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CALE QUEST 2013

Last posted Apr 22, 2013 at 08:15AM EDT. Added Apr 02, 2013 at 08:04PM EDT
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Your name is Cale and you are a RIGHTEOUS BROTATO CHIP. You are in your room hanging out and doing nothing. You like Vidya, complaining, Cats, Military Science, wizards, may-mays, and the Internet. Oh shit it’s also your birthday and you are expecting a Beta from the hot new game that /v/ will hate everyone is tripping shit about.

Shit this is boring do something already.

Apr 02, 2013 at 08:04PM EDT
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>complain about the game on /v/ to get attention

Apr 02, 2013 at 08:13PM EDT
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>give a good reason why we should help you

Apr 02, 2013 at 08:14PM EDT
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RocketPropelledPanda wrote:

>inspect room

You appear to be in a room. Your room to be exact. The walls are beige, the floor made of grape juice, and every material object you own hidden in your mattress or Night stand which is on the other side of the room fuck you need to move that someday.

Apr 02, 2013 at 08:14PM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

>complain about the game on /v/ to get attention

While you are loathe to partake in the 4Chans, you have nothing better to do, so you post a thread explaining everything, taking particular note to name yourself so that others can recognize you, as your sure they will love what you have to say.

Someone has checked their mail before you and acquired the Beta from his dad who works at Nintendo. You think this is total horseshit and silently fume for a moment.

Apr 02, 2013 at 10:29PM EDT
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Someone has checked their mail before you and acquired the Beta from his dad who works at Nintendo. You think this is total horseshit and silently fume for a moment.

>Doxx this someone and uncover his identity

Apr 02, 2013 at 11:13PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Someone has checked their mail before you and acquired the Beta from his dad who works at Nintendo. You think this is total horseshit and silently fume for a moment.

>Doxx this someone and uncover his identity

You don’t know how to do that so you go ahead and do the whole Bro Chat thing.

[22:32] == Cale__ [6214aceb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.98.20.172.235] has joined IRC

[22:11] Cale: I need a bro
[22:11] Cale: Taryn are we friends
[22:11] Cale: Converse with me
[22:12] Taryn: maybe
[22:12] Cale: what maybe
[22:12] Cale: since when is there a maybe
[22:16] Cale: Taryn you are breaking my heart here
[22:24] Taryn: What
[22:25] Cale: What do you mean what
[22:25] Taryn: Brb
[22:25] Cale: :V

Apr 02, 2013 at 11:38PM EDT
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That.

You actually made a /v/ thread for this.

That’s fantastic.

This thread is now the best thread ever just for that screen cap.

Apr 03, 2013 at 12:47AM EDT
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>Depart on an epic quest to go beat up that Nintendo nerd and steal his beta swag.

Last edited Apr 03, 2013 at 01:28PM EDT
Apr 03, 2013 at 01:27PM EDT
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>Get into the persterchum coughcough I mean, IRC/MSN/Skype/Gtalk/FBchat and talk to your current friend who’s having a bday.

Apr 03, 2013 at 01:58PM EDT
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>Retrieve Arms.
Cast Fireball at your bed.

You found your arms. Both of them. Usually one evades you depending on the frame because reasons.

>converse with a different bro
>Get into the persterchum coughcough I mean, IRC/MSN/Skype/Gtalk/FBchat and talk to your current friend who’s having a bday.


You have no one to blame but yourself.

Apr 03, 2013 at 05:49PM EDT
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TheOpt1onal (需要血) wrote:

>Admire painting on wall

>Get intimite with yourself as you admire the painting on the wall.

Apr 03, 2013 at 05:55PM EDT
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>Douse fire with urine
>Get intimite with yourself as you admire the painting on the wall.

Apr 03, 2013 at 06:08PM EDT
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>cast ice on the fire and put it away
>materialize new computer or admire debris

Apr 03, 2013 at 06:12PM EDT
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>Because you simply are a stud worthy of admiration.

Apr 03, 2013 at 07:01PM EDT
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professorcheese wrote:

>Examine contents of drawers.

Okay, your bed and computer are burning, so let’s see what’s in that drawer over there yeah.

What could it possibly be?

Deudly firearms

Apr 03, 2013 at 11:28PM EDT
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>shoot the flames in an attempt to extinguish them

Apr 03, 2013 at 11:44PM EDT
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>Ignore the flames and go outside with the gun in the backpack

Apr 03, 2013 at 11:53PM EDT
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>threaten the flames whilst holding the gun until they extinguish themselves

Apr 04, 2013 at 12:00AM EDT
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>captchalogue gun
>jump repeatedly while wearing your underwear over your head for no specific reason.

Apr 04, 2013 at 11:22AM EDT
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>captchalogue gun

You go ahead and slip it into your Cale Deck, which isn’t actually a deck at all, and is something of an invisible hyperspace satchel. It gets hard to remember if you have stuff. You can’t use it anyway since you have no .45 Magnum ammunition.

>log on KYM and start a new thread

It might also be worth noting that your Spel Book in your Cale Deck does not contain anything that could remedy this situation (probably) and it might be best to go get help. Or not.

Apr 04, 2013 at 05:48PM EDT
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>Call your best friend Taryn through different means than an online chatroom and ask for advice, his knowledge in the situation at hand will certainly safe the day.

Apr 04, 2013 at 06:48PM EDT
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RocketPropelledPanda wrote:

>Put out fire by smothering it with your body

yuo HAVE DONE IT

CAleQUEST solVed!!!!!! ur BIG HERO NOW??


This is an awful idea. Really bad and you are angry that you thought of it.

Apr 04, 2013 at 09:46PM EDT
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>go to dresser
>open bottom drawer
>reach inside
>pull out fap magz

Last edited Apr 04, 2013 at 11:02PM EDT
Apr 04, 2013 at 11:01PM EDT
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Ok
:-m. Go to the market and buy the best banana. Then go get the latest map to the next bar.

Apr 05, 2013 at 12:29AM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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