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Last posted Mar 09, 2014 at 06:19PM EDT. Added Mar 16, 2013 at 10:40PM EDT
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OOC: That’s OK bro.
ALRIGHT, LET’S MOVE ALONG WITH THE PLOT!

BIC:
Prepare yourselves for another musical number, boys. it’s going to be better than the one the Robot devil pulled off.
ETA: 1 hour real time.
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Come on, hurry up! We don’t have all day here! Eggman’s forces could be here any moment!
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We turn down his hallway, and then this one… and finally this one. And we should be there, just after we go down this hallway!
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Things are going perfectly fine in hell, seeing as it is an automatic machine set to transform souls into demons.

Last edited Jun 18, 2013 at 09:13PM EDT
Jun 18, 2013 at 09:08PM EDT
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OOC:
@ Spark

I already said I won’t add another bar… be happy with the one we have… it took me 10 hours to create. Chance is nothing compared to hard work and effort. And I also said I could add the Devil’s Lair as a disco lounge, but only if three other people agree with you.

Current Petitions:
Devil’s Lair- Status: Undecided
Fight Club- Status: Undecided

If we have more things, creatures, or random world objects that people want to add, I’ll add them to the list, and then we wait for people to agree or not.

Jun 18, 2013 at 09:14PM EDT
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OOC:
@ Falcon
I actually have poker tables set up, as well as slots, blackjack, and a robot escort. I just haven’t posted enough pictures for them… sorry about that. I will do that, plus post pictures of all the features of the bar/casino when we show our new renovations… if they get accepted.

Petitions:
Devil’s Lair- Status: +2
Fight Club- Status: +2
Hookers- Status: 0
Shooting Range- Status: 0

EDIT: Added two more suggestions: hookers and shooting range.
Updated Statuses.

@ Asura
No worries… I was kind of irked that you didn’t see my side of the argument, and I’m sorry I argued with you. And actually, it’s not Gmod. It’s the second most moddable game out there: New Vegas.

Last edited Jun 18, 2013 at 09:32PM EDT
Jun 18, 2013 at 09:22PM EDT
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@lyra
put all the things.

make it into an area for everyone to enjoy with whatever it is people may want. make it a mutual thing. im down for the fight club and devils- lair stuff. whatever. make it the bestest pub ever. since eggman is gonna be leaving for a week, were pretty much gonna spend all our time here. and sorry for ranting on you earlier, just got sick of all the tension caused in the thread. and i also appreciate your hard gmod work you did in this thread.

Jun 18, 2013 at 09:26PM EDT
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@Imperator,

Superintendent: Im afraid Imperator that its effective capabilities only stretch as far as combat, they are very unfitting for any other role. You will see just how effective they are once the crusade begins


@Phantom,

The Exo isn’t happy that he was spotted, not in the slightest, he approaches and the Phantom and raises his pistol to the back of its head
Exo: Since when did the Primarch permit converts within Loyalist territory?


@Roleplay Pub,

A new arrival appears at the front door

Pavel: Hmmm tak tak tak taaaaak….
He stands wondering which side to go into, good or bad?
Pavel: Whichever side has the best drink, best drink errrhhh hyahahahehee….
He quickly makes his way into the devilish and seedy bad guy part of the pub and jumps on a bar stool
Pavel: Barman! vodka pozhaluysta!
He takes the bottle and rests it down, yet to take a drink, he takes a look around the room at the others
Pavel: Hehehee your some really strannyy chudakov uh! nice little place this is though! anyway to it, for the Red Line!
He takes a drink ……..or two…..a few more…….Pavel…..Pavel stahp…..

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Jun 18, 2013 at 09:28PM EDT
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Maledict has already downed about 5 of his drinks, which happen to be the strongest stuff they have there. He approaches Pavel.
Hey… I see you’re drinking very heavily there…
Wanna have a drinking contest?

30 MINUTES UNTIL THE MUSICAL NUMBER!

Last edited Jun 18, 2013 at 09:34PM EDT
Jun 18, 2013 at 09:33PM EDT
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suddenly a new person walks into the pub. he is very short, has big bare feet and has a cane. everyone in the pub turns to face him.

FOOLS!
I AM THE LEGENDARY HOLY SWORD EXCALIBUR!

OOC: im only bringing him in for fun. though till, your all so fucked now >:)

@yukari
asura walks up to you, he has a glas of whisky in one hands and the bottle is wraped around one of his scarves. he sits down next to you.*

Asura: so what a pleasant surprise your here. how goes your “experiments” and such? any progress in whatever it is that your doing?

Jun 18, 2013 at 09:54PM EDT
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Alright, he SHOULD be getting here…
Ah, he’s right outside! COME ON IN!

Replace random people that aren’t trying to kill MJ with people in the bar currently.

After the fact, Falcon is humming smooth criminal as he drinks.
(This happens before the drinking contest between Maledict and Pavel even is mentioned, and Excalibur’s arrival.)

OOC: Yep. I did it.

Last edited Jun 18, 2013 at 10:06PM EDT
Jun 18, 2013 at 10:02PM EDT
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@Maledict,

Pavel: Hahaaa! Khoroshaya shutka comrade! but id happily drink a fucking ocean of this sheeyet, it would be a perfectly good waste of spirts
He places down his vodka and gets out his cigarette pouch, a hammer and sickle is branded into the leather cover, he starts rolling

OOC: And that’s me done for tonight actually, gnight all

Last edited Jun 18, 2013 at 10:13PM EDT
Jun 18, 2013 at 10:04PM EDT
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@Roleplay Pub goers,

Suddenly the band begins to switch to a new tune with the nearing arrival of a new guest…


The door is then forcefully kicked open as an all-too-familiar head of green hair walks into the fine establishment. This man is dressed for success. He’s too classy for just a normal entrance. He walks a few steps forward with a hand on his hat. The classy man then opens his eyes to reveal yellow snake-like irises, and slit pupils.

Hazama: Why heeeeeellllllooooo everybody! Did ya miss me? Wait, I can answer that question on my own. Of course you did! Ehehehe…
Hazama makes his way over to where Yukari and Asura are. He sits down in-between the two, and looks at Yukari. Hazama then calls for the bartender.
Hazama: Hey! You! Yeah, you know who I’m talking about! Get me some saki! Oh yeah, and if you have any eggs, hard boil ‘em for me.
The bartender delivers his request, bringing Hazama some saki and a hard-boiled egg. Hazama peels the egg of its shell, puts it in his mouth, and swallows the entire egg whole. The snake then turns to Yukari as he drinks his saki.
Hazama: Well well well… What are you doing here, you gap bitch?
He then looks to Asura.
Hazama: Oh hey there, guy! How’s that mental treatment going for you? They finally let you out of the loony bin? That’s great news!
He then begins speaking to the two of them.
Hazama: So what are you two working on? I’m aaaaaaallll ears.

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Jun 18, 2013 at 11:25PM EDT
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The Plague Doctor walks in from the back door.

Strange, no one here carries the disease. How is this possible with this many open and dangerous people?

Might as well wait.

My life is to cure with my methods, for it is the best way to remove this terror.

Jun 19, 2013 at 12:16AM EDT
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Meawhile in the Roleplay Pub…

The door opens to a bang, entering a big shadow, leaving a red mist and making cold the environment. Them, the shadow begins to take a humanoid appearance.

The atmosphere becomes dark and cold, giving a look of terror and evil, the wind starts blowing through the bar and the lights begin to fade

NM : Ughhh…. I’m not in the mood for this…

The atmosphere and the lights return to normal

NM : …So much stress gave me fatigue, my head hurts!!!

Nightmare Medic take a seat at the bar

NM : …Hey…HEY!, Mortal! Give me a Bair… and some aspirin…

The bartender lets a beer and a couple of aspirin, NM takes the pills and crush them with his hands, mixing it with drink

NM : Confound this mortals, drive me to drink…

NM takes a big gulp

Jun 19, 2013 at 12:53AM EDT
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OOC:
Renegade turns to Medic
Renegade: Guten abend, Herr Doctor. Forgive me for the wait… but Mark seems to be busy with the bar at the moment. How was your visit with Balloon Master?
Ash turns to him in surprise
Ash: You know this guy?
Renegade turns to him
Renegade: Not personally… but he is the one I will probably face when I return. But hey! We’re in the pub now! We let bygones be bygones… after all, we immortals have to stick together.
Turns back to Medic
Renegade: So tell me, Herr Doctor, where are your pets… the ghoul, the giant, and the vampire? You obviously must be doing something to have them all following you.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 01:12AM EDT
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“Oh, you know. The usual. Just because I have the ability to change anything and everything I want doesn’t mean I don’t have to expend energy to do it. Now I am dragging a star across the galexy so I can pull this stunt off.”

Yukari takes a drink of wine, unbothered by the smell of hard boiling eggs

“If I do get away with this, everything becomes exclusively mine amongst other things~”

She takes note of the new people entering, but doesn’t bother to react, and just takes another drink

Jun 19, 2013 at 02:00AM EDT
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OOC:

Damn background generator not working meant I had to put it twice the effort, but it had to be done
BIC:


@Roleplay Pub,

Pavel decides to budge down the bar a little and ends up next to Asura, Yukari and Hazama
Pavel: Hmmm im not too sure im liking the sound of stars being dragged around…
He lights his cigarette and turns his attention to Asura
Pavel: And what is all this plotting im hearing about uh? a little fucking grunt like me getting all of this hate and attention

Jun 19, 2013 at 11:04AM EDT
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“No need to lose control Harvey. The green brat will be too distracted to cause trouble like last night.”
Dent says to himself as he approaches the bar. The “Heads” sent him with the good-doers and the creppy doctor. Most of these men follow Spark’s dream of a clean and fair world.
“We wished for tails but no need to lose your mind Harvey. After all sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.”
Saddly, someone needs to keep the almost unexistant peace between both sides of the place. Sure, the Devil made a deal with the original owner but just repeat that phrase: “The Devil made a deal”. The crowd would be laughing, the Devil is the greatest liar, he can’t be trusted. Every part of that psycopath screams lies, he has the word written all over his face, how could someone make a deal with him?
“But Harvey, we are not here to question his decisions. We are here becouse we are in middle of the sides. We do not belong to the good or the bad alignment. We are the true face of neutrality.”
The place is technically unknown by unwanted outsiders and Two Face makes sure it stays that way. Since the “Bloodpool Incident”, people are not allowed to talk about the pub while being outside the pub. That’s the first rule of the pub, you just don’t talk about it or you are a dead man…Unless you are a Deadpool clone with a steroids-level health factor.

Two Face sits next to a soldier, probably another patriot unit, and then he quickly orders a shot of vodka. Everything is calm, even the Anti S are managing to keep a civil conversation and even the Devil himself is quite silent. Hurm…The Balloon Master is talking. Strange. He barely speaks to the Devil and with the rest of Spark’s villians. He considers himself superior, probably becouse he isn’t as insane as the Rocket Man who is obsessed with the idea of “evolving” into a living proyectile. The Devil is quite insane too.
“Don’t consider ourselves to be completely different Harvey, our level of sanity is as low as these poor miscreants”
Two Face turns around and quickly empties the glass.

MEANWHILE IN THE MAIN ENTRANCE.

THIS MAN IS NOT ALLOWED, DO NOT LET HIM GET INSIDE THIS PLACE. IF HE TRIES TO PASS THROUGH THESE DOORS, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT KILLING HIM: WE’VE PERSONALLY SHOT HIS BRAINS OUT OF HIS SKULL 85 TIMES.

Last edited Jun 19, 2013 at 12:39PM EDT
Jun 19, 2013 at 12:32PM EDT
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OOC:
Still awaiting for one more patron to agree to the Devil’s Lair and Fight Club renovations, as well as three for hookers and shooting range. Remember, need at the very least three patrons to agree to the idea before they get added to the Roleplay Pub.

Petitions:
Devil’s Lair- Status: +2
Fight Club- Status: Confirmed
Hookers- Status: 0
Shooting Range- Status: 0
Karaoke- Status: 0


Since we won’t be doing anything plot wise for Eggman’s story, feel free to suggest anything you want added, have others agree it’s a good idea, and then just wait for it to be added.

Last edited Jun 19, 2013 at 12:51PM EDT
Jun 19, 2013 at 12:39PM EDT
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OOC:
I demand a sign…Like..

BLOODPOOLS ARE NOT ALLOWED
Kidding…No need to jump the horse becouse of that. Jumping horses is actually quite difficult.
+1 Fight Club…But we do not talk about it.

Last edited Jun 19, 2013 at 12:43PM EDT
Jun 19, 2013 at 12:43PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

@Imperator,

Superintendent: Im afraid Imperator that its effective capabilities only stretch as far as combat, they are very unfitting for any other role. You will see just how effective they are once the crusade begins


@Phantom,

The Exo isn’t happy that he was spotted, not in the slightest, he approaches and the Phantom and raises his pistol to the back of its head
Exo: Since when did the Primarch permit converts within Loyalist territory?


@Roleplay Pub,

A new arrival appears at the front door

Pavel: Hmmm tak tak tak taaaaak….
He stands wondering which side to go into, good or bad?
Pavel: Whichever side has the best drink, best drink errrhhh hyahahahehee….
He quickly makes his way into the devilish and seedy bad guy part of the pub and jumps on a bar stool
Pavel: Barman! vodka pozhaluysta!
He takes the bottle and rests it down, yet to take a drink, he takes a look around the room at the others
Pavel: Hehehee your some really strannyy chudakov uh! nice little place this is though! anyway to it, for the Red Line!
He takes a drink ……..or two…..a few more…….Pavel…..Pavel stahp…..

@Superintendent,

Saya: Very well then… That is all. Please escort our guest from my quarters.
She takes another sip of her tea, having nearly finished it all.


@The Exo,

The Phantom turns around to face the Exo. It notices the gun pointed straight at its head(?). The Exo can then smell what smells like a mixture of good and bad. It smells like rose petals mixed with rot. The scent is very pungent, and knocks out any of the other odors in the surrounding area. He can then hear a voice in his head that sounds like a soft whisper.
Phantom: I… am observing… These… are my… orders… I no not… wish for… this interference…
The gun in the sidearm the Exo is holding begins to smoke in his hands, and the metal begins to melt away. Though this surprisingly does not feel hot to the Exo. The gun just melts in his hands, and the melted metal seeps from his hands and to the ground.
Phantom: I… shall leave…when I am done…

Jun 19, 2013 at 07:30PM EDT
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@Imperator,

Superintendent: Ofcourse Imperator
The Promethean Knight quickly makes its way out of the room


@Phantom,

The Exo shakes off the melted metal from his hand, he is a little freaked up
Exo: My orders are for you to leave….
He does a quick hand signal over his shoulder…

A group of Loyalists appear from around the corner, it is a mixed species team consisting of 3 Fallen, 3 Cabal and 3 more Exo’s, they gather up behind him
Exo: You shall leave now before things get crazy

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Jun 19, 2013 at 08:48PM EDT
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@yukari, crow, and hazama
Asura: hm, sounds interesting. not really sure what your planning on doing with the star but there is something that i may need your help on….hazama rants at asura like an asshole could u hold on a sec, im getting some static around here.

asura smacks hazama with one of his scarfs across his face and sends him flying out the door of the pub and he crashes into a pile of garbage in an alleyway.

Much better. like i was trying to say before i was rudely interrupted. i would like to make a deal with you that i think that would benefit us both mutually. for you see..

crow appears behind asura and does his rant on him

well look who it is, finally you at least have the decency to change your appearance for once. the whole bird get up was getting really old. id love to chat with you and catch up on old times, but im a little busy right now. but if you want someone to talk to, theres excalibur over there points to him by the front door. im sure you’ll enjoy talking to him more. he has a lot of amazing stories to tell about his exciting life. highly recommend you listen. you’ll be in for a treat.

Jun 19, 2013 at 10:21PM EDT
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OOC:

@Asura,

Hazama crashes into the pile of garbage outside of the bar. The sudden crash flings a banana peel onto his hat. Hazama then looks up back at the doors.
Hazama: Oh-ho-ho. So that’s how you want to play, you little brat.
He casually reaches up, takes it, and tosses it back through the door with precise aim so that it lands on Asura’s head. Hazama then stands back up, and dusts the trash off himself. Thankfully none of the garbage dirtied his suit too badly.
Hazama: It.

Hazama: Is.

Hazama: On.

He walks over to two full garbage cans, grabs them and jumps up to the roof with both of them in tow…


@The Loyalists,

Without a word, a a red and black mist black mist with red eyes peering out of it envelops her. The mist swirls around for a few moments before dissipating, leaving nothing at all behind.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 10:47PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

OOC:
Renegade turns to Medic
Renegade: Guten abend, Herr Doctor. Forgive me for the wait… but Mark seems to be busy with the bar at the moment. How was your visit with Balloon Master?
Ash turns to him in surprise
Ash: You know this guy?
Renegade turns to him
Renegade: Not personally… but he is the one I will probably face when I return. But hey! We’re in the pub now! We let bygones be bygones… after all, we immortals have to stick together.
Turns back to Medic
Renegade: So tell me, Herr Doctor, where are your pets… the ghoul, the giant, and the vampire? You obviously must be doing something to have them all following you.

OOC:

NM : Huh…?

NM turns to Renegade

NM : Vhat?… My visit with BM? Bah! vas very boring, ze only zhing to that poor bastard did was look big screens and tap buttons.

NM approaches to Renegade’s ear

NM : I zhink he is very lonely…
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NM : Heh? Pets…. Oohhh you are talking about Blitz, Herzog and Morph, zhey are at work, if you know what I mean… you know, kill horses, destroy castles, making the horse life like hell, that things…

Then a ringstone sound out of nowhere. Nightmare Medic raises his hand and invokes his cell phone

NM : Oh, just a second…VHAT!VHAT? YOU CALL ME BECAUSE YOU SHOOT SOMETHING?SOMEONE IMPORTANT?VHAT?I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU SHOOT LUNA, I AM IN MY REST, LEAVE ME ALONE ! ! !

Nightmare Medic throws the phone to the floor and it bursts into flames

NM : Stupid…Sorry, is the job…now tell me…How did you feel… being dead?

NMedic notices Ash

NM : Heeey… Look who’s here! Ash, ze mortal demon slayer! How is your hand? possessed? Hehehe…

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Jun 19, 2013 at 11:06PM EDT
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Yukari smirks at Pavel

“The star’s energy was mine in the first place. Just somebody decided an anti-magic black hole was a good idea. Took me a bit to find it all again. I am merely ‘putting it back’, kinda. Actually Hakurei is halfway done repairing the damage, and this might cause more work for her, but whatever.”

Taking another drink, Yukari giggles as Hazama was smacked out by the slap-stick scarf and listens to Asura

“Well, you have me interested. Go ahead and tell me what you got~”

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Jun 19, 2013 at 11:28PM EDT
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Ash grimaces, obviously more than a little irritated at the comment
Ash: They’re both replacements… of… possessed… hands…
Renegade: Now… look on the bright side… you have a cannon and a chainsaw for hands.
Ash shakes his head, and downs his whiskey
Renegade: How was it being dead? Technically, I still am… being in Purgatory and all. I felt every moment of that black hole… and it felt extremely painful. It was epic…
Renegade sips from the bottle, sets it back down. Gets a text on iPhone, checks it.
Renegade: Fight Club’s up and running…
shows Medic pics of the completed arena


Renegade: That ringmaster is Willow, the very same lady who died with me during the black hole. We can either watch fights between creatures, fight creatures, or fight each other, according to her. She says there’s only one rule… inflict the most pain possible without killing your opponent… if they are a fellow bar patron. That sounds like it’s up your alley.
Renegade gets up, and heads down into the basement area of the Roleplay Pub into the fight club, named “The Grotto.” Currently ongoing is a fight between radscorpions and deathclaws

Renegade: This should be good…


OOC: I used sources from the Thorn in New Vegas, modified it to remove cages and the sewer areas, and added spawn points for creatures I modded into the game, such as xenomorphs, robo-scorpions, harvesters, werewolves, cyborgs, etc. Will be now accepting fight requests, with Willow as ringmaster and Renegade as announcer.

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Jun 20, 2013 at 03:06AM EDT
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Falcon sees Asura and Hazama about to fight
TAKE IT TO THE GOD DAMNED FIGHT CLUB, WILL YA?

And yes to the shooting range.

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Jun 20, 2013 at 12:16PM EDT
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OOC:

@Falcon,

Hazama: That’s a whooole lotta -

He’s on the roof, currently.

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Jun 20, 2013 at 12:52PM EDT
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@Falcon,

Hazama looks down at whoever the hell this is (Dio if I’m correct).
Hazama: Didn’t your mother teach you that it’s rude to intrude on other people’s business? Oh wait… she’s dead, you shitty vampire. My mistake.
Hazama then walks out of the man’s view, and opens up a hatch on the roof. He tosses the cans of garbage down in there first, then jumps in himself. The hatch shuts itself behind him.

Jun 20, 2013 at 01:28PM EDT
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…Asshole.
Dio walks into the Bar, and takes a seat on one of the bar stools and orders a drink. He also pulls out a book and starts reading it while drinking beer.

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Jun 20, 2013 at 01:41PM EDT
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@Phantom,

The gang of Loyalists are left pretty confused but also annoyed at the same time, the lead Exo is visibly frustrated and makes his way out of the area shouting alien expletives


@Roleplay Pub,


Pavel looks Asura up and down and gives a big smirk, spluttering out some vodka

Pavel: Hahaaa I wish I could say the same about you tovarich Asura…
He has a bit of a smoke
Pavel:…But by the looks of it your still wearing that shitty ol’ toilet roll around that skinny ass of yours uh? Hahahahahaaa! Id rather be a fucking bird than a toilet mummy uh?! uh?!!
Due to the vodka it takes a good few seconds for Pavel to collect himself after all the laughing
Pavel: Ahem….anywaaay….
He takes more attention in Yukari and puts on a sorta half jokey serious face
Pavel: Yeeers an anti-magic black hole thingy does sound like a really stupid idea and with all this magic shit going on its making handling this dimension a real sukka you know, but I am glad your fixing whatever problem it is…
He pats Yukari on the shoulder with his messy grubby hands
Pavel:…It saves me some real grief, spasibo Yukari, maybe I owe you a little something uh?

Jun 20, 2013 at 01:42PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

…Asshole.
Dio walks into the Bar, and takes a seat on one of the bar stools and orders a drink. He also pulls out a book and starts reading it while drinking beer.

OOC:

Quick tip. Instead of using yellow for Dio, I suggest using gold. Gold doesn’t hurt your eyes when you try to read it.

Jun 20, 2013 at 01:52PM EDT
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OOC:
…Okay.

BIC:
So… Anything interesting besides THE GODDAMNED ROLLERCOASTER? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY? A ROLLERCOASTER?
There’s a fight club downstairs.
I think I might check that out.
Dio heads downstairs.

Jun 20, 2013 at 01:58PM EDT
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OK, everyone! Here’s the creature list, if you don’t feel like fighting each other and want to actually kill something, they’re all yours! You can decide how many you want to take on (up to thirty limit, stupid computer), if you’d like to fight different species at once, and their size compared to you (except for X42, he’s preset and cannot be changed.)

Standard Creatures:












Regular:

Alpha Male:

Mother:





Premium Creatures:































Petitions:
Devil’s Lair: +2
Hookers: 0
Shooting Range: +1


Renegade: So… how’d you end up here?

Willow: When I got sucked up by the black hole… I wasn’t really dead. I ended up in the Capital Wasteland… and then I made my way back to the Pub through Mark. Ooh! I almost forgot! Your katana came through with me!
She hands hims the sword
Renegade: I was wondering where this was! Thank you… wait… what’s all this?
Willow: Well, you can use Hellfire in combination with your sword to make Gehenna, the Blade of the Flame.
Renegade: Really? Gehénnam!
His hand catches on fire, but he notices something else. His blade now glows brightly, and flames run over it.

Renegade: Well I’ll be damned…

Renegade: I… I don’t know what to say… thank you very much.
Willow: Don’t mention it… you’ll need it later.

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Jun 20, 2013 at 02:05PM EDT
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I want 15 of each except for the Giant Robo-scorpions, coming at me in waves. Then, I was 1 Gianr Robo-scorpion to face off against. Actually, make that two. One after the other.

Maledict walks up to the bartender and puts a suggestion onto a suggestion box, or whatever. It reads:
You know that fight club? I have a bunch of demons that I could add to it. It’d be pretty cool. So, what do you think?

Jun 20, 2013 at 02:12PM EDT
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OOC:
Renegade hears a beeping on his Pip-Boy 3000, and he checked it
Renegade: Sorry, Willow… but I gotta get back in the story. Thanks for finding my sword.
he leaves the Grotto and the Pub, and heads back into the story


Renegade opens his eyes slowly, and looks around.
Renegade: Ah… f*ck… what happened?
he stands up, and realizes he has Eradication in his hands

Renegade: Where… where am I?
the area is bright, unlike the dull, gloomy scene of Purgatory
?: You are in the Chamber of Nightmares, Renegade…
he looks around for the source of the voice, but sees no one
Renegade: What? Who are you!?
Conquest: You do not remember your gods? Conquest speaking here…
Renegade: Wait… why is it so bright here?
Conquest: When you defeat your fear… you will exit Purgatory back into the mortal realm. From there, you may traverse freely back to where you are headed using the Volumes.
Renegade: That’s it?
no response, Renegade nods
Renegade: I might as well read up on the rest of the Volumes for this…
he pulls out the remaining three Volumes. Volume #6: Paralysis. Volume #7: Supernova. Volume #8: Shooting Star. He begins to read Paralysis
Renegade: Paralisis.
a beam of red light appears in his hand, radiating vibrantly. As it does, however, something appears from the horizon, slowly lumbering closer…
Renegade: No… no no no no no!

The green tower comes closer, over ten times the size of Renegade
Renegade: F*CK! Get the f*ck back, Skippy!

The figure stares him down, looking down on him. Renegade stands absolutely still, paralyzed by fear. It turns around, surprisingly, and heads into the water. Renegade stares as it does, and breathes heavily. He looks in his hand at Paralysis, and readies it

Renegade: All right then… OK… I can do this… I can do this… I can’t do this!
the beast submerges into the water, and begins to stir it. He speaks in a loud and deep voice
Skippy: Good… it should be ready soon… correct, Renegade?
Renegade: What? How can you speak!?
Skippy: It matters not… all that natters is you becoming my next nest…
Renegade: What… WHAT THE F*CK!?
terrified, Renegade tosses Paralysis at Skippy, who quickly submerges yet again

Skippy quickly resurfaces, and continues stirring the water calmly, ignoring Renegade

Skippy: Do be patient and wait… this process takes awhile.
Renegade: That’ll be the day!
Renegade continues to toss Paralysis at Skippy, who submerges. This time, however, he doesn’t come back up
Renegade: Where the hell is he…?
silence… Renegade frantically looks around
Renegade: WHERE ARE YOU!?
small bubbles float up… Renegade readies Paralysis
Renegade: Gotcha…
suddenly, the water bursts up high into the air, and Skippy rises from the depths, directly in front of Renegade.

Skippy: You done goofed…
Skippy slams his arm down onto the rock Renegade is standing on, crushing it and sending Renegade into the deep
Renegade: F*CK!!!
Skippy stares down Renegade again, and roars loudly

Renegade: You’re a LOT bigger underwater…
obviously frightened by Skippy’s sheer size
Skippy: Don’t worry… my spawn shall fit in your carcass.
he reaches his arms slowly for Renegade

Renegade: Back off!
he uses Paralysis again, and strikes Skippy successfully. Skippy’s body goes limp, and he stops moving
Renegade: Huh… wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be…
he swims out of the water, and onto the shore, breathing deeply
Renegade: Why hasn’t anything happened yet, then?
suddenly, more bubbles rise, and Renegade turns around slowly
Renegade: No… no… THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE!!!
Skippy slowly rises again

Skippy: Fool… you only used Paralysis… do you not know what it means?
Renegade grits his teeth, and draws his katana

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@crow
excalibur walks up to you after hearing his name being called and heard your rant.
Excalibur: HUH, i dont know whats worse, your terrible jokes or your lack of hygiene. nonetheless, you seem to be interested by my great legend, so if you woud come with me and i would tell you about how i ecame the man that i am you see before me in my 5 hour story telling session.

Asura: yeah, that sounds great excalibur, he would love to hear your…

Excalibur:

of course he wants to hear my legend. who doesnt want to hear about the legend of the holy sword excalibur. so now, come with me kind sir. there shall be no time to waste.

excalibur hooks your collar with his cane and drags you to a private booth in the other side of the pub were the table is filled with bottles of booze and food he had privately ordered. you cant help but to go along with all of this. you try to resist but there is something about him you seem to be unable to do about it and feel helpless to resist.
(just go along with this sam please)

Asura: enjoy story time crow.
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@yukari
after seeing crow dragged away by excalibur he turns back to you
Asura: for once i am thankful for excalibur’s being here. he may be the most powerful weapon in existence, but nobody in this world has the mental stability to handle him, though it would be interesting to see how crow handles him after 5 minutes.

but back to what i was saying. before i continue to what it is that im offering, could we go to a place were not even crow here or anyone else can hear about this. its that important. finishes his glass of whisky and fills himself another glass. i hope you can understand that much.

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DID YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I’D LIKE TO FACE 30 OF EVERYTHING, IN WAVES, IN ASCENDING DIFFICULTY, EXCEPT FOR GIANT ROBO-SCORPIONS, WHICH I’LL FACE FIVE OF, ONE AFTER THE OTHER. GOT THAT?

OOC: I might just be insane for doing that.

Jun 20, 2013 at 07:36PM EDT
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OOC:
@ Falcon
Willow: OK… I’ll control the creatures. You fight back and kill them with whatever you have. You’ll start with mantises…
she grabs a microphone, as Renegade is out at the moment
Willow: Fillies and gentlecolts… oh, shit, wrong announcement cards. Ladies and gentlemen! Heroes and villains! The Grotto is currently closed to fight requests, in reservation for the bloodbath Dio will participate in!
She pulls a lever, causing a lift to lower Dio onto the arena
Willow: And one last thing… do take care in not splattering carnage on the ceiling. Enjoy your death run!
she pulls a lever, opening a cage in the arena… many clicking and flapping noises are heard on the other side in the darkness…

Jun 20, 2013 at 07:46PM EDT
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@Asura and Yukari,

Hazama has been fiddling around in the attic of the bar for a while now. He’s been trying to find the exact spot where Yukari and Asura are sitting at.
Hazama: Found ya, you little omnipotent brats.
He uses his knives to cut a hole in the attic floor. A chunk of the ceiling falls out between the two. It is then swiftly followed by a massive dumping of garbage atop both their heads. The stuff reeks. Beer bottles, old food, cigarette packs, you name it. There’s also this thick black stuff that’s slimy in there as well.
Hazama: How do you like a taste of your own medicine?! Huh!? Hyahahahahaha!

Hazama then tosses the garbage cans themselves down too, and makes his escape back up to the rooftop.

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Oh, god, what smells like garbage?
Dio turns towards Asura and Yukari
Uhh… I think I found my answer. So THAT’S what he was doing with the garbage. Honestly, he’s not bothering me, so I don’t care.
Maledict: What an asshole.
Maledict magically removes the garbage off of Asura and Yukari, but doesn’t remove the smell.
I like that smell.

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@hazama and nightmare medic and everyone else in the pub
OOC:

BIC:
hazama doesnt realize or anyone else that he was under the influence of asuras madness and was hallucinating the whole time. instead of dumping the garbage on top of asura and yukari, he instead dumped it on top of nightmare medic who was sitting not far from them minding his own business

asura sees the garbage being dumped on top of nightmare medic, then sees two garbage cans fall on top of him.

Asura: wow nightmare medic, you really are not having a good day are you? why the hell would hazama do that to you for no reason? you shouldn’t put up with this, after all, you are the doctor from hell.

OOC: just to clarify to prevent confusion. everything that happened to asura and yukari was a hallucination made from asuras madness wavelength, what really happened was hazama thought he saw the two and dumped the garbage on top of them. but instead asura actually made him dump it on Nightmare Medic who was sitting Idly bye on the bar.

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@RP Pub,

Pavel quickly gets back out of the booth to see what all the commotion is all about
Pavel: This is just too funny! to think I was going to be with you two in that trash heap if I wasn’t so rudely dragged off uh!
Tears start welling up in his eyes
Pavel: Hyahahahahaaahaaa!
He is holding his knee’s, laughter is too intense
Pavel: My god! hahahahahaaaaahaaaaa!
He takes another glance at the pair caked in trash and continues to laugh, he drops his vodka and begins making his way out of the pub
Pavel: What a load of chertov debily!! why I am I even here anyways hyahahahaaa!
He continues to stagger off out the pub, still laughing

Jun 20, 2013 at 07:59PM EDT
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Wait a minute… The..garbage..dropped…on…those…two.. Ah, forget it.
Maledict remove the garbage from Medic.
Wait, what the hell? One second the garbage were on those two, the next it’s on the Demon Medic guy. Do…. Do either of them have a stand or something? I knew this one bitch that could create Mirages, but… I don’t know. It’s probably the drinks. Anyways, BACK TO WHAT I WAS DOING
Dio heads into the Arena

Jun 20, 2013 at 08:04PM EDT
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Pavel notices the illusion and turns back around before leaving, he approaches Yukari again and just sorta resumes where he left off

Jun 20, 2013 at 08:15PM EDT
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@crow

Excalibur:

crow suddenly stops walking half way.
who cares about those two, i am all that you ever need to listen to. my legend began in the 12th century you know, so i have vast knowledge of countless things that would even baffle the gods themselves. now come, there is much that needs to be shared over booze and babes.

once again he drags you back to the booth he has and once again your helpless to resist.

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