But then Sam states the simpler explanation for it.

Oh! Okay! I could’ve dodged the bullets anyway. We’re really good at it, you know!
She then waits for Sam to go onwards with the tour.


@Girls,

Kokonoe and Nu continue to drink, their faces getting flushed by the effects of the alcohol.

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Jul 24, 2013 at 07:33PM EDT
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@girls
Tsunarmin still just stands there with the bottle, not drinking.

@Order HQ…

Granatir has made some progress towards taming the Litholizard, as it will no longer attack on sight. It seems to be making the crystals lining its body sparkle, and he has no idea why…

Jul 24, 2013 at 07:42PM EDT
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@Jotaro,

Nothing appears, some dust rolls by….Eddy raises an eyebrow…
Eddy: You and I are proof he exists partner….besides, your startin’ to sound like on of those heretic types


@Arakune,

The soldiers quickly scramble onto their feet and run off further down the warehouse, the bugs catch up but are having a difficult time chewing through the thick NBC suits that the troops are wearing
NBC: We can’t take it on! our bullets are doing nothing!
NBC #2: We need back up! or something!
Arakune then crashes into the cover they are hiding behind sending the soldiers flying
NBC: Hold it off! hold it off!
The continue to shoot at the monster whilst one of the solders gets a hold of the Dispatcher
NBC: Sir!?
Dispatch: What is you status?
NBC: Not good, its some sort of liquid creature, our bullets are doing anything but enraging it
Dispatch: Hold out, im sending reinforcements to aid you
The call ends and the soldiers continue firing at the creature. Unluckily the bugs have managed to chew through the suit of one of the soldiers, they quickly flood into the suit through the gap
NBC #3: AGGGGHHH!!! HELP MEEE!


@Flandre,

Fabricator: And that is only one of the things I have to give today
The Fab leaves the rooms and comes back with something else, this too covered in a cloth
Fabricator: We took the time to carefully reverse engineer this from the Orbital Frame Jehuty…
He removes the cover as if it is some sort of dessert on a plater. A small cube like device with rounded edges, about the size of a golf ball and emitting a eery purple glow is before them…
Fabricator: This is something called a Vector Trap, it is a device which compresses the space surrounding the user allowing them to store weapons or objects within it until needed, also called Hammerspace. This technology is what allowed Jehuty to store it sub-weapons and transport them, materialising them when needed from the Vector Trap. With a press of a button the Trap should open allowing storage of multiple large items.

This object is very, you simply do what the Fabricator says and the object you need storing fades out of spacetime and into the trap, when “opened” the said object will materialize near the user or in there hands. The Trap isn’t visible and can’t be utilized as a weapon

Jul 24, 2013 at 08:06PM EDT
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Jotaro: It’s just that someone like me needs sound proof that a god-like being exists. I mean, I’ve seen the supernatural before, I’ve seen a vampire with my very eyes, but… a god? I’m still a bit skeptical. I’m guessing if I don’t believe in him, you’re going to try to kill me?
Suddenly, Star Platinum appears
Jotaro: Because I don’t. Yet. If your god were to appear to me, i’d change my opinion in an instant. But, it seems we must fight, according to your concepts.

Jul 24, 2013 at 08:26PM EDT
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@NBC Troops,

The black and gooey blob closes in on the nearest soldier, and grabs him with the bony appendages protruding from him. Once this is done, it begins to slowly drag the soldier into its mass.

The bees sting the third NBC trooper, and they spread a deadly neurotoxin all throughout his body. The centipedes climb up him, and begin to rip and chew away at his flesh. The strange black insects with fangs tear into the trooper like miniature piranhas, getting down to the bone of him rather quickly. This is like a worst nightmare come true for him.


@Fabs and Sam,

Flandre takes the device, and looks down at the Fabricator from Sam’s shoulder.
Thanks! It’s just that I don’t really have anything to put in here besides my set of clothes for now…
She’s been carrying that spare set for a while now, and decides that this is the perfect time to get them off her hands. She activates the Vector Trap, and the clothes under her arm fade into the trap. It closes back once she’s finished.
Oooooh~ Pretty colors~
She waits for the tour to go on.

Jul 24, 2013 at 08:27PM EDT
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@Medusa

Blitz gets surprised and irritated to hear Medusa about the Black Blood on his soldiers.

Blitz : Whoa whoa whoa… You said that you are gonna use that black thing, on my soldiers?!

NM : Yes…

Blitz : You did’t know if it will work!

NM : Yes…

Blitz : Also, my soldiers have a virus called Nerve Agent in their bodies, don’t know if the Black Blood shall take effect.

NM : Yes… That’s a good plan, how many soldiers do you need?

Blitz : Yes! How many- WHAAAaaat!

Blitz looked surprised to his boss for that decision.

NM : There are vampires genetically created to withstand whatever, or so I thought.

Blitz : B-but… Moon, help me.

NMM : And with the magic of my father, they can resurrect from the dead many times as he want.

Blitz : Yes!… Oh, shut up horse, you are not helping.

NM : As Moon said, they did not be allowed to die. Asura, let your girlfriend to pick any soldier.

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Jul 24, 2013 at 08:38PM EDT
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@ Ragna

Jin is sent flying and now laying on his back
Oh Brother~ You shouldn’t have done that! YUKIANESA!!

Jin holds out his hand and a sword of Ice begins to form

Ahhhhhhhh!

*It stays in place as Jin runs forward at Ragna to slash him with Yukianesa, coming forward when Jin starts his slash.*

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Jul 24, 2013 at 08:51PM EDT
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Sorry, I’m feeling a bit… “Psychotic” this morning

Jul 24, 2013 at 08:58PM EDT
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Jul 24, 2013 at 09:09PM EDT
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@Jotaro,

Eddy: sigh..who said anythin’ about fightin’?
He makes his way over to his Jetbike
Eddy: If I could mak-

???: This is some fine class-A steaming horse shit im hearing right here….

From out of nowhere…
Roger (Crow): What is with this proof thing? does it matter if I exist or don’t?…I believe circles are actually squares and now they fucking are, I don’t need proof on that, its just how it is now. Do you see what I mean Jotaro? are you brain waves interconnecting?…they better be interconnecting…
Eddy knows this could only be that one person, the god himself. He drops to his knee’s…
Eddy: Well bugger me with a fish fork….all my days…
Roger (Crow): Hush hush, important proofing business here “partner”…get with the times, its the…..the future, we don’t talk like cowboy lone rider faggot horse riding douche bags no more. Smarten up
Eddy’s face is… a face that is indescribable. Roger adjusts his tie and turns back to Jotaro
Roger (Crow): Im the god you’ve been looking for…
He holds his hand out to Jotaro who is forced to shake it
Roger (Crow): Im liking the get up, its got pajazz, you can never have enough pajazz. What do you think of my suit?
Jotaro is once again is forced to act against his own will
Jotaro:…Its….got pajazz…..
Roger (Crow): And don’t you know it son. Anyway, you wanted me to show off my magic tricks…..
Roger’s head explodes into a fountain of blood, the headless corpse slumps to the floor
Roger (Crow): I was jealous of his pajazz
Another Roger appears behind Jotaro
Roger (Crow): As you-
That Roger’s head also explodes only for another to appear
Roger (Crow): can see..
Another head explosion, third corpse
Roger (Crow): I am
Fourth corpse
Roger (Crow): A go- really wasteful…
This one actually explodes entirely. A final Roger appears, four corpses and a exploded mess litter around Jotaro
Roger (Crow): How damn macabre can things fucking get huh?! Hehehehee
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Roger (Crow): I think Ive proved my point
Meanwhile Eddy is teleported out of this entire scene, and placed back at his encampment with a cleared out memory of this little happening


@Arakune,

The soldier that is sucked into the monster writhes around frantically trying to escape, the other guy is practically dead from all the bugs tearing away at his bare skin. The other soldiers back up….
NBC: C’mon! its no use!

And then finally the “reinforcements” burst straight through the entrance door and bound into the room…

Nicknamed: Bouncer
Due to the sudden increase in Alert Phases, the Fabricators heard Sam’s anguish and set about a solution. A unique prototype UG was made by a dedicated and focused team with the sole goal to effectively seek and destroy all types of intruders that have managed to board Heaven. It has literally only been a mere few minutes since its completion where it was immediately released from its maintenance cradle and activated for the first time and given its target. It then sprinted from the deck and made its way down to this warehouse to destroy the intruder. Due to its construction by the Fabricators it is evidently a very capable and deadly machine, even though it has not shown its potential it is obvious that it will be a enemy to reckoned with.

This UG will now be dispatched to all break ins where the intruder is beyond “normal”

Bouncer: Target identified. Removing.

The Bouncer leaps from the ground and begins running around the room atop the crates whilst firing smoke grenades from its side-mounted launchers, after a few seconds the room is filled with blinding smoke. Due to the advanced design of the UG it emits no heat signatures and is effectively invisible

A charging sound can be heard getting gradually louder however the destination it is coming from is unknown….


@Flandre,

Right that’s it here, lets get going Flandre…
Fabricator: Goodbye brother
They make their way back through the deck and onto the tram, Sam pushes in a few buttons to get it moving
Anyway, what was the Fairy Tail Guild like? anything fun happen?

OOC:
And that’s me done for tonight….

Jul 24, 2013 at 09:38PM EDT
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Cheering and clapping as the lights are back, the darkness gone and the show is on. Mickey dances around like a drunk monkey dodging australian bullets from british sniper who just ate a pair of tacos and now he is farting and shooting at the same time. Too complex? He is just dancing like a kid in his first Harlem Shake video. As he raises both of his hands, the audience screams "MICKEY, WHAT TIME IS IT? inviting Mr Cantor to respond:

Mister Mickey Cantor: It’s “Cantor’s happy kids questioning corner time about futile reality existance”! Welcome back humans and new alien overlords about to get your buttcheeks kicked out of this planet! Glad to have you back folks for more unpleasant and unethical questions to unknown strangers who were LITERALLY forced to came here and LITERALLY answer for their lives! LITERALLY! HAHAHA! WOW! We were talking with these pack of internet stalkers, bunch of unimportant fools who are easy to taunt and laugh at, proud members of that dead website Know Your Meme. Man, that site was filled with horses and porn! Don’t know about you guys but I have no problems with horses if porn is around! Unless zoophilia! DEAUGH!
Crowd laughter.

Mr Cantor: Our first guest is fat…Did I just said FAT? Well yeah, he is a pretty fat, fatty fatso fat fatter flattering fat. I would like to remind you that I have nothing against FAT people, I just like to say random words in the wrong situations like that time I yelled the word “Nazi” in front of a Neo Extremis Jew or that another time where I screamed “Bush did nothing wrong” in an american airport. Anyways, our first guest is Doctor Ivo Fat Eggman Robotnik!
Doctor Robotnik: What’s the meaning of this? How dare you call me fat you little dead brain ignorant swine? I, the eggtraordinary mastermind Dr. Ivo Robotnik, eggtraordinary genius and sworn enemy of that blasted hedgehog, I will not tolerate such a disrespectful behavior-
Mr Cantor: Sorry did you just said something? I thought I heard something boring! What’s up doc? Ready for some questioning?
Dr Robotnik: I refuse to answer for a idiotic progr-
Mr Cantor: First question…Dear Eggman..Why the hell people calls you Eggman? Becouse you are shaped like a egg, becouse you like to say egg-puns or maybe…’CAUSE YOU REAAAALLY LOVE DEM EGGS?
Audience laughs as the doctor’s patience burns.
Dr Robotnik: I AM GOING TO ROBOTIZE EACH AND EVERYONE OF-!
Mr Cantor: You can scream all you want but you are not having these pair of eggs…The ones in my fridge I mean…Not LITERALLY speaking, the fridge in my house people…Man, dirty minds everywhere.
Crowd laughs once again. Most of them are crying from laughter.
Mr Cantor: Next question…Dear Eggman…Did you just read all of those unknown Sonic comics just to get the creepiest images or you just spend the whole day in a image board?
Dr Robotnik: What do you-?
Mr Cantor: Last question..Dear Eggman…Me and my wife laugh hysterically everytime you get killed in the thread becouse we hate you so, so, SO very much that there’s even a special part of the day called “Eggman hating hour” where we share our hatred towards you. And then we read the part where you respawned…shortly followed by a crude drawing of hands with middle finger extended.
Crowd explodes into bananas. Laughter everywhere.
Dr Robotnik: That..that wasn’t even a question..That was just mean!
Mr Cantor: Mean but funny! HAHAHA! WOW! Thanks for coming!

Mr Cantor: Next guest is a weeboo, panties photographer and anime lover. Scientists believe he is the missing link between a hoe and a virtual prostitute maybe ‘cause he really likes to get a old fashioned stripperiffic shot! Here comes the mad Asura!
Asura: Hey Spark so glad you decided to includ-!
Mr Cantor: YEAH WHATEVER, IT’S NOT LIKE YOU ASKED FOR IT! IT’S NOT LIKE YOU SENT ME LIKE 4500 DIFFERENT STEAM MESSAGES SCREAMINGMISTER CANTOR PLEASE INVITE ME!”

Asura: Man I just wanted to join the fun.
Mr Cantor: That’s the problem! I’m the only one allowed to get the fun here becouse I’m the one bashing people! HAHAHA! First question..Asura…Why the fu[CENSORED] do you keep saying that you are the main antagonist?
Asura: I thought we agreed to-
Mr Cantor: Allow me to remind our fans the amount of sh[CENSORED] Asura went through before dissapearing: “Getting shot, Falcon Punched, cut in half, vaporized, shot with high caliber bullets and thousands of nutshots.”
Asura: But when the Roleplay Thread started it was really stupi-
Mr Cantor: Next question! Dear Asura, did you noticed how much plot scenes you posted? Did you also noticed how NO ONE ELSE BOTHERED to post plot just like you? Are you obsessed with plot?
Asura: But I was just-
Mr Cantor: Between you and me buddy…Just leave the links in my profile…the nastiest pictures you can find for this…fluffy mascot.
Crowd explodes into fruits and more. The audience is now the world’s biggest greengrocer’ shop. Security starts to use tazzers to control the situation. There is a guy who looks like he is about to vomit his own lungs.
Mr Cantor: Last question…Still wanting to murder that pathetic attempt of character who thinks himself as the biggest mother[CENSORED] on the thread?
Asura: Oh you mean the [CENSORED]? Yes, I bloody hate him to dea-
Mr Cantor: Thanks for answering!

Mr Cantor: Next guest refused to join us so I ordered my boys to convince him with a friendly bottle of Chloroform! He is a Metal Gear lover…You know that game where you are a guy sneaking into a girl’s bathroom. He also loves the Halo series. Speaking of Halo, the next questions are brought to you by Halo 8: The Doritos monks! Preorder now to recieve the DLC campaign “The Mountain of the Dev”! Samuel Rodriguez cuts in!
Sam: Oh no…First the Devil song and now this…Please, just make the questions as fast as possible.
Mr Cantor: Yes sir! Dear Sam…Why do I keep feeling like a kid in front of his grumpy old granpa everytime I talk to you?
Sam: Becouse you have anger issue-
Mr Cantor: Next question…Are you involved in the love triangle? Some people say that you have a growing relationship with Natsuru and Zarathh! Check the Shipping thread for more evidence guys!
Sam: They are just good friends-
Mr Cantor: Reeeaaaaally good friends…Now I see it…It’s becouse of your handsome face…Room 145 in Badwater Hotel…you tiger…Stab me if you want.
Audience laughter. Security tazzing people around.
Mr Cantor: Last question…Is it me or does the Overseer look like a school director? Why do you keep posting pictures of real life humans? You are messing with the Reality Natural Order of this world!
Sam: Well you keep posting Garry Mod Pictures…(sarcastic cough)
Mr Cantor: Lucky for you we’ve got a…ETHICAL HELPING CALL! We will give you a easier or worst question from viewer!
Phone ringing sounds. The audience stays silent as Sam hopes for the worst to happen.
Caller: Mickey! Oh, my God! I can’t believe it! I’ve been trying for so long-
Mr Cantor: Whoops! Hey, sorry about that caller. Sausage fingers! Try calling again sometime… if you don’t get a life, first. HAHAHA!
Sam: (facepalming) Kill me already, this gets more and more retarded.


Matt Grimes also known as “The Caller”. A huge fan of the show who would spend every day, every week and every year hoping to get a chance to talk with Mister Cantor, the father figure he never had, the kind of person he wanted to be, the man he admired. “Sausage fingers”, “Get a life”, “Kill me already”, these phrases twisted Grimes’ mind as he started to tear apart every poster, figure and miniature that had Cantor’s face and set his life on a new course, one that would take him off the sidelines of life and in a new and terrible direction….The Wascot appeared in episode 4500 in the middle of a discussion between Mr Cantor and his producer. Since that day, everytime Cantor’s kids corner begins, the audience prepares for the creepy stalker to show up with a messed up plan, trying to humilliate Cantor in the most inhuman way.

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Jul 24, 2013 at 09:46PM EDT
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@Jin,

Ragna intercepts the slash of Yukianesa with Blood Scythe, and the swords clash. In a quick move, he takes Blood Scythe away, and goes in for a sideways slash at Jin. This fight will only end one way… And that is for one to kill the other.


@Bouncer,

Once the smoke hits, the black blob goes into a frenzy trying to find its surroundings. He rushes blindly towards a wall, and smashes straight into it. However… He proceeds to climb up the wall, having just finished his nice meal of soldier.
Arakune: …not…ave…time…this…
He climbs up the wall, and makes his way back into the air vents by his sense of touch. The bugger is fast, darting every which way he can to get away from the Bouncer and towards the remnants of the Azure.


@Sam,

It was nice.
She smiles a bit.
Juvia gave me a bath, we went to a hot springs, and we got to watch fireworks together. It was a lot of fun.
Flandre patiently waits for them to arrive at their destination.

Jul 24, 2013 at 10:13PM EDT
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Captain Spark wrote:

OOC: Needs more Real Life pictures of people we don’t know!

OOC: …..The images I used for the character I named “Overseer” weren’t of a real person if that’s what your getting at?……It was Dr. Halsey from Halo. Graphics eh?….crazy stuff….

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Jul 24, 2013 at 10:18PM EDT
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OOC: I’m just messing around with you Rodriguez. No te me enojes pendejo! I’m a real human too:

Jul 24, 2013 at 10:22PM EDT
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OOC:
Asura: 0/10. aint even mad.

(fucking cant breath after reading that man. awesome job)
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@boys and jin
suddenly you feel the ground shaking. getting louder and louder as it gets closer.

Natsu: what the hell is that.

Gajeel: can it be…

Gray: yep.. its makarov

suddenly makarov appears from the side of the guild hall in his titan form. hes as big as the guild hall itself and he imediately brings his hand down to swat both ragna and jin like insects.

Makarov: WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT FIGHING IN THE GUILD.

raps his hands around both ragna and jin. they are both completely trapped within his massive hand and cannot move at all. they are both right next to each other.

makarov: ive told you all one simple rule. no fighting in the guild hall. turns to see jin. and who the hell are you intruding into my home and disturbing my children here?

Natsu: well. hes mad.

gajeel: happy not to be in their position.

gray: agreed.

happy flies back to them.

Happy: natsu: the girls are in the huts nearby. lets go.

Natsu: oh well. lets see what they are up to.

they leave to meet up with the girls
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@NM and yukari.
not bothered by NM reference to medusa as his girlfriend

Asura: clearly she is not my girlfriend. or has madness already went through your head already.

Medusa: besides. the closest thing to a “girlfriend”, if you can call it that, asura ever had my sister Arakne. and he killed her and ate her soul. what a pity, but oh well, life moves on my dear sister she laughs a bit. well anyway, we just need one soldier of yours to confirm all of this. and depending on the results i get, i can lead to something even greater than we all hoped for. or it can be a waste of time. either way, only one way to find out shall we? bring me one of your most “purest” soldiers you have that is willing to take this experiment with strong genetics. if his genetics can merge with the black blood than it should be able to adapt to the rest of your soldiers.
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@girls

it begins to get a bit out of hand for the girls. they have already drank most of the sake cana brought.

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Jul 24, 2013 at 10:34PM EDT
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Laika Law wrote:

@Jotaro,

Eddy: sigh..who said anythin’ about fightin’?
He makes his way over to his Jetbike
Eddy: If I could mak-

???: This is some fine class-A steaming horse shit im hearing right here….

From out of nowhere…
Roger (Crow): What is with this proof thing? does it matter if I exist or don’t?…I believe circles are actually squares and now they fucking are, I don’t need proof on that, its just how it is now. Do you see what I mean Jotaro? are you brain waves interconnecting?…they better be interconnecting…
Eddy knows this could only be that one person, the god himself. He drops to his knee’s…
Eddy: Well bugger me with a fish fork….all my days…
Roger (Crow): Hush hush, important proofing business here “partner”…get with the times, its the…..the future, we don’t talk like cowboy lone rider faggot horse riding douche bags no more. Smarten up
Eddy’s face is… a face that is indescribable. Roger adjusts his tie and turns back to Jotaro
Roger (Crow): Im the god you’ve been looking for…
He holds his hand out to Jotaro who is forced to shake it
Roger (Crow): Im liking the get up, its got pajazz, you can never have enough pajazz. What do you think of my suit?
Jotaro is once again is forced to act against his own will
Jotaro:…Its….got pajazz…..
Roger (Crow): And don’t you know it son. Anyway, you wanted me to show off my magic tricks…..
Roger’s head explodes into a fountain of blood, the headless corpse slumps to the floor
Roger (Crow): I was jealous of his pajazz
Another Roger appears behind Jotaro
Roger (Crow): As you-
That Roger’s head also explodes only for another to appear
Roger (Crow): can see..
Another head explosion, third corpse
Roger (Crow): I am
Fourth corpse
Roger (Crow): A go- really wasteful…
This one actually explodes entirely. A final Roger appears, four corpses and a exploded mess litter around Jotaro
Roger (Crow): How damn macabre can things fucking get huh?! Hehehehee
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Roger (Crow): I think Ive proved my point
Meanwhile Eddy is teleported out of this entire scene, and placed back at his encampment with a cleared out memory of this little happening


@Arakune,

The soldier that is sucked into the monster writhes around frantically trying to escape, the other guy is practically dead from all the bugs tearing away at his bare skin. The other soldiers back up….
NBC: C’mon! its no use!

And then finally the “reinforcements” burst straight through the entrance door and bound into the room…

Nicknamed: Bouncer
Due to the sudden increase in Alert Phases, the Fabricators heard Sam’s anguish and set about a solution. A unique prototype UG was made by a dedicated and focused team with the sole goal to effectively seek and destroy all types of intruders that have managed to board Heaven. It has literally only been a mere few minutes since its completion where it was immediately released from its maintenance cradle and activated for the first time and given its target. It then sprinted from the deck and made its way down to this warehouse to destroy the intruder. Due to its construction by the Fabricators it is evidently a very capable and deadly machine, even though it has not shown its potential it is obvious that it will be a enemy to reckoned with.

This UG will now be dispatched to all break ins where the intruder is beyond “normal”

Bouncer: Target identified. Removing.

The Bouncer leaps from the ground and begins running around the room atop the crates whilst firing smoke grenades from its side-mounted launchers, after a few seconds the room is filled with blinding smoke. Due to the advanced design of the UG it emits no heat signatures and is effectively invisible

A charging sound can be heard getting gradually louder however the destination it is coming from is unknown….


@Flandre,

Right that’s it here, lets get going Flandre…
Fabricator: Goodbye brother
They make their way back through the deck and onto the tram, Sam pushes in a few buttons to get it moving
Anyway, what was the Fairy Tail Guild like? anything fun happen?

OOC:
And that’s me done for tonight….

Jotaro: …You have proved your point. I put my faith into your hands. But, i wonder… Why did that man call you “Crow” when you are a man? Is your true form a crow? Is this just an avatar? I suppose so.
Jotaro kneels down on the ground, of his own volition.
Jotaro: I must request you take me somewhere safe. I don’t want to be stuck out in this desert again.
*Jotaro stands back up.

Jotaro: I fully understand if you don’t want to grant that request. After all, a god doesn’t have to be benevolent to all.


Doomguy and Ken catch up with the Fairy Tail guys
Doomguy: You still going to peep on the girls? Because I don’t think you are, seeing as you’re headed in to opposite direction you were going.

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Jul 24, 2013 at 10:41PM EDT
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OOC:
>Jotaro…
>MOTHER[CENSORED] JOTARO
>Star Platinium is one of the most powerful stands ever.
>Dio claimed himself as a god too
>Jotaro gives up..
>MFW

Jul 24, 2013 at 10:50PM EDT
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Captain Yoshikage J Kira wrote:

Jotaro: …You have proved your point. I put my faith into your hands. But, i wonder… Why did that man call you “Crow” when you are a man? Is your true form a crow? Is this just an avatar? I suppose so.
Jotaro kneels down on the ground, of his own volition.
Jotaro: I must request you take me somewhere safe. I don’t want to be stuck out in this desert again.
*Jotaro stands back up.

Jotaro: I fully understand if you don’t want to grant that request. After all, a god doesn’t have to be benevolent to all.


Doomguy and Ken catch up with the Fairy Tail guys
Doomguy: You still going to peep on the girls? Because I don’t think you are, seeing as you’re headed in to opposite direction you were going.

i dont even watch jojos bizzare adventure. even still though man. you just turned a complete badass into a little bitch that gives up just like that.

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@Makarov and Jin,

Ragna struggles for a little bit inside Makarov’s massive hand, ultimately getting him nowhere.
Ragna: Gah…
He looks over at Jin.
Ragna: Yeah! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN HERE, JIN!?
Ragna looks rather furious at his brother. The BlazBlue is still activated on Ragna as well.


@Girls,

Kokonoe has had nearly 2 bottles already. She hiccups a bit, her face completely flushed.
Kokonoe: Is… Wha…
Her drunken eyes catch a nearby Lucy, and she sorta makes her way over to her on all fours. She begins to rub her head into Lucy’s side like a cat would do.
Kokonoe: Pet me… please..
She blinks a bit slowly at Lucy, waiting for affection. The neko also begins to purr audibly.

Nu has already had a lot to drink too. She tries to float herself up while sitting down. She gets it for a few seconds before tumbling back to the ground.
Nu: Ow… Hehehehe….
Her red eye catches Cana over by Reimu and Marisa. She tries her best to get up again, and successfully does so, albeit a bit wobbly. She then tries to activate a short range teleportation to get behind Cana. It works out for the most part, having Nu teleported behind Cana with a few vworping sounds. The Murakumo Unit gets disoriented and wobbles a bit. She has to hold her head for a few moments to stop from falling down again. She then reaches out for Cana.
Nu: Nu saw you do this to the cat lady earlier…
And there commences the grope. She sorta rubs Cana’s around a bit, with a stupid-ass grin on her face.
Nu: These will make good pillows for when Nu falls asleep…
She doesn’t even consider what she’s doing right now, and just keeps rubbing and squeezing them.

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Jul 24, 2013 at 11:03PM EDT
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OOC: Okay, I’m going to clarify a bit here.
BIC:
Jotaro thinks to himself
Jotaro: Honestly, i don’t care about the fact that this guy’s a god. I’m only exploiting him to get so a safe place. wait, did I just think that? Oh, shit, he can probably read minds. No worries. I’m gonna think whatever the hell I want to think! WHO THE HELL DOES HE THI- Wait, wrong line. For now i’ll ally with him, but when the time comes…

Jul 24, 2013 at 11:06PM EDT
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@Asura

NM give Asura a great laugh.
NM : HAHAHA! Madness! Me! Please Asura, I am a demi-god from the depths of hell. Almost the 90 of my life was madness and chaos…%
But then, NM voice becomes more serious and direct.
NM : So no matter how Madness you use to me, the only thing you are going to do is only giving me a headache, and you will not like me having a headache… Right?

Later, NM turns to Medusa. His voice becomes more calm.
NM : Now, about the “purest soldier”…
Blitz’s face gets paler than normal, gritting his teeth by anxiety. Nightmare Moon look that Blitz was nervous, understanding the situation, eventually giving Blitz a small smile.

NM : Well, I don’t know if I should give it to you
Blitz gives a heavy sigh of relaxation, thinking the worst had happened. NMoon gives a disappointed face.

NM : You know, he is an important part of the Last Battalion.
Blitz gives a big smile.
NM : But time is running out… So Blitz, go with them.

Blitz’s face was petrified because of what he had heard… “Go with them”… That phrase will forever be in his head. Blitz was felt his breath, if he had it. His body froze, staring at his boss, especially a Nightmare Moon who was giving him a grim smile, showing his sharp teeth. But what I did? Of what I am guilty to deserve this? Why? Why? WHY?!


MEAWHILE, IN THE BLITZ MIND…*


BACK TO THE REALITY

NM : … What’s happen to him?

Said NM while he looks an unconscious Blitz’s body in the floor.

%{color:Indigo}*NMM* : HAHAHhaha! It’s the best day of my life!

NM turns to Asura and Medusa.

NM : Well… … Blitz is the more purest soldier, so get him before he wakes up.

Jul 24, 2013 at 11:37PM EDT
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@doomguy.
Natsu: happy said the girls are not in the springs and are in the huts nearby to lounge around. your still free to come by if you want since theyre not in the spring anymore.
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@NM
medusa walks over to blitz whos petrified on the spot.

Medusa: yes, he will do just fine. she puts her body up against blitz and puts her hand on his cheek theres no need to worry. ill make sure nothing bad happens to you. i will take extra care over your delicate body.

Asura: he will do medic. this will work i can assure you now that we have a soldier like him. im sure at the end of all of this we will all get what we want.

Medusa: or disappointment. either way, lets have some fun now, shall we now blitz?
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@girls
Cana is taken by suprise by nu groping her

Cana: woah woah easy there girl. these are delicate. though i dont blame you for wanting to use them as pillows considering how soft they are. though i need to focus my drinking contest with reimu here.

levy comes up from behind nu and puts her arm over her shoulder. shes very drunk and happy.

Levy: you can have fun with me instead nu. so much fun.

erza is getting mad

Erza: theres not enough sake left. WE NEED MOAR SAKE!

lucy is becoming very playful and sees kokonoe

Lucy: aw, you want some affection dont you little kitty. she begins to lightly scratch and pet the top of kokonoes head like a real cat. aw you like this dont you?

Wendy is lying on her back, unable to handle the sake and her eyes are spinning*

Wendy: everything looks so funny.

juvia is holding an empty bottle in her arms like a baby. she begins to sob a bit.

Juvia: why wont gray-sama want to have a child with juvia? gray-sama said he loved juvia. why wont he give juvia a baby?

juvia is completely out of her mind. more than usual.

OOC: gnite.

Jul 25, 2013 at 12:01AM EDT
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Doomguy: Sure, why the fuck not?
Ken: I don’t see why not.
OOC: And that’s me for the night.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 12:05AM EDT
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@girls
Tsunarmin just looks around, with no real idea of what’s happening. She still has the unopened bottle in her hand.

@guys
Tardises: I suppose we might as well go too…
Solarian: I thought you had such urges under control?
Tardises:Tsunarmin’s going to be with them. She ought to know about that strange creature Granatir was with.
Solarian: I see, but I’m sure you do have some other reasons, don’t you?
Suddenly the fourth wall breaker mage appears, and replicates nope.avi
Mage:Nope.
The fourth wall breaker vanishes
Pyralis:*blinks*What the hell is with that guy, and how did he just stretch his neck like that?

OOC: I wonder what other characters’ reactions to nope.avi would be?

Jul 25, 2013 at 06:02AM EDT
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OOC: I’m just checking in to say I’m on a trip which will last for a couple of days. Actually, as opposed to my previous trips, which would be better described as “camps,” this trip is more of a vacation.

I realize I’m not that significant to the storyline at the moment, so my absence won’t adversely effect the outcome of the thread, nor will it hinder the thread’s production.

I myself may or may not post while I’m here. My next few posts are going to contain a good deal of detail which will take time to compose, unless I break them down into smaller pieces, in which case I might be able to post.

Either way, my presence on KYM will be limited until I get back.

Until then,

Toodaloo!

P.S. Captain Spark, I may as well have been a member of Mr. Cantor’s audience with all of the laughter you caused me.

And no, that was not an invitation for you taze me.

Well done.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 01:07PM EDT
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OOC:

Im just got a little something to say regarding Heaven and the actions im gonna be taking soon.

To put it simply I really want to remove Heaven from play, its been around for ages now and is starting to feel like an anchor stopping me from having much participation with other RP characters. I mean yeah, its fun to have around, I enjoy writing up fiction about it, and there are loads of characters aboard it but it takes quite a lot of effort to keep it up and now im sorta running out of steam and finding it a little difficult to keep up my motivation.

The original reason behind having Heaven warp out and disappear is not only because of ingame plot lines and stuff but because I wanted to put this plan into place and canonically take out Heaven with a good IC reason. Then, finally, I can go back to having just Winds or maybe even Sam by himself, which, to be honest, is what I want to do. Then I can involve my characters again and it will be whole lot less writing for me to do. I know a lot of you opposed Sam’s motives when he announced that Heaven was leaving but please understand that im just trying to offload some serious dead weight. I like to put detail into things and give a good visual idea, but im losing my mojo with Heaven right now and would rather have it leave on a high instead of being brushed aside and forgotten like a dusty plot piece that nobody has interest in any more (myself currently included)

So to finish up, try not to interrupt the future plot I have for Heaven dramatically as im gonna start working towards having it jump out of the system (and the thread). But rest assured, I will make it so that it can return if needed.

Anyway let me know what you think…


@Bouncer,

The charging sound was that of the Bouncer’s primary weapon, a back mounted and highly accurate custom railgun….now the weapon is fully charged it fires a volley of shots at the blob as it escapes up into the air vents. These shots are very powerful and tear straight up into the vent making a mess of the ceiling

Bouncer: Tracking target.

The Bouncer leaps up into the ventilation shaft and relentlessly begins hunting down Arakune, sprinting from shaft to shaft….


@Flandre,

Sam smiles
Yeah it does sound a lot of fun actually, in a way I shoulda came along buuut…
He brushes his hand down his chest
I had a little operation hehehee…
The tram arrives at its destination, the military officers deck. A place where the Generals, and high ranking officials take up home, there are few grunt level soldiers but many cunning strategist and harsh drill sergeant

Sam steps out of the tram, the station has a small gathering of officers lingering around however they all snap to attention at the sight of Sam
Officers: Captain!
Is everything okay here? its been a while since I last paid a visit…
Officer: Everything is as should be Captain!
Well that’s very good!
Sam pats the officer on the shoulder and continues on through
Let me know if you need anything
Officers: Will do Sir!
They make their way into a large open hall like room, military shed-like buildings are scattered around and officers can be seen walking around and talking to one another. General Adams then approaches the pair
General Adams: Welcome to the deck Captain, im happy to see you
Sam shakes hands with Adams
Yeah im happy to see you too General, have things been busy or?
General Adams: Everything is stable right now Sir thank you for asking, rations are good and the officers have settled in well with the new environment
Brilliant, with such limited numbers we need good, clear headed officers to lead them
General Adams: Too right you are sir…AH! sorry Flandre, I didn’t see you up there! im glad to see that you are well.
We’ve just been over to the Fab deck to pick up some equipment.
General Adams: Hmmm….an interesting bunch, those…Fabricators.
I know what you mean General, but still, they are handy to have around..
General Adams: Anyway, I won’t keep you waiting Captain, let me lead the way…
Adams makes his way off through the crowds of high rankers, they all quickly step aside when they see Sam following behind.

After a minute or two they arrive in the armoury, a massive room which somewhat resembles an art gallery however instead of watercolour masterpieces the exhibits are instead the latest assualt rifles, rocket launchers, grenades, SMG’s, sniper rifles and machine guns Heaven has to offer

Adams looks up to Flandre
General Adams: I presume you have that little Vector Trap devices? well, feel free…
Just to make sure Flandre, I know you have your spells but sometimes having an arsenal of weapons in a atomic sized pocket of compressed space can really come in handy…well I would think it would be….

A massive array of weapons are before them, every weapon they have available to them


@Jotaro,

Roger (Crow): God damn man, what is it with the questions?! yeah Im a fucking bird in my true form and what?!….
Roger then….. involuntarily pecks at his arm as if it were a wing…..bare in mind the guy is still human, this is just a weird sight to see…
Roger (Crow): Yah see….im all…and nothin’, In that sense, I am existence…which means that your sorta right there buddy with the whole avatar thing… this form is a projection, it can be killed and manipulated however I see fit….you want to get out of here?….
Roger turns to dust and is carried away by the wind.

Then in a flash, Jotaro awakes in…

The central Loyalist city upon Transcendence, the streets are bustling with life as people go about their lives. In the centre of this place is the NOL HQ, a massive tower that stretches right up to the ceiling of the inner shell

(I sorta shifted it from being a big camp to a big city, I felt it was a bit more interesting in the long run)

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Jul 25, 2013 at 01:11PM EDT
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Jotaro wanders around, looking for something to do.
OOC: Seriously, I can’t think of anything for him to do.
And I do believe the guys on heaven reverse engineered Doomguy’s weapons.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 01:35PM EDT
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@Girls,

Nu just has that stupid ass grin on her face still as she lets go of Cana, and goes off with Levy.

Kokonoe is enjoying Lucy petting her head, and just sorta stays there.


@Sam,

Flandre looks around at all the weaponry after Adams greets her. She then looks down at Sam when he tells her to fill the Vector Trap up. The only downside is, is that she was never trained to use firearms in her entire life.
Um…
She floats off of Sam’s shoulder, and goes to look at the vast arrays of weaponry. She has no idea what any of these things do, other than that they shoot things. She looks a bit confused as she floats over to a BFG that the fabricators reverse engineered, and picks it up with one hand. The vampire just turns it all around, confused on how the thing works. She then picks up a nearby fuel cell.
Does this thing go…
She haphazardly loads the fuel cell into the gun, switches off the safety accidentally… and she fires the shot off at a nearby wall on accident when she holds it in front of her. The massive green ball of plasma soars through the air, and eats through the wall. Thankfully there was no one on the other side. The ball of plasma then just fades away, and she looks at what happened to it.
Oops…
She then takes out the Vector Trap and loads the gun into it, along with some cells for it. She then sheepishly looks at Sam.
Sorry…
And then Flandre goes over to the grenades, looking all them over. She just know that they explode, and have a variety of effects. She holds the Trap in front of her, and takes a good few of them.
After she’s done with the grenades, something catches her eye.

She floats over to the curious looking piece of weaponry, and takes it in one hand. She examines it over, gaining no knowledge of what it does or what it is. She just thinks it looks neat. She activates the Vector Trap, the weapon breaking down and getting sent into the trap along with some of the corresponding ammunition for it.
She then does the same thing, going and gathering rocket launchers, missiles, high explosives, and guns that just catch her eye like the previous one. Once she’s finished with this, she floats back over to Sam.
Sorry about the wall, Sam… but I’m done. Oh, and do you have any of the things the, um… Spartans used to blow up the base thingy?


@Bouncer,

This thing is extremely fast when it wants to be. First Arakune cloaks himself to block the Bouncer’s field of view, and he then continues to make his way up to where the spy is, still sensing the leftover Azure.


@Superintendent,

The Imperator calls the Superintendent hologram to her side.
Imperator: Who is this new person in my city?
She has been observing the whole planet with Takamagahara, actively knowing everything that is going on. However… she has not noticed Jotaro for some strange reason.
Imperator: How did he get here, and why did Takamagahara not pick him up? I am deploying First Lieutenant Tsubaki Yayoi to deal with this matter.


@Jotaro,

Jotaro sees a strange figure walking towards him. It has on strange black robes with an upside down cross on it, along with a mask that has a single eye on it. It approaches him.

(This but black)

NOL Troopers that were minding their own business back off and away from this person’s appearance, going the opposite direction.

It gives off the same feeling that the Phantom did… oppressive. The figure also speaks with a soft female voice, but a with harsh undertone.
???: What business do you have here? You are violating code number 24, paragraph 7. You are not registered with either the Loyalists, or the Imperator herself. You must first register at the nearest Loyalist center, which is approximately 20 meters north, and to your right. If you do not comply, I will be forced to take other measures.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 02:37PM EDT
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Jotaro: Your “God” brought me here.
Star Platinum appears again.
Jotaro: I don’t need to be “Registered” or anything like that. You’re starting to piss me off.

Jul 25, 2013 at 03:06PM EDT
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OOC: Fuck, I took a break for the night and PAGE AND A HALF. Sorry if I miss anything.


???: “Hm…. Fairy Tail…. haven’t heard of them. As for Meiling, I doubt you would remember her anyways. She’s that unremarkable.”

She laughes to herself

???: “As for Shady Person, just somebody who does things in secret that they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with if they where open about their actions. Now then…”

Earpeice: “Tell him a little over 16 lightyears from here there is intelligent life.”

??? turns around to speak in private

???: “Why? Even if that was true, why tell them?”

Earpeice: “Because we owe The Samurai a favor for saving Flandre. Even if it’s not in Yukari’s interests.”

???: “… You got a point.”

The girl turns back around

???: “There is intelligent life a little more than 16 lightyears from here. You can probably gauge which planet it is just by that.”

She turns around

???: “… what’s that smell?”


Reimu holds up the Sake Bottle

Empty. Give me another and I accept.

Unphased. Years of training by drinking with the most insanely drunk freeloading Oni in the universe has put her at an advantage.

“wu…zzzz”

Marisa is out


Yukari pulls a chalkboard from nowhere and has been scribbling down sloppy teacher notes as everyone had been talking amongst themselves

Yukari: “There now.”

The thing is incomprehensible.

Yukari: “There are a few things to start with. Bridging Gaps and creating Barriers in Gaps. Presumably you already know the basics, but Barriers are easier so we will start with that.”

(And the Training Montage begins~)


On mobius… the souls of everyone the Balloon master has killed begins to rise up from the ground like little lights, and begins to head into the sky…

Yuyuko: “An impressive amount of regret and attachment in many of these. They will definitely have a use prior to becoming Dinner.”


(And if I forgot to reply to anything go ahead and shout at me)

Edit: Edited for Asura.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 03:15PM EDT
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OOC:Someone ought it notice by now that Tsunarmin’s merely holding that bottle, BYW. She has no idea what it contains.

Jul 25, 2013 at 03:24PM EDT
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Maledict senses a decrease in the volume of souls coming in.
Maledict: I wonder what’s happening.
He views into the universe, and spots Yuyuko collecting the souls.
Maledict: oh no you don’t.
Suddenly, large demonic arms come out of the ground. Only supernatural beings can see the arms. They grab onto the souls that Yuyuko is collecting, and initiates a tug-of-war with her over the souls.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 03:25PM EDT
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@Jotaro,

She stays silent for a moment as Jotaro talks. She then sees Star Platinum, but doesn’t even move.
???: He brought you here? Very well. We will make an exception for you if he brought you here. This was just a precaution. There is no need for violence.
It still stands there, staring up at Jotaro with that mask on.
???: If he has brought you here, then he brought you here for a good reason. What do you need?


OOC: I made a mistake, Falcon. Sorry. I deleted that post and made this one with the response to Jotaro.


@Spy,

The smell continues to get closer and closer until…
Arakune: KIIIIHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
The vents in the room begin to rumble, as Arakune is driven by his want to consume the Azure. He has sensed leftovers of it on Remilia, since she has stayed with Yukari for so long.
Arakune: Devour, devour, devour, devour, devour, devour! I will devour that Azure!
His distorted voice echoes through the vents… A few moments after this he crashes down into the GW room with the Spy, having lost the Bouncer temporarily. He uncloaks himself as he falls down onto the floor with a large “SPLAT” noise. The black blob then rears back, and now stands in at around 7 feet tall.
Arakune: Th…Azure…! CONSUME!
It rushes at the spy, sticking it’s bony appendages out at her and attempting to grab her.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 03:40PM EDT
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Jotaro: I… Actually don’t really HAVE a reason. I was brought to this planet against my will, and was teleported here by your god.
He withdraws Star Platinum.
You got anything to do?

OOC: Mistakes are mad, bro. Mistakes are made.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 03:41PM EDT
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OOC:

Oh doc, you are making this mascot sad…Reaally sad,,,Becouse now I will have no annoy someone else and you are easy to taunt and laugh at..FAT!
HAHAHA! WOW! Kidding doc, Cantor’s happy kids questioning corner time about futile reality existance will always have a place for you doc and for this bloody thread.
Alright…so Sam wants to get rid of Haven ‘cause Haven is like one fat barrier between he and the real world..I’m afraid I must…
completely agree with you but, you should wait until the Balloon Master is gone. Same goes for you guys..yes you…No no no, not the guy with the hat…Yes you, the guy with sunglasses..Hold your horses until I’m done and ,once the big bad is gone, you can add thousands of characters if you want.
This OOC message is brought to you by Bloodpool: “Ragna you are going to get your ass [CENSORED] so hard, my sword will be stuck on it and you will need to call Veteran and Tager to pull it out!”

Jul 25, 2013 at 04:35PM EDT
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Mage: Wow, nothing’s happening.

So, what to do in the meantime? I mean, I can’t exactly speed up the taming of that Litholizard without actions from others to make time progress – which is a shame since I went to all that effort to make Tribal and Space stage outfits for all the dragons (all of them)…

Mage: Tell me what you think of the characters that you did not come up with…

I don’t really know many of them, so the respective players shouldn’t feel too bad if I leave their characters out. As for the ones I DO know…

All the Touhou characters so far are overpowered in some way – Even Marisa’s received a hell of a buff for it. Reimu seems to have a hell of a time, Yukari’s still being a manipulative bitch, and Yuyuko… well, her presence combined with BN can make things awkward, should her and my main character meet.

And apart from that, there’s only, what, 3 others that I know?

Eggman… I have NO GODDAMN IDEA what the hell is going on with him in the RP. I mean, being a robot and such? Who the hell could come up with THAT sort of idea!

And of course I have yet to see (but have probably missed over my absence) a Falcon Punch from the good captain…

And Doomguy…. well, what else is there to say? He’s a berserker packing MAN AND A HALF, and that is all he needs to be.

I’m not even counting that Medic as they are clearly mainly OC.

Mage: But what about all those others that your characters have met?

No idea outside the RP… well, there are a few I know the source of…. but I’m sure the other players know my feelings on that and I will say no more.

Mage: But… you seemed quite OK with them in-character…

That’s me putting my feelings aside for the purpose of the RP.

…Yeah, this entire post is me talking to my own fourth-wall breaker, because VERY LITTLE IS HAPPENING.

glances at below post

F**k, I forgot someone in the character rundown.

Flandre is certainly very nice in this, though she has gone through a lot too, much earlier in the RP. I’m sure if the archmages back at the HQ could see her now, they’d feel their contribution to that battle to be entirely worth it.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 06:26PM EDT
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OOC:

I’m mainly waiting on Natsuru, Sam, and Asura to post before I do.

Jul 25, 2013 at 06:35PM EDT
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@Flandre,

You mean a HAVOK nuclear device? hmmmm…

General Adams: We have a limited stock due to there complexity and design
Adams walks out for the moments and comes back in with a large plastic case, he opens it up and inside is HAVOK, resting in cushioned polystyrene, brand new
You know what these are capable Flandre, I trust you to use it only when you really have to
Sam takes the nuke out of the case and places it standing up right on a nearby table, unsurprisingly it is very heavy
Well anyway, here you go


@Arakune,

Bouncer has lost track of Arakune…for now…


@Imperator,

Superintendent: I do not know Imperator, although I can be of assistance if required.


@Spy & Arakune,

GW: Deploying top level emergency countermeasures!

Due to the appearance of the monster in one of the most important and delicate rooms on the ship, GW begins to technically scream throughout Heaven’s systems for help in a desperate attempt at self preservation

A massive squad of Tengu’s are quickly making their way to the server room already and will soon arrive

GW: Mainframe room defence procedures initiated!

The room begins to immediately fill with toxic gas whilst point defence turrets quickly rise out of the floor and begin immediately shooting at Arakune…


Meanwhile in the Bridge….

Engineering Officer: The Slipspace core has been properly re-installed, we are now ready to execute our jump

Electronics Officer: I believe we should make the jump sooner rather than later before this unknown ship decides to attack

Monsoon: Sam will no doubt stay and seek out the dream…
Sundowner: Hmmm, we gonna stay behind on dis one, give him a han’ with this Balloon Master guy?
Monsoon: I believe it would be best if we stayed behind, he should be able to focus easier without any interruptions, and besides we need to keep and eye on how things are going with this ship and defend it if needs be
Sundowner: Yeah…spose…
Navigation Officer: Im making the course adjustments now to prepare
Electronics Officer: Good, don’t forget to lock up, seal and shutter down the decks
Habitation Officer: sigh shouldnt be long now then we can get out of this hell

Jul 25, 2013 at 06:55PM EDT
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@reimu
cana takes tsunarmins sake bottle and hands ot over to reimu.

Cana: heres an appetizer for you. cuz now its on. last girl standing wins. though if you want we could make thing more interesting. lets say looser has to do something to the winners request?
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@girls and boys.
the guys arive to were the girls are only to find all of the girls drunk out of their minds. kokonoe is being pet like a cat by lucy. levy is just so happy that it is creepy with nu, who just looks very creepy.

Natsu: what the hell… is going on…

Gray: they drank all of that sake?

Gajeel: im guessing this has something to do with cana. looks to see cana having a drinking contest with reimu yep. its cana.

Erza: the angry drunk HEY, WHY THE HELL HAVENT YOU PEOPLE BRING MORE SAKE HERE?

Wendy: shouldnt be drinking in the first place. why is everything spiniiiiiing?

Juvia: very emotional drunk WEEEENDYYYYY! WENDY PLEASE HANG IN THERE! GRAY-SAMA PLEASE SAVE HER!

Lucy the playful drunk hey natsu, i found a new pet kitty. wanna come and pet her?

Levy: very happy, and has nu around her arm. HAHAHAHAHAHA! WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN GAJEEL. JOIN US! HAHAHAHA.

Gajeel: even levy. and that nu chick?

Gray: cana what the hell were you thinking getting them all drunk especially erz.. smacked across the face by a bottle thrown by erza and on the floor

Erza: why the hell are you people still standing there? GO BACK TO THE HALL AND BRING MORE BOOZE!!

juvia in destress that erza hurt gray and grabs her arm

Juvia: DONT HURT MY GRAY-SAMA. GRAY-SAMAS MINE. GRAY-SAMA LOVES JUVIA.

Erza: LET GO OF ME JUVIA!

the guys are completely petfified to see what has happened to all of the girls here. completely drunk out of their minds while cana has a drinking contest with reimu

Natsu: this is complete…. utter… chaos.
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@yukari
Medusa: thats looks quite complex. shall we take all of this inside my home? i can set us up some tea while were there. her portal to her home is still open. come along everyone weve got a lot to cover. your all invited if you want.

her home is a large abandoned castle refurbished for her work

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Jul 25, 2013 at 07:21PM EDT
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@Ragna

The vampire said something about being a hero, my dear brother.

*Also squirming in Makarov's grasp*

@Makarov

Who are you! Let my brother, and I go! I’m warning you! Let us go!

*continues to squirm*

Jul 25, 2013 at 07:30PM EDT
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In a blink of Darkness, the Cloak is suddenly torn to shreds, being transformed into a very tight mask across the face of Sakuya Izayoi

Sakuya: “This is a nuisance. The place is sealed, better…”

Time Slows down, and Sakuya rapidly slashes at Arakune

“Wound Sign; Inscribe Red Soul!”

Jul 25, 2013 at 07:31PM EDT
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Tsunarmin walks over to the guys, as she is still sober, she STILL hasn’t opened the bottle.

Tsunarmin: Something seems a bit odd about them right now…

Pyralis: What is that you’ve got in your hand?

Tsunarmin: A bottle of something, I have no idea what.

Tardises: We’ve got something you should know…

Tsunarmin: What is it?

Solarian: Granatir warped to us briefly, and he had a strange creature which he said was found waandering outside the HQ… We thought you should know because we may find a way to use it.

Noctan: I have no idea what we are supposed to do right now… or even where we’ll be staying.

(OOC: Don’t get too excited by Tsunarmin still being able to control her actions, guys. )

EDIT: Speaking of OOC

Mage: Quick! Thoughts on newly revealed character!

…I hate the knives. It’s not even just Sakuya herself when it comes to them, I just hate knives in Touhou, period. They almost ALWAYS manage to hit me. The fact that a number of stage 6 bosses use them DOES NOT HELP… (Speaking of stage 6 bosses, I ALMOST 1cc’d TD on normal earlier. Got to Miko’s last spellcard… and had no resources left. Why do I bring this up? One of her nonspells is relevant to my thoughts as KNIVES EVERYWHERE.) … The timehax is pretty damn awesome though. Because timehax.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 07:32PM EDT
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@Sam,

The vampire picks the nuke up like it was nothing to her. She examines it over, just like all of the other weapons that she got in the other room. She then grins a bit before activating the Vector Trap and putting the HAVOK nuke in there.
I’ll be careful with it, Sam. I’ll only use it when I need to.
She then gets a bit of a curious look on her face.
Can this thing let me do… what was it called? That thing the big robot could do. Shift through something.


@Sakuya and GW,

Due to time being slowed down, Arakune cannot get away from the slices and bullets, just taking the blunt of the attack with his squishy and gooey body. However, the bony appendages strike down at Sakuya in the slowed time, as he was just about to do so anyways.


@Superintendent,

Imperator: Send a few Loyalist troops down to investigate. Lieutenant Yayoi says that Crow has sent him here. Please get him accounted for if he wishes to stay here.


@Jotaro,

???: You do not have a reason? You’re just looking for somewhere to stay? … Follow me.
The figure leads Jotaro off into the hustle and bustle of the city.


@Girls and guys,

Nu laughs as Levy confronts Gajeel.
Nu: YEAH! This is great! And go get Nu some more bottles too~

Kokonoe still has her head up against Lucy, her face still flushed red she keeps purring and letting Lucy pet her.


Tager however contacts Kokonoe to see if she is doing okay.
Tager: Kokonoe, come in.

The screen displays a drunk Kokonoe to his surprise.

Tager: Kokonoe? What’s happened? Why is your face flushed? … oh no… Don’t tell me…

Hakumen looks at the screen with one of his eyes, seeing a drunk Kokonoe.
Hakumen: This is pathetic even for you, Grimalkin. The offspring of Jubei and Konoe… Lying in a heap while someone is treating you as if you were a mere animal. Hah. Pathetic.

It takes Kokonoe a minute to notice that the screen is there before her eyes.
Kokonoe: Huh… Wha… Hakumen? I can’t see you…

Hakumen moves goes over to Tager, and looks up at him.
Hakumen: Taking care of a cat is a taxing responsibility.
He says this in a mocking tone to Tager.

Tager just stands there, not responding to Hakumen.

He then walks in front of the screen.
Hakumen: I am here. You are so intoxicated that you cannot even distinguish what is in front of your eyes, and what is happening around you.

Kokonoe: Heeeeeeeeeeey! Why don’tcha shut your mouth?

Hakumen: I do not take orders from a drunkard, nor yourself. Your parents would be ashamed of such offspring.

Kokonoe shuts off the screen herself, hanging up on Hakumen and letting Lucy love her some more.

The screen shuts off on Hakumen, and he isn’t pleased to say the least.

Hakumen: Hmph.


@Makarov and Jin,

Ragna: God damn it, rabbit! Show yourself, Rachel!
He screams this up at the sky, thinking she is watching his every move.

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Jul 25, 2013 at 07:42PM EDT
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@Flandre,

Sam looks puzzled too
Er….eh? big robot….Ah I take it you mean Jehuty? Im not really sure exactly what it was capable of doing and right now me and Dingo aren’t really on talking terms


@Sakuya & Arakune,

Slow motion bullet hailstorm combined with slowly creeping toxic gas…


@Imperator,

Superintendent: Ofcourse Imperator, I will have an envoy sent down immediately


Back to Bridge

Navigation Officer: Adjustments made, we are in the correct position for jump

The city sized ship has finally finished the preparation, it sits there in space, still and waiting

Electronics Officer: Frontal LIDAR scans say all clear.

Engineering Officer: Engines idling, Slipspace core spinning at maximum, building energy

Warfare Officer: Weapons retracted and locked up

Habitation Officer: Civilian decks locked down, the announcement has been made

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