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Last posted Mar 30, 2013 at 02:27PM EDT. Added Mar 25, 2013 at 07:52PM EDT
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Upon further review, I believe that now is an opportune time to begin trial.

This is the Trial of the murder of Cale, the Witch King of Cats.

Does the prosecution have an opening statement?

Mar 26, 2013 at 11:21AM EDT
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TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

MURDER! MURDER!!! MURDER!

Yes, terribly true! I saw it! There, in the courtyard! THERE IS WHERE LEOX DIED!!!

le large collective gasp

Wow wow wow! My analisys indicates that I lost 50% of my organic components but I am still alive and functional after robotic modifications.

Edit: And actually i don’t know if I wanna accuse someone because of this reason.

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Mar 26, 2013 at 11:22AM EDT
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It's a me! Leox wrote:

Wow wow wow! My analisys indicates that I lost 50% of my organic components but I am still alive and functional after robotic modifications.

Edit: And actually i don’t know if I wanna accuse someone because of this reason.

Hush, you. You’re supposed to be dead/non-functioning.

Mar 26, 2013 at 11:45AM EDT
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TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

(Oh, and btw, where do you find those Phoenix Wright GIFs?)

I have them… but… I can’t share them!

JK! I just find them on Google!

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Mar 26, 2013 at 12:06PM EDT
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Why did I choose to be the defendant for this case?

Mar 26, 2013 at 12:32PM EDT
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Digoxin wrote:

Why did I choose to be the defendant for this case?

Probabbly you didn’t have your definitions straight.

Mar 26, 2013 at 12:38PM EDT
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Digoxin wrote:

Why did I choose to be the defendant for this case?

You’re the defendant for the apricot case, which is currently in recess.

Mar 26, 2013 at 12:39PM EDT
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:

Upon further review, I believe that now is an opportune time to begin trial.

This is the Trial of the murder of Cale, the Witch King of Cats.

Does the prosecution have an opening statement?

Yes, your Honor. It was none other than a fine day when Cale was so brutally murdered by the defendant, Lone Scout. We will call forward multiple witnesses, we have security footage, and evidence that leaves no doubt Mr. Scout is the sole culprit in this tragic murder.

Mar 26, 2013 at 12:59PM EDT
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Emi wrote:

Yes, your Honor. It was none other than a fine day when Cale was so brutally murdered by the defendant, Lone Scout. We will call forward multiple witnesses, we have security footage, and evidence that leaves no doubt Mr. Scout is the sole culprit in this tragic murder.

Bring up the witness.

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:03PM EDT
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Very well. For my first witness, I call to the stand Natsuru Springfield

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:07PM EDT
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TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

(Oh, and btw, where do you find those Phoenix Wright GIFs?)

Speaking of Phoenix Wright, where’s Random 21 when you need him?

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:39PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Alright, here I am your honor.

Hello. Would you please tell the court what happened in your own words on that fateful day that Carlos was murdered?

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:41PM EDT
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Emi wrote:

Hello. Would you please tell the court what happened in your own words on that fateful day that Carlos was murdered?

Why is everyone dying? What kind of slaughter house is this JFF forum!?

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:42PM EDT
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Emi wrote:

Hello. Would you please tell the court what happened in your own words on that fateful day that Carlos was murdered?

Um… I’m sorry but isn’t Carlos the Murder?

Unless somebody Murdered the Murder! What kind of conspiracy is this!?!

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:46PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Um… I’m sorry but isn’t Carlos the Murder?

Unless somebody Murdered the Murder! What kind of conspiracy is this!?!

Apologies. Cale is indeed the murder victim. Now would you recount what you saw that day?

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:47PM EDT
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Well, alright then. Here it goes.

I was in the lobby minding my own business, drawing for that art contest, when I heard Cale walking by. We aren’t exactly on the best of terms, but he was making that Ring Wraith sound as he was leaving the lobby, so it was kind of hard to miss.

After a few minutes, I heard his screams coming from outside. They where getting progressively higher pitched before they just stopped. I thought it was weird, so I left my drawing face down and went to go look. And then I saw it.

Lone K was standing over the body with a bloody dagger, with this gleam in his eyes. That gleam you get when somebody accomplishes a hard task. He looked up at me, and I ran back inside, telling the receptionist to call the police before running deeper into the building to hide…

Mar 26, 2013 at 02:01PM EDT
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Thank you, Natsuru. The prosecution rests.

(Edit: Perhaps it might be best to hold off until everyone is here and can get in a chatroom. That could work better)

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Mar 26, 2013 at 02:08PM EDT
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(By the way Im still up for my role as Digoxins solicitor)

Mar 26, 2013 at 02:42PM EDT
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Emi wrote:

Thank you, Natsuru. The prosecution rests.

(Edit: Perhaps it might be best to hold off until everyone is here and can get in a chatroom. That could work better)

Agreed.

Mar 26, 2013 at 02:55PM EDT
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Quantume Memé wrote:

Speaking of Phoenix Wright, where’s Random 21 when you need him?

AT LEAST SOMEONE REMEMBERS ME. I have an idea for the next crime, not inviting me to thread about court.

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Mar 26, 2013 at 03:43PM EDT
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Oh boy, this case is interesting.

Phones ring to a song tune.

I’m sure my ringtone can’t be a Nickelback song since I felt Bottoms Up is a good song. Now excuse me everyone.

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:18PM EDT
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:

And the defendant’s response?

Defendant or defense attorney, your honor? Forgive my confusion…

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:22PM EDT
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Random 21 wrote:

AT LEAST SOMEONE REMEMBERS ME. I have an idea for the next crime, not inviting me to thread about court.

Sorry Brah. Forgot about you.
Anyways:
The Honourable Judge Falcon is here, so the court meeting can start up again.
Now, Mr. Ampora, Who would you like to call to the stand?

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:36PM EDT
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Anyone for using a chatroom for the murder trial?

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:37PM EDT
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Emi wrote:

Anyone for using a chatroom for the murder trial?

I ditto this just so I can spectate the calamity

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:40PM EDT
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Emi wrote:

Anyone for using a chatroom for the murder trial?

Yes. That would be far less chaotic than trying to hold two separate trials in one thread.

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:45PM EDT
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Emi wrote:

Anyone for using a chatroom for the murder trial?

How about we make 2 seperate chatrooms? One for The Murder Trial and One for the Theft/Vandalism/Liking Nickelback Trial?

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:45PM EDT
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I really don’t mind, you can either do that or hold one after another, upto you, theres no rush on my end.

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:47PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

How about we make 2 seperate chatrooms? One for The Murder Trial and One for the Theft/Vandalism/Liking Nickelback Trial?

Forums are far more convenient (for me at least) but chatrooms might work

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:49PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

Forum is much easier… I’ll start up a new forum for the murder trial, and post the link in a bit…

EDIT: Got it! KYM Murder Trial Here!

That works also. Having both trials in the same thread is just too much

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:56PM EDT
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I thought this site had an IRC? I haven’t familiarised myself with it yet but I believe you can set up your own chat rooms on that

Mar 26, 2013 at 05:01PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

I thought this site had an IRC? I haven’t familiarised myself with it yet but I believe you can set up your own chat rooms on that

No, our KYM IRC is just one channel (Two technically.) I don’t think the mods will appreciate having the trial on it.

Mar 26, 2013 at 05:04PM EDT
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(Great to see we restored order to this SNAFU of a thread. :P)
Right your honour. I call to the stand the defendant, Leo. Could you please tell me what you were doing on the night when you allegedly went on your crime spree?
EDIT: Shoot I forgot Gordot

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Mar 26, 2013 at 05:19PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

… But Witch King died.
(Also trials are not in session until the judge says so.)

Hehe… sry.
Just wanted to make this thread as confusing fun as possible.

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:28PM EDT
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All right.
I was in my house, playing TF2 at around 23:00 when I got hungry. I checked the fridge and found nothing, so I decided to go to a nearby grocery store about 3 blocks away. However, it was closed, so I had to go back home and drink water. sad music plays
However, I live in Canadá, so there’s abswulty NO WAY I could have urinated on the White House.
CHOKE ON THAT, CRONA!!!

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:31PM EDT
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TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

You stated, Leo, that you live in Canadá. The proper spelling is Canada.

Therefore YOU urinated on the White House.


YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT THE PROSECUTOR IN THIS CASE!

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:42PM EDT
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Is the judge allowed to Hold it?
Anyways, sorry about that. The human that currently controls me speaks spanish, and accidentally put the tittle in the final A.
However, it doesn’t prove that I urinated on the White House.
CHOKE ON THAT, THE OPT1ONAL!!!

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:49PM EDT
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Dammit Opt1onal, this is MY case.


How do you explain this update from Steam’s servers at the time saying (And I quote) “We’re sorry! Our servers are offline for maintenance. Please refrain from public urination, fruit theft, and awful choices in music, thank you!”
And, assuming that your alibi WASN’T full of crap, how do you explain your arrest, listening to Nickleback and eating apricots not twenty minutes after their theft was reported?
In conclusion, isn’t the awful band Nickleback from the very country in which you reside?
(I kinda need the person whose apricots were stolen, anyone wanna be him/her please say so)

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:49PM EDT
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(Also, I found some p cool PW sprites on a fansite. They have the expressions embeddable under “GIF” on each character. http://www.court-records.net/sprites1.htm )

Mar 26, 2013 at 06:52PM EDT
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Sir Crona Statscowski Esquire wrote:

Dammit Opt1onal, this is MY case.


How do you explain this update from Steam’s servers at the time saying (And I quote) “We’re sorry! Our servers are offline for maintenance. Please refrain from public urination, fruit theft, and awful choices in music, thank you!”
And, assuming that your alibi WASN’T full of crap, how do you explain your arrest, listening to Nickleback and eating apricots not twenty minutes after their theft was reported?
In conclusion, isn’t the awful band Nickleback from the very country in which you reside?
(I kinda need the person whose apricots were stolen, anyone wanna be him/her please say so)

(The apricots were stolen from a local nature reserve.)

Mar 26, 2013 at 08:14PM EDT
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