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Alejandro's Murder Mystery Thread, Book X: Dusting Off the Shelf

Last posted May 11, 2013 at 06:15AM EDT. Added Apr 21, 2013 at 11:02AM EDT
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What about Medic?
He never posted anything.
And take a look at the murder of Robotnik.

>Ten feet away lies Robotnik’s corpse, stabbed seven times
>One for each person left
>On his body lies a note reading “I’m not a real Doctor”

“I’m not a real Doctor.”
Medic is a doctor, but not a real one.

May 08, 2013 at 07:11AM EDT
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Hoovy The Great Hat Vendor wrote:

What about Medic?
He never posted anything.
And take a look at the murder of Robotnik.

>Ten feet away lies Robotnik’s corpse, stabbed seven times
>One for each person left
>On his body lies a note reading “I’m not a real Doctor”

“I’m not a real Doctor.”
Medic is a doctor, but not a real one.

I think that was referring to his title as Dr. Robotnik.

May 08, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT
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level4outbreak wrote:

I have a feeling its mark. It really wouldn’t surprise me if it was him.

Would it not never not even not surprisingly not ever surprise you if I was not never not ever for even a second not the killer?

May 08, 2013 at 04:46PM EDT
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This is going to be intense since we’re down to the Final Four. I still think it’s Serious Business, but I might change my guess to Medic. Either Markhaok or me will die next.

Last edited May 08, 2013 at 06:24PM EDT
May 08, 2013 at 06:24PM EDT
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>Four campers left
>They have buried 404 and now all sit on the bridge where they began when Bob was killed
>They don’t know who’s doing this
>Drinking birch beer
>100 percent sure that nobody poisoned it
>Chowz looks to his left
>Looks back
>Takes a long, slow sip of his birch beer
>Drops something in it
>Medic is the only one that sees it
>Slaps the bottle out of his hand
>“What are you doing?! What was that?”
>“It was cyanide. I’m going to kill myself.”
>“NO!” screams Serious Business
>He means some serious business eh
>“That’s just what he wants us to do,” says Markhaox
>Chowz gets up calmly
>Runs away
>The other men chase after him
>Chowz runs to the office
>Picks up the pistol inside the record player
>When the men arrive, he points it at them
>“WELL? HERE WE ARE!”
>“I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR! MY FIANCE IS DEAD, MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD, WHAT’S THE POINT? I COULD KILL US ALL RIGHT NOW!”
>“But… I won’t.”
>“Stand back.”
>Chowz is now an hero
>There are three campers left

Player List:
Medic
Falcon
Level4
Markhaox
Bob
404
Robotnik
Serious Business
Derpson
Chowz
Weasel

May 08, 2013 at 07:32PM EDT
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I say either Medic or markhoax14. Medic because of the note left on me, and markhoax14 because he’s been acting strangely since the whole thing started.

May 08, 2013 at 07:36PM EDT
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:

I say either Medic or markhoax14. Medic because of the note left on me, and markhoax14 because he’s been acting strangely since the whole thing started.

And by “Strangely”, you mean He hasn’t really posted in the thread.

May 08, 2013 at 07:37PM EDT
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@Falcon: Actually, I was talking about his tendency to converse with his “friend,” and then he accused the whiskey bottle of committing murder.

May 08, 2013 at 07:48PM EDT
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:

@Falcon: Actually, I was talking about his tendency to converse with his “friend,” and then he accused the whiskey bottle of committing murder.

I thought you were talking about Medic. My bad.

May 08, 2013 at 07:50PM EDT
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>I committed suicide
>I’m eliminated
>I didn’t win the $1 million prize

May 08, 2013 at 07:53PM EDT
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Three remain.
The duo must act fast before the murderer (markhaox14) kills them all.
It has to be Mark.
I’m clever enough to find out who it is,
it has to be.
Just…it…has…to be…

May 09, 2013 at 01:02AM EDT
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Is anyone surprised that I made it all the way to the Final Four? I was expecting markhaox14 to die in today’s episode. I feel like markhaox14 will die tomorrow and Medic and Serious Business will go to the Final Face-Off.

May 09, 2013 at 01:20AM EDT
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Three French hens remain…
his voice is deeper, and sounds as though he finally cracked
Day ???:
Dead… They’re all dead! Buddy left, and never came back! They can’t put me back in the loony bin! Straitjacketed everyday… fed threw straws… called psychotic everywhere I go… they all think I’m the murderer! I hear voices in my head, saying I did it… Medic did it… Serious will die next… I’ll die next… what do they mean!?
markhaox14 shudders violently, and flings his journal out the window
I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE! SPIRITS OF THE DAMNED!!! I’M… I’M NOT CRAZY AFTER ALL! BUDDYWHERE ARE YOU!?
gets down on knees down in cabin
I… I’m so alone… they don’t know it yet… the Spirits of the Damned do… and… I do…
falls into slump

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May 09, 2013 at 08:23AM EDT
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markhaox14

> Has an imaginary friend
> Gets more and more insane
> Counts down how many of us are remaining
> Thinks a whiskey bottle is the murderer

Wut.

May 09, 2013 at 08:44AM EDT
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The odds are 50/50.

I’m going to kill ONE of the other campers. By coin toss, ONE of them will die. Each of them has a 50% chance.

If I live depends on if I got the right guy. Another 50% shot.

We all get 50.

Heads. Thus falls the fateful coin.

Sorry about this, Mark.

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May 09, 2013 at 12:21PM EDT
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falls over, bleeding from left arm, gets up slowly
You’re a terrible shot, Serious. And you made a mistake in shooting me…
pulls out revolver

shoots Serious back, in the crotch
I’ve played this game before… and the only way to win… is to torture a person slowly… rather than kill them immediately…
winces as he bleeds from his own wound
Medic… I know it was you… I know you’re the murderer… it was clear from the beginning… the note, the record player, the ammonia… only an unlicensed doctor would use those things… get out of here… don’t let them take you to the crazy house… like they did to me.
pulls out a cleaver, approaches Serious and kicks his gun away, sticks cleaver to his neck
I couldn’t have made it clearer that I was just a lunatic who escaped the asylum. Sorry about this, but your Serious Business… is going out of business!
sticks blade into crotch area again, causing more agony for Serious
Wanna kill me now? Or spare yourself the pain and end it… decisions, decisions.

Last edited May 09, 2013 at 01:16PM EDT
May 09, 2013 at 12:45PM EDT
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Alright, the suspense is killing, or has killed me, but I want to find out who’s going to the Final Face-Off. Let’s see what you have in store Alejandro.

May 09, 2013 at 04:49PM EDT
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NOW BACK TO THE GOOD STUFF.

>There are three men left
>Medic
>Markhaox
>Serious
>They are taking shifts sleeping
>It’s Markhaox’s turn to keep watch
>Suddenly, a small light is seen through the cabin window
>Markhaox inspects closer
>“Guys… Wake up…”
>The light grows
>“Guys!”
>The men saunter towards the window
>The light sparks a lot
>“Shit! It’s a fire!”
>They bolt out the door and start running
>The fire spreads like… wildfire I guess
>They climb the gate out of the camp
>Medic says “I’ll drive”
>Markhaox gets in the passenger seat
>“Wait…” says Medic
>“Where’s Serious?”
>They hear screams from behind the gate
>“No time!” yells Markhaox
>Serious is burned to a crisp
>He fell off the high gate and broke his leg, rendering him immobile

And then there were two.

Player List:
Medic
Falcon
Level4
Markhaox
Bob
404
Robotnik
Serious Business
Derpson
Chowz
Weasel

Last edited May 09, 2013 at 09:16PM EDT
May 09, 2013 at 09:15PM EDT
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Medic vs. Markhaox in tomorrow’s Final Face-Off. Who will win the $1 million prize?

May 09, 2013 at 09:19PM EDT
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And a partridge in a pear tree…


It’s been great to know you, Medic…
But now I must ask…
How will one of our death’s arrive…
By a killer in a mask?


So then… which of us is the murderer? Sometimes, I can’t even tell if it’s myself… what with all the voices… Buddy… my past… it’s still unclear sometimes… but there’s always a voice reassuring me, “You won’t go back…” and I know it to be true. I will either die… or be free… there’s really no difference to me.


Both Medic and Markhaox14 are inside Markhaox14’s car, escaping the camp
I… can’t take it! The voices… the deaths… the accusations… it’s too much! Buddy is gone… so that means… I don’t need to listen to his incessant babbling!
smiles
Yeah… I don’t need to hear from him anymore! I… I don’t have to listen to him anymore! I don’t know why he disappeared, but I know that he’s gone for good!

Last edited May 10, 2013 at 07:57AM EDT
May 10, 2013 at 07:36AM EDT
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Come on Alejandro. Let’s find out who wins $1 million. My money is on Medic.

May 10, 2013 at 05:27PM EDT
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>Medic and Markhaox are speeding down the highway
>In the driver’s seat and passenger’s seat, respectively
>Markhaox says “I’m gonna kill you, Medic.”
>“Oh yeah, how?”
>“I’m going to take the gun from the glove compartment. And then. I am going to kill you.”
>Medic is clearly terrified
>Markhaox calmly opens the glove compartment
>“So, any last words?”
>“Yes,” says Medic as he begins a monologue

“I killed them all. I killed Bob. You guys were blissfully ignorant and didn’t see me shoot him from the forest. I killed Derpson. I poisoned his ass with ammonia and cyanide. Didn’t smell it coming. I killed Falcon. Good thing he slept riiiiight by the window, too. I wouldn’t have been able to strangle him otherwise.”

>At this point, Medic slaps the gun out of Markhaox’s hand
>He let his guard down

“I then killed Robotnik. He really wasn’t a doctor, as it turned out. Then again, neither am I. Heh. I killed Level4. I’m glad 404 left. It was too easy then. I set up someone to be killed by that phonograph. That person happened to be Weasel, I guess. Nobody paid attention to 404 at that point. I killed him too. I didn’t have to kill Chowz. That was lucky. I then set up my plan to kill you and Serious. I only wish you hadn’t climbed above me on the gate out of here. I simply kicked Serious off the gate on our way out. I planned on killing you when we got home. But regardless, I killed them. Every. Single. One. And do you know what, Markhaox?”

>“What?” asks Markhaox
>Medic takes the gun
>Puts the barrel in his mouth

A partridge in a pear tree.

>Medic blows his brains out
>Markhaox reaches over and steers the car over to the side of the road
>Gets out of the car
>Drags Medic’s body to the passenger seat
>Goes deep into the forest with a box of matches
>Lights the body on fire
>“Yep, Medic. A partridge in a pear tree.”

EPILOGUE
>Fifteen years later
>Markhaox has a beautiful wife and three kids
>He’s a detective now because of his past
>Reading in his study late at night
>Goes over to a relatively untouched portion of his library
>Dusts off the shelf
>Pulls out an old book
>Begins writing in it
>“Dear Journal,”
>“I’m finally okay with being the partridge in the pear tree.”
>His wife calls him from the other room
>“Honey, are you coming to bed?”
>“Yep,” he says
>Closes the book
>Puts it back on the shelf, where it remains untouched for many more years
>“And a partridge in a pear tree.”

Last edited May 10, 2013 at 06:40PM EDT
May 10, 2013 at 06:39PM EDT
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AFTER 9 SUSPENSEFUL DAYS, 10 DEATHS, AND ONE CRAZY ASS ADVENTURE, MARKHAOX, YOU ARE THE OFFICIAL WINNER OF ALEJANDRO’S MURDER MYSTERY THREAD BOOK X, AND YOU HAVE WON THE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE.

Last edited May 10, 2013 at 06:55PM EDT
May 10, 2013 at 06:54PM EDT
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A partridge in a pear tree….

….
….
….

…I was born with the devil as my pattern on one side of the bed when I came into the world and has been with me since then …

…My allies were deception, betrayal, brutality, degeneracy, hypocrisy and all that is bad. But the main … was Him ..

…I did not want to hurt … He wanted to hurt them ….

…I let the devil handle my life…

…I am a mistake of nature, there was a beast angry in my side…


…I’m already dead …

…you are talking to a dead man…

NM: I am projecting the lie you live, but judge me and sentence me I’ll always be living in you. I can cure, or I can kill. I am a doctor and my hands the power of life and death. I am an instrument of God, when I’m with a patient, I am God. I am a superior being…

Good Bye Medic…You were very helpful…

Mark…I’ll see you in the other thread

A̳͈̮ͅn̬͡d̢͇͉̼̣͙̒̔ ̢̲̞̗̲̣ͩͥ̌ͤ̒̿I̛͖͕͊̓͒ ́̍w̤͕͔̭͎ͧ̌͂ͧͩͨ̽̀i̷̩̩͚͇͛̑̍͊̎ͅl̯͙̝͡l̶̩͖̞̗̿ ̬̅͑́͗̆̑k̪͙̜̓̎͋̊̆̉͑i̶̚ͅḷ̲̻̺̖̭̩͛͊ͣ̂̉ͭ̉l̢̹̬̂ ̢͙̃͋͋ͥ͊y̲͎͓̻̞̰̏̊ͨ̋̓ͨo͓̼̤̖̭̠̐͌u̜̥͇̠̒ͫ̒ͣͪͅ,̘͊͂ ͎̘̙͓o̦ͣ̋̐̚v̨͎̭ͅe̝̺̟͕̣̲͌r̹̪̖̂͆̓͗̚ͅ ͎̮͕͆a̜̻̘̼̘͉̅n̤̙̦̬̼̯̉d̢̙̹̟̍ ̜̯͓͍͕ͩ͢o̤̖̻̙̙̠͛ͯ̓̀̂ͅv̘̗̠͛̈ë̺͇̺̗ͨͧ͛ṛ̵͍̯̻ͨ͊,̩̰ͪ ̑̃͌̋a͔̺͙͇͍̜̓̒ͣ̽̔͟ñ͌͛̎҉͉̭̖̥d̼̩̞̘̩͎͋ͮͦ̉ ̞͇͙̒̀ͥͨͩǫ̣͖̬͊̓̉ͥ̈v͉̻͈̎̄́̈́͒̈ͅể̤͙̞̯ͅr̗̦̲̜͉̿̌̆͌͂̌,ͦ͠ ̵̝̟ͭ̏̔̊a̢͍̙̼ń̙͔͈̫̬͔̰d͚̝͍͔̖̘̰͌ͦͬ̊̏̈́ ͉̖̬͚͕̻́̋ͪͬo̹͚̮̮͑̔̓̋v̻͍̳ͫ́̊̿̄eͩ̃rͪ̌̈ͬ̆͒,̷̳̤̰̳̤̄ ͤͥ͌̑̈҉̘̳̰ă̵̰͕̲͋ň͍̱̺ͤ̇̈̂͛̚d̷͉͔̳ͭ ̫͐͞o̘͉͍͉͋̆͌̐ͫv̢͕ͬ̍̐ͤ̿ͫé͉̼͔͖̠̱r̰̯̺̺̖͐͛ͮ͂̃͂̚ͅ ̼͖̯͖̳͕ͤ́ͥ̿̊̇ͅă̺̌͟ģ̘̺͈ai̧̖̺̭̦̭̪̅̊̿̐̿ͅnͬͮ̓̇͊

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Auf Wiedersehen!

Last edited May 10, 2013 at 07:19PM EDT
May 10, 2013 at 07:18PM EDT
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sounds more calm and collected
Fifteen years later… and I am no longer hearing them. I believe my schizophrenia disappeared some time after that horrible encounter, but exactly when, I don’t know. There were times when I was unsure, but I just had to remember that they weren’t real. During my career, I’ve only come across one murder spree that was as twisted as this, and when I caught the poor bastard, it reminded me of… well, me.
looks back to murder case


OOC: What do you guys think? I’ll start a new murder thread, if people will sign up and Alejandro lets me. Please…

May 10, 2013 at 07:59PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

sounds more calm and collected
Fifteen years later… and I am no longer hearing them. I believe my schizophrenia disappeared some time after that horrible encounter, but exactly when, I don’t know. There were times when I was unsure, but I just had to remember that they weren’t real. During my career, I’ve only come across one murder spree that was as twisted as this, and when I caught the poor bastard, it reminded me of… well, me.
looks back to murder case


OOC: What do you guys think? I’ll start a new murder thread, if people will sign up and Alejandro lets me. Please…

It’s a-okay, friend!

I just wanted to do this one because the last one I did was like a year ago.

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