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Last posted May 24, 2013 at 05:57PM EDT. Added Apr 05, 2013 at 03:26PM EDT
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can someone please inform me on the scientific explanation on how magnets work and the possible use in society?

Apr 06, 2013 at 11:39PM EDT

Fresh prince of this thread

Now this is the story
All about how
Kym threads got flipped, turned upside down
and I’d like to login and post right here
’ll tell you how I derailed one hell-of-a-thread

In west Confirmdelphia born and raised
On the forums where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all the bad entries gettin’ deadpooled
Then in Just for Fun, which was pretty good
A single discussion I misunderstood
I derailed a single thread and Randonman got scared
And said “You’re posting your shit again in this Thread!”

Last edited Apr 07, 2013 at 12:10AM EDT
Apr 07, 2013 at 12:07AM EDT

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Apr 07, 2013 at 04:37AM EDT

I like juice. Especially grape juice.

Apr 07, 2013 at 07:18AM EDT

Oh, my sweet summer child, what do you know of fear? Fear is for the winter, my little lord, when the snows fall a hundred feet deep and the ice wind comes howling out of the north. Fear is for the long night, when the sun hides its face for years at a time, and little children are born and live and die all in darkness while the direwolves grow gaunt and hungry and the white walkers move through the woods.

The Others. Thousands and thousands of years ago, a winter fell that was cold and hard and endless beyond all memory of man. There came a night that lasted a generation, and kings shivered and died in their castles even as the swineherds in their hovels. Women smothered their children rather than see them starve, and cried, and felt their tears freeze on their cheeks. So, child. This is the sort of story you like?

Apr 07, 2013 at 10:46AM EDT

This thread is now about other meanings of the word ‘thread’

Apr 07, 2013 at 11:10AM EDT

I honestly think these characters would have no problem derailing the Derail Thread for obvious reasons, but I could be wrong…


Fred Fredburger

Pinkie Pie

Who would you all think would derail this thread the fastest out of the four? My vote goes to Pinkie Pie.

Last edited Apr 07, 2013 at 11:28AM EDT
Apr 07, 2013 at 11:22AM EDT

@markhaox14 Wait with voting, it seems we have one more contestant

Last edited Apr 07, 2013 at 11:30AM EDT
Apr 07, 2013 at 11:29AM EDT

@ Mike, I know she would derail it for sure without a hitch. I just used one character from shows that do things that make you go “WTF” all the time.

Last edited Apr 07, 2013 at 11:34AM EDT
Apr 07, 2013 at 11:32AM EDT

op is a pretty cool guy and ponys are better then 4chan

Apr 07, 2013 at 11:46AM EDT

Results so far (since Robotnik’s vote)!
GIR: 0 votes
Cheese: 1 vote
Fred Fredburger: 0 votes
Pinkie Pie: 3 votes


Last edited Apr 07, 2013 at 04:13PM EDT
Apr 07, 2013 at 03:45PM EDT

Laud Piestrings wrote:

Results so far (since Robotnik’s vote)!
GIR: 0 votes
Cheese: 1 vote
Fred Fredburger: 0 votes
Pinkie Pie: 3 votes


Apr 07, 2013 at 03:54PM EDT


Apr 07, 2013 at 09:13PM EDT

The lack of Spiderman in this thread it’s disgusting…
Will someone help me?

Apr 08, 2013 at 05:35PM EDT

Did someone say Manspider thread?

Apr 09, 2013 at 01:15AM EDT

You know whats funny? When people actually try to derail a thread it becomes impossible.

Apr 09, 2013 at 07:52AM EDT

Ernest Is dead wrote:

You know whats funny? When people actually try to derail a thread it becomes impossible.

Did I ever tell you…the definition of…insanity?

Apr 09, 2013 at 09:24AM EDT

TheOpt1onal sends VELOCIRAPTOR!

Go Deinonychus

Deinonychus uses BITE!

It’s Super effective!

In another news, Junes commercial!

Apr 09, 2013 at 11:03AM EDT

I ever tell you about the time Keith made sushi? Yeah, his mom took him to a sushi place for his birthday and he didn’t want to go, but he turned out he LOVED it, man. But it’s like 10 bucks a su-sho in one of them places, so Keith figures, “Hey, how hard can it be to roll up some raw food in seaweed,” right? As it turns out, it’s hard. Now, they say that experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat three pounds of raw chicken, it kills you. Now luckily, Keith’s brain went into self-defense mode and started shutting organs down to head the chicken off at the pass, and the doctors were able to get ‘em out before his heart stopped. But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot, and doesn’t recognize his own brother Paul no more.

Apr 09, 2013 at 10:03PM EDT

Verbose wrote:

  • If you attempt to derail the thread, you stay on-topic, and as such, you have derailed the thread.
  • If you do not attempt to derail the thread, then you are off-topic, which is derailing the thread, meaning you have derailed the thread.

Regardless of what you do, the thread will be derailed.

A strange thread. The only winning move is not to post.

Apr 09, 2013 at 10:21PM EDT

Bruno the Rustler wrote:

Oh, but I’m one of the 21% who do…

Last edited Apr 11, 2013 at 11:00PM EDT
Apr 11, 2013 at 10:59PM EDT

So, how about romeny’s tax plan?

Apr 12, 2013 at 01:58AM EDT

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Apr 12, 2013 at 08:30PM EDT

>Be 10 years old
>Trying to get close to a girl I liked
>Suddenly she starts talking about videogames
>Everyone does the same
>For some reason, everyone likes CoD
>“I think Half Life is better, Gabe newell is a genius.”
>Silent moment followed by crowd laughing
>“Half life sucks, poor realism, Gabe fanboy…”
>Suddenly, a kid explodes into pieces..
>Gabe appears
>He kills one of these brats with Freeman’s crowbar
>He kills the rest of them with a rocket launcher
>I want to please Gabe, I need him inside of me..
>“Sorry, another time maybe…It will be worth the wait.”
>He rocket jumps away..

Gabe is love, Gabe is Life

Apr 12, 2013 at 09:19PM EDT

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Apr 12, 2013 at 10:08PM EDT

We should all just start posting spoilers for recent movies and video games. They’l have to quarantine the thread by then.

Apr 12, 2013 at 11:36PM EDT

Saporian wrote:

We should all just start posting spoilers for recent movies and video games. They’l have to quarantine the thread by then.

It was his sled.
Also next post is page get.

Apr 13, 2013 at 12:13AM EDT

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