At least he’ll get a new entertainment system…
The night fire from my oven burned my hand…
At least he’ll get a new entertainment system…
At least you didn’t die a slow and painful death if your whole body were to be consumed by flames.
I’m 1 year late to Soul Calibur V.
At least you got IV with the Star Wars characters. Namco aparently decided to say screw it to Nintendo.
I might not do any traveling during this Summer.
I never actually got IV because I only played Broken Destiny and 2.
At least you played something.
I have the Pokemon Route One theme playing in my head and I’m obnoxiously humming it in class.
At last this isn’t stuck in your head…
Believe me…you don’t want this song inside your mind…whiel walking down the darkest streets…rain in the background….people laughing…screaming…
Now I can’t bloody sleep…
More time to go on the Internetz!
My vision is blurred from staring at a screen for an extremely prolonged period of time.
You start having hallucintations of your assassin ancestors!
I’m addicted to Assassin’s Creed as of late.
That’s good… more hype for the new game!
I fear that the Call of Duty Dog is going to die when the game comes out, leaving me brokenhearted.
The dog actually turns out to be a clone of the real dog, trained for battle. The real dog is safely with its owner, away from the battlefield.
The owner is the leader of the game’s main antanogist
Before killing/ incarcerating the main antagonist in the last mission, the dog appears to defend it’s master, but after a steak and a heartwarming cutscene, the dog joins the crusade against his old master.
The clone dog and the real dog have relations, but there’s no puppies since they’re the same sex! I wanted puppies!
Buy or Adopt the puppies – I am full of MeeM and I don’t know what to do with that…
At least you’re not full of pootis.
I accidentally woke Cthulhu and he’s about to kill everything I love.
At least you don’t love anyone or anything because you’re a heartless s.o.b.
I got shoved down a flight of stairs and broke my neck. Now I’m a paraplegic.
At least you still have your arms!
I don’t have arms or legs.
With modern day technology, prosthetic limbs can be implemented!
I have insomnia, somewhat like Tony Stark, except less severe.
At least you don’t have amnesia…
Wait… did I post this before?
Yes you did, but you forgot. Don’t worry, the amnesia has a positive side effect, being that it made you forget all the pain you had earlier in your life.
However, you’re trapped in the dungeons of an old caste ruin
There’s an exit somewhere!
The Abominable Snowman is after me and I doubt have any P.P.!
You take a max elixir to restore all your P.P., in which you then use Draco Meteor to wipe the floor with him.
I’m going to see Equestria Girls in theaters… is that strange?
Lucky for you, you took a bottle of hot water with you, which you can use to melt the snowman.
But now you’re out of beverages for the rest of you hiking trip!
edit, Mark replied in the time I was typing this reply
It isn’t strange that you’re going to watch it, it shows you’re pretty open minded about the whole ‘thing’.
But the parents that go to the movie with their children seem to look weird at you for visiting it
You’ll never meet those parents ever again afterwards and thus you will not be shot harsh looks from them in the future.
I spent lots of money on plastic guns that shoot foam-rubber bullets.
You screw the gun open, and replace the internals with steel parts, way stronger springs etc. to make it a lot more powerful. You find this super awesome, as do your friends.
However, when acting not so careful one time, you accidently shoot in the eye of one of your friends
That friend was later on revealed to have been a phony who only tried being my friend for selfish reasons.
All the new games are going to the Xbox One so I have to waste a lot of money to get any of them.
Lucky for you, there is the internet so you don’t have to buy them.
However, your graphic card isn’t that great, so you’d probably destroy your pc with the new games ( cough cough like mine will too)
I have a 360 anyway and I’m satisfied.
I don’t even have a PC to run games on.
You have ascended to a higher plane of existence, and need only your imagination to play the most advanced games in the Universe.
I’m slowly becoming a douche.
Douches are the spice of the world – done right, they add life every now and then.
I suck at Team Fortress 2.
Don’t worry, you’re not the only one, I do too.
My pc won’t even run TF2 decently at the resolution I have it at now
Time to try new games.
When we were toddlers, my cousin slapped my sandwich out of my hand and I retaliated by hitting him over the headwth a dumbbell. This may be the reason he’s more logically capable today than I am, and more of an asshole.
Whack him with a smartbell, and he may become stupid!
I’m running a shipping lottery… and everyone wants in now. Now I have to make a bunch of NSFW stories for each pairing!
A good way to brush up on writing.
The ones who accept me the most are a bunch of weirdos!
At least you are well understood.
I have discovered recently that I have some level of paranoia.
That’s in a negative connotation – raised awareness seems more like it!
I’m going to a meetup with my friends in a few weeks and one of them is fursuiting. I don’t know if this is a good or a bad thing.