Your name is Cale and you are a RIGHTEOUS BROTATO CHIP. You are in your room hanging out and doing nothing. You like Vidya, complaining, Cats, Military Science, wizards, may-mays, and the Internet. Oh shit it’s also your birthday and you are expecting a Beta from the hot new game that
/v/ will hate everyone is tripping shit about.
Shit this is boring do something already.