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Last posted Mar 09, 2014 at 06:19PM EDT. Added Mar 16, 2013 at 10:40PM EDT
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MasterBurner wrote:

I will take 30 sugar cookies lined with arsenic.
Don’t ask questions.

No problem, here you go, also as a bonus I threw in one of my new porduct, which I call the Megachip Cookie. 4 meters in diameter and loaded with 2 tons of chocolate chip, you won’t find ’em anywhere else.

Last edited Mar 26, 2013 at 05:24AM EDT
Mar 26, 2013 at 04:58AM EDT
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Can I have more cookies? My components require at least a 30% cookie consume per day.

Mar 26, 2013 at 11:10AM EDT
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Hm… I probably shouldn’t eat cookies, considering how… large I am, but if I really cared for my health, I would’ve gone on a diet a long time ago.

I’ll take 2 dozen sugar cookies.

Mar 26, 2013 at 11:16AM EDT
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@Cyborg Leox, Heres a fresh batch enhanced with electrolytes for maximum performance.

@Rob O.T. Nik PhD, Acknowledging your weight problem Ive made a batch of cookies that technically contain no sugar and as a substitute are filled with aspartame so that they keep that sweet taste, perfectly safe.

Mar 26, 2013 at 11:24AM EDT
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Can I have star shaped cookies that taste like sandwiches?

Mar 26, 2013 at 12:47PM EDT
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Slowking41 Could Use Some Pants wrote:

(peeks out from bottom of sea)

Someone say cookies?

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:52PM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

The cookies are mine!

~nyan

NEVAR! Those cookies are mine!

extends arm to steal cookie

Mar 26, 2013 at 02:53PM EDT
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People die when they are killed.

~Nyan

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Mar 26, 2013 at 03:16PM EDT
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Enough! I, the great scientific genius, Dr. Robotnik, claim all cookies for myself!

Now, you WILL sell me ALL of your cookies, or else I’ll have to take them from you… BY FORCE! The hard way…

Mar 26, 2013 at 03:50PM EDT
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Before taking all my cookies I suggest you try a sample, so you know what your buying into……..go on….try it

try it Dr. Robotnik

Mar 26, 2013 at 03:58PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:


HAHAHAHAHAHH- runs out of caffeine

gives her more engery drink

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:13PM EDT
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You bunch of maggots make me feel ashamed, fighting over food, WHEN YOU ALL SHOULD BE OUT THERE FIGHTING THE ENEMY!, but who is this enemy?

I can’t do it by my own for too much time, a leader is nothing without a team, Reimu and Robotnik are red, so will be perfect additions, since one is DBZ-level overpowered, Robotnik, you build robots and stuff, you are his perfect counterpart.
GIVE ’EM HELL, BOYS!

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:21PM EDT
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Guys, I need my cookies in case someone breaks into my house….
They’ll be all like “Oh, free cookies!” but when they eat them, they’ll die a horrible arsenic-and-sugar death.

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:21PM EDT
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TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

What about catbread?

That would be cannibalism.
Besides, who would eat such an adorable cat?
… in a non-perverted way

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:34PM EDT
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Laika Law wrote:

Before taking all my cookies I suggest you try a sample, so you know what your buying into……..go on….try it

try it Dr. Robotnik

Why, that was very kind of you. I mean it. In fact, that was so generous, I think I’ll let you eat the first bite. No , really. I insist.

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:39PM EDT
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Dr. Robotnik wrote:

Why, that was very kind of you. I mean it. In fact, that was so generous, I think I’ll let you eat the first bite. No , really. I insist.

No no no I couldn’t possibly as im too full after recently helping myself to a large portion of them. In all honesty I can assure you that there absolutely….

To die for epic cliche

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Mar 26, 2013 at 06:46PM EDT
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Laika Law wrote:

No no no I couldn’t possibly as im too full after recently helping myself to a large portion of them. In all honesty I can assure you that there absolutely….

To die for epic cliche

Oh, I’m certain they are, but it would be rude of me to consume such a delicacy as extravagant as this without first offering a portion to the gentleman who was kind-hearted enough to give me one of his most excellent pastries for free.

Therefore, I refuse to consume this product until I have demonstrated my gratitude to you, most honorable Samurai.

Mar 26, 2013 at 09:52PM EDT
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I’ll have some then! I get to be human, wear pants, and eat cookies all in one day!? How cool is that?
eats cookie

OH GOD LOOK AT ME I’M ALL OVER THE PLACE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS AND-
falls over

Mar 26, 2013 at 09:58PM EDT
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markhaox14 wrote:

I’ll have some then! I get to be human, wear pants, and eat cookies all in one day!? How cool is that?
eats cookie

OH GOD LOOK AT ME I’M ALL OVER THE PLACE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS AND-
falls over

Is anyone here a veterinarian?

Mar 26, 2013 at 11:16PM EDT
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markhaox14 wrote:

I’ll have some then! I get to be human, wear pants, and eat cookies all in one day!? How cool is that?
eats cookie

OH GOD LOOK AT ME I’M ALL OVER THE PLACE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS AND-
falls over

I vote we roboticize her, that way, she’ll be my robotic slave she’ll be able to make a complete recovery.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:43AM EDT
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Dr. Robotnik wrote:

I vote we roboticize her, that way, she’ll be my robotic slave she’ll be able to make a complete recovery.

Is that your answer to everything?

Mar 27, 2013 at 10:24AM EDT
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General Grievous wrote:

I still can’t hold these cookies.

That’s because you never agreed to my offer, which would allow you to from this:

to this:

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Mar 27, 2013 at 10:51AM EDT
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Dr. Robotnik wrote:

That’s because you never agreed to my offer, which would allow you to from this:

to this:

There’s no way i’m trusting an egg shaped scientist.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:06AM EDT
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General Grievous wrote:

There’s no way i’m trusting an egg shaped scientist.

Oh, you mean the same way YOU blindly follow a Sith Lord capable of destroying Jedi ten times as powerful as you?

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:10AM EDT
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Dr. Robotnik wrote:

Oh, you mean the same way YOU blindly follow a Sith Lord capable of destroying Jedi ten times as powerful as you?

Well they’re more trustworthy than you.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:25PM EDT
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>Cookie stocks

Ill make more!

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Mar 27, 2013 at 02:57PM EDT
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General Grievous wrote:

Well they’re more trustworthy than you.

(You’re probably right… heh heh…)

Come, now, let’s be reasonable. What use would I have for a roboticized pony?

Besides, isn’t the ability to become the Jedi’s greatest fear worth the risk?

Fine, if I am that untrustworthy to you, I’ll allow your Magna Guards to observe the operation, in order to ensure your safety.

Mar 27, 2013 at 03:59PM EDT
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Laika Law wrote:

>Cookie stocks

Ill make more!

make them without chocolate too and some with chocolate and add my engery drink

Mar 27, 2013 at 04:17PM EDT
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Laika Law wrote:

>Cookie stocks

Ill make more!

I still never got my order.

Mar 27, 2013 at 06:17PM EDT
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TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

Anyone for roboticizing her say aye.
Anyone against say nay.

Nay.

AYE!”

Mar 27, 2013 at 06:45PM EDT
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ENOUGH WITH THE COOKIES!!!!!!!

I AM THE REASON WHY YOUR FEEBLE STOCKS ARE GOING DOWN. I JUST DESTROYED ALL OF YOUR FACTORIES AND CONSUMED THE SOULS OF ALL THE EMPLOYEES. NOW I DARE ANYONE TO CHALLENGE ME.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:13PM EDT
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Asura, The Anti-Fun. wrote:

ENOUGH WITH THE COOKIES!!!!!!!

I AM THE REASON WHY YOUR FEEBLE STOCKS ARE GOING DOWN. I JUST DESTROYED ALL OF YOUR FACTORIES AND CONSUMED THE SOULS OF ALL THE EMPLOYEES. NOW I DARE ANYONE TO CHALLENGE ME.

BY THE ORDER OF DR. ROBOTNIK, ALL ENEMIES OF THE SAMURAI ORDER ARE ENEMIES OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!

GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:28PM EDT
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