At least you’re past the first level.
The Cybermen keep trying to enslave my gosh damn race and I have to keep blowing planets up to kill them.
At least you’re past the first level.
At least you have others in your race.
I’m the last Iranian left.
Find someone else who is the last of their kind and start a new race!
I found my old account on this website and realized what an annoying 14-year-old newfag I was.
At least you’re still not an annoying 14 year old newfag.
I realized that I suck at the medic in TF2 after my whole team tormented me about it.
Humans have attacked my clan and laid the forest to waste.
At least I now am on a computer with a working space bar.
I have nothing wrong in my life. And that makes me sad.
At least you’re sad.
I’m runnin out of bad scenarios.
You’re running out of bad scenarios.
I’m all out of cookies.
You’ll lose weight…
My robot hand malfunctioned!
At least you didn’t amputate your left hand.
My time-machine has malfunctioned, and now I’m in Anne Frank’s hideaway.
At least you’re not Jewish…
I am stuck with magazines from 2001.
At least you aren’t stuck with Playboys from the 80s. shudders
Sleep is awesome!
The moon actually consumed everything
Spongebob forgot the pickles.
At least his sandwiches will taste better.
Anne Frank will refuse to give me the locations of the twins Miriam and Naomi, even if I threaten to make noise.
Then you should go ahead and yell, she isn’t any use to you anymore.
My TARDIS is broken, and I can’t go anywhere.
Oh shit, I used the Tardis too. At least you are stuck with me and Anne Frank here.
I yelled, now Anne has a cloth over my mouth. I’m choking.
The suffering will end soon.
Both of my legs have been cut off.
They were heavily infected
ps1, ps2, ps3 and ps4 have no games
At least you won’t waste your time on them.
The suffering hasn’t ended. Now she’s written the fact that I’ve punched her in her diary.
At least you didn’t have to send her into another dimension where you will never see her again even though you love her madly (possibly).
I can’t find my bloody screwdriver!
At least the police won’t find either.
Anne is as annoying as hell. I was trying to play my violin, and she grabbed it and threw out the window.
You can move into another room and lock the door so she won’t get in!
I was an idiot and forgot how to do Aeroblast!
At least you can still Waterblast.
There are no other rooms.
You’re in one of the world’s most famous diaries!
This Carnotaurus still won’t leave me alone.
(Yells at it) SHUT UP BRO!!!!
At least there aren’t people banging on the door.
A lot of men in army uniform are banging on the door of the room.
At least it hasn’t eaten you yet.
I stepped on a crack and broke my back.
At least you didn’t lose your wallet!
The airplane left before I could board it
It crashed and you weren’t on it!
I lost my winning lottery ticket.
Some homeless guy will find it and he’ll be better off!
I just said something I wish I shouldn’t have said. (Not my bright side answer, something else.)
Everyone was thinking it.
The universe is made up of an untold multitude of galaxies, each containing untold multitudes of planets, and it’s expanding. Taking in the scale of the universe demonstrates that life on one individual planet is utterly meaningless.
At least the life is fun.
Now I have lost both of my arms.
At least you can give her the D.
I just realized I read a whole entire thread about agricultural management and have done nothing with my life
At least you still have the Internet!
My legendary Pokemon died.
Welp, you still have a tomagatchi.
I cant go 3 minutes without farting
You can make a career of it.
Senpai has not yet noticed me.
Senpai is blind, but can hear. he/she will notice you:) – I can’t found my medical license
I’m now running from the Carnotaurus.
At least you are not in a wheelchair.
Medic won’t operate on Miriam under my command.
Forced operations through communism!
Three pelicans crapped on the windshield of my new BMW.
German cars suck anyway.
Red XIII only got one line in Advent Children.
I forgot to tell Adam the bright side of his problem and now he’s probably upset with me.
At least you have friends. (Sob, sob)
I forgot the password to my Steam account.
At least you KNEW your steam account password
No one can fly jets on bf3
At least now nobody will base jump onto annoyingly high camping areas.
CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER!
At least he didn’t eat your face off.
I have to pee.
At least you aren’t in a third world country where there aren’t any bathrooms.
I don’t have a face.
You are Slenderman! – I have no idea
You don’t need an idea.
I’m about to go away for a very long time.