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A Question that's not about the site.

Last posted May 02, 2013 at 03:10PM EDT. Added May 01, 2013 at 05:59PM EDT
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this question will be… hard hitting for the guys out there.
For The Guys
You are in an avalanche and you’ve been injured. You come to and you realize that your left arm is broken. You can’t move it. You’ve got this huge wall of rock and ice, whatever. And behind it, you’ve got your right arm, which is for some reason holding on to a knife. And you’ve got your dick. Your right arm you can kinda struggle out, but you have to let go of the knife. And your dick is just hopelessly stuck, you can’t get it out. So, there is a news helicopter that’s flying by – that if you could just wave to them with your right arm,you could flag them down and it would take them about three hours to get to you. Now, here’s the twist: is there’s a very horny Silverback gorilla behind you that is going to buttfuck you for all three of those hours on live television as the news broadcasts it until they rescue you. Now your other option, the only other option, is to use the knife that’s trapped behind the ice wall to cut off your dick. And you’d just lose it forever, but you can run and make it back just fine, but you have to lose your dick. So,do you cut off your dick or do you enjoy three hours of televised gorilla buttfucking?

tl;dr: Cut off your own dick or get buttfucked by a silverback gorilla for 3 hours on live TV?

And no, I’m not leaving the girls unpunished.

For The Girls
Which would you rather do, Drink a cup of your mom’s period blood, or a cup of your dad’s semen?

May 01, 2013 at 05:59PM EDT
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I’d chop off my dick. Cleanin’ up the gene pool, one gamete at a time.

May 01, 2013 at 06:14PM EDT
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Put the knife in the gorilla’s eye socket.

Also, I really want to know what train of thought led you to this idea in the first place.

May 01, 2013 at 06:18PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

this question will be… hard hitting for the guys out there.
For The Guys
You are in an avalanche and you’ve been injured. You come to and you realize that your left arm is broken. You can’t move it. You’ve got this huge wall of rock and ice, whatever. And behind it, you’ve got your right arm, which is for some reason holding on to a knife. And you’ve got your dick. Your right arm you can kinda struggle out, but you have to let go of the knife. And your dick is just hopelessly stuck, you can’t get it out. So, there is a news helicopter that’s flying by – that if you could just wave to them with your right arm,you could flag them down and it would take them about three hours to get to you. Now, here’s the twist: is there’s a very horny Silverback gorilla behind you that is going to buttfuck you for all three of those hours on live television as the news broadcasts it until they rescue you. Now your other option, the only other option, is to use the knife that’s trapped behind the ice wall to cut off your dick. And you’d just lose it forever, but you can run and make it back just fine, but you have to lose your dick. So,do you cut off your dick or do you enjoy three hours of televised gorilla buttfucking?

tl;dr: Cut off your own dick or get buttfucked by a silverback gorilla for 3 hours on live TV?

And no, I’m not leaving the girls unpunished.

For The Girls
Which would you rather do, Drink a cup of your mom’s period blood, or a cup of your dad’s semen?

Why do you need different questions for different sexes, why are they both genital related, why is gorilla sex a bad thing here, and why is the female question so much worse.

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May 01, 2013 at 06:23PM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

Put the knife in the gorilla’s eye socket.

Also, I really want to know what train of thought led you to this idea in the first place.

did you read the entire fucking question? Because if you just read the tl;dr version you would know that the only thing you can use the knife for is chopping off your own dick.
Also:
Here

@Cale: Because fuck you, that’s why.

May 01, 2013 at 06:30PM EDT
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Also, it’s highly unlikely that a person would run into a silverback gorilla on a snowy mountain since they live in the forests of Central Africa. Since gorillas don’t live on avalanche-prone mountains, there is no gorilla in your question. Therefore, the question for the guys doesn’t have to involve dick-chopping-off.

Last edited May 01, 2013 at 06:59PM EDT
May 01, 2013 at 06:58PM EDT
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Question: Where the hell was the fucking avalanche if there is a silver back gorilla there to buttfuck you? Also, how the hell is he not trapped also?

May 01, 2013 at 07:00PM EDT
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I think the gorilla would have been frozen to death by then so I’ll take the gorilla. Also, what the fuck bro?

May 01, 2013 at 07:02PM EDT
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can i kill the gorrilla with a bum-clench

May 01, 2013 at 08:37PM EDT

Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

can i kill the gorrilla with a bum-clench

Sadly, no, however hilarious that may be.

May 01, 2013 at 08:42PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

I must ask you to not pick apart the situation, and just Answer the fucking question.

So are you this pissy all the time or is this a special occasion.

May 01, 2013 at 08:52PM EDT
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Cale wrote:

So are you this pissy all the time or is this a special occasion.

eh, about half and half.
now would you please answer the question?

May 01, 2013 at 08:56PM EDT
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Can i phone a friend?

May 02, 2013 at 11:15AM EDT

Few things wrong here…

1. If my genital has been stuck in a ice wall for some time, it probably has succumbed to frostbite.
2. If it’s stuck in a ice wall, it’s probably safe to say it’s crushed.
3. I can use the knife as self defense.
4. Why is a silver back gorilla, an animal that lives in the jungle, in the arctic region?
5. Gorillas actually have smaller penises than humans.
6. If they’re newscasters there, I doubt they’ll sit and watch a sexually frustrated gorilla try to insert its small genitalia into a human.
7. I can also wave at the helicopter with knife in hand.

So… Yeah, this is not a fun forum game.

May 02, 2013 at 11:31AM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

I must ask you to not pick apart the situation, and just Answer the fucking question.

I think you forgot how forum users normally act. Needlessly picking apart situations is more or less what we do.

May 02, 2013 at 01:19PM EDT
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This is thread bad.

May 02, 2013 at 02:15PM EDT
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