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KYM's Got Talent Season Two

Last posted Jun 06, 2013 at 07:39PM EDT. Added May 23, 2013 at 08:35PM EDT
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Deadpool (The Opt1onal), Jetstream Sam, and Floating Marmot have 10-11 hours to complete the challenge.

May 26, 2013 at 02:55PM EDT
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Describe myself huh…..Ill do a list, paragraph waffle isn’t my thing…..

My names Sam.
I live in England.
Was raised as a UK nationalist socialist.
I attend EDL rallies
I am highly respectful of the religious, never questioning of the churches validity.
I am your average working class person.
I also attend college.
My interests include things such as History and technology.
I am a hardcore gaymer (no casul), play xbox on a regular basis, when im not playing xbox I am thinking of playing xbox.
I have a cat.
I have a collection of wartime items, quite an expensive haul actually.
I also have a collection of warhammer and 40k, I am very skilled at painting them.

You would see me as the lower class uneducated rabble

Last edited May 26, 2013 at 03:48PM EDT
May 26, 2013 at 03:46PM EDT
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Deadpool (The Opt1onal) and Floating Marmot are the only ones that haven’t posted yet.

May 26, 2013 at 03:56PM EDT
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Deadpool (The Opt1onal) and Floating Marmot have six hours to complete the challenge.

May 26, 2013 at 07:06PM EDT
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If Deadpool and Floating Marmot do not post, then they will BOTH be eliminated while the others will move on without any judging.
If Deadpool or Floating Marmot post while the other doesn’t, then the people that posted will be judged while the person that did not post will be eliminated. User with the lowest score will also be eliminated.
If Deadpool and Floating Marmot do post, then everyone will be judged while the person with the lowest score will be the only person eliminated.

Last edited May 26, 2013 at 08:59PM EDT
May 26, 2013 at 08:58PM EDT
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Interesting, huh? This’ll be tough. Here goes nothing.

My identity on the Internetz, specifically KYM, is FloatingMarmot. KYM has only been my handle for a few years, so I’m not one of those young, new fags. When I’m not surfing the web, I’m usually gaming. I live in Florida, the Sunshine State, which is also the leading cause of skin cancer, unfortunately for those people who despise sunscreen. I also hate mosquitoes, and there are way too many of the retched creatures where I live. Mad science, like DisturbedHuman, is also one of my hobbies, particularly Pyrotechnics and lasers.

Last edited May 26, 2013 at 11:22PM EDT
May 26, 2013 at 10:56PM EDT
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Deadpool (The Opt1onal) you have two hours to complete the challenge, otherwise, you’ll be disqualified. Since we have eight of the nine users post, they will be judged.

If Deadpool posts, then only the lowest scored person will be eliminated.
If Deadpool does not post, then he and the lowest scored person will be eliminated.

May 26, 2013 at 11:05PM EDT
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Deadpool has not posted in the 30 hour limit which means he’s eliminated. The judges will now grade the other eight contestants.

May 27, 2013 at 01:07AM EDT
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Moargun-4
Needs moar gun
Endo-4
Apathy and ideas are things I can relate to very much
sting_auer-3
feels a bit short, but I loves me some communism
DisturbedHuman-4
I always endorse making shit up, but could of had more Nazis
Ann Hiro-5
Rhyming and disliking rude people? Throw in a bit of cannibalism and you could be Dr. Hannibal Seuss
Serious Business-5
Epic list of catastrophic proportions
Jetstream Sam-4
Your obsession with xbox intrigues me
FloatingMarmot-3
Loves me a good marmot, but could have been a bit longer

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May 27, 2013 at 01:31AM EDT
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Moargun: 1. Just plain bland and unoriginal.

Endo: 3. Now, you realize just how bad of a person you are, which is a good thing in my eyes.

Sting: 4. I loves me communism and saxamaphone.

DisturbedHuman: 3. needs more aliens.

Ann: 4. The rhyming was a nice touch.

Serious: 2. I am not giving you a good score.

Sam: 3. I think you lead a relatively average life.

Marmot: 2. Eh. could have been longer, but somewhat good.

May 27, 2013 at 07:32AM EDT
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My ratings:

Moargun
1- All that disguishes you from everyone else is your name. Wow, you must be suffering from amnesia. At least, you could’ve made a story up.
Jetstream Sam
5- I don’t support Nazism, but I approve of you telling the truth. I also like the fact that you are the type of kid who follows what his parents raised him as.
Ann Hiro
3- Nice rhyming.
Sting_Auer
4- I feel you, bro.
Serious Business
4- You have presented your submission in a nice way.
Endo
5- I’ve never thought I’d find my copy. The only difference is that I have a good computer, but I suffer from writers block too.
Disturbed Human
5- I like how you made up an interesting story.
Floating Marmot
2- Your grammar skills do not impress me.

May 27, 2013 at 09:02AM EDT

This just in! I am hearing that Iran may not be able to judge this week! So we wait for the final judge!

PS: Marmot lied. He’s been on for like a month.

Last edited May 27, 2013 at 09:05AM EDT
May 27, 2013 at 09:03AM EDT
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Carno/Taur are back here again! wrote:

This just in! I am hearing that Iran may not be able to judge this week! So we wait for the final judge!

PS: Marmot lied. He’s been on for like a month.

I’ve found out otherwise. It was a false alarm yesterday.

May 27, 2013 at 09:05AM EDT

Carno/Taur are back here again! wrote:

This just in! I am hearing that Iran may not be able to judge this week! So we wait for the final judge!

PS: Marmot lied. He’s been on for like a month.

No, I created an account about a month ago. I’ve been enjoying KYM for about a year.

May 27, 2013 at 10:28AM EDT
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@crouching sloth

My challenge was exactly 100 words. The minimum was 75 and the maximum was 100. I wasnt allowed to make it longer.

May 27, 2013 at 10:31AM EDT
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Captain Douglas J. Falcon wrote:

Serious: 2. I am not giving you a good score.

>mfw

Thanks for the helpful feedback, Doug.

Last edited May 27, 2013 at 11:13AM EDT
May 27, 2013 at 11:13AM EDT
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It’s time for the results:

Moargun – 6
Endo – 12
Sting Auer – 11
Disturbed Human – 12
Ann Hiro – 12
Serious Business – 11
Jetstream Sam – 12
Floating Marmot – 7

KYM has voted. The contestant leaving the competition is Moargun.

May 27, 2013 at 12:11PM EDT
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Judges:

Crouching Sloth
Iran
Captain Douglas J Falcon

Contestants:

Endo
Sting Auer
Disturbed Human
Ann Hiro
Serious Business
Jetstream Sam
Floating Marmot

Challenge: Draw a car and make it as detailed and awesome as you can.

May 27, 2013 at 12:48PM EDT
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This is a «Aluminum and Steel Mini-car». All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It is powered by a ☼Two-Cylinder Gasoline Engine☼ and rolls on a ≡Rubber and Aluminum Wheels≡.

On it is an image of Sting_Auer, Founder of the Survivors City-State of the Post-Zombie World in steel armor. He is standing menacingly over a survivor. The survivor is cowering. The image relates to the Great Alcoholing of Sting_Auer in the year 2018, where Sting_Auer barricaded himself in his quarters after drinking alcohol for the first time and screamed incomprehensibly at his followers.

Last edited May 27, 2013 at 01:37PM EDT
May 27, 2013 at 01:36PM EDT
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FloatingMarmot wrote:

@crouching sloth

My challenge was exactly 100 words. The minimum was 75 and the maximum was 100. I wasnt allowed to make it longer.

I should really take up that whole “counting” thing.

May 27, 2013 at 03:59PM EDT
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Sorry if this looks rushed, a couple of friends from alaska visited so I’ve been a little busy
I tried to put awesome things in it (I know I’ll think of something I missed once I post it, but that’s life)

May 27, 2013 at 04:08PM EDT
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ProjectENDO wrote:


Sorry if this looks rushed, a couple of friends from alaska visited so I’ve been a little busy
I tried to put awesome things in it (I know I’ll think of something I missed once I post it, but that’s life)

We got a big threat in this challenge.

May 27, 2013 at 05:52PM EDT
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Contestants:

Endo
Sting Auer
Disturbed Human
Ann Hiro
Serious Business
Jetstream Sam
Floating Marmot

May 27, 2013 at 09:49PM EDT
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Ann Hiro, Serious Business, and Floating Marmot have 13 hours to complete the challenge.

May 27, 2013 at 11:55PM EDT
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This time, I only want one contestant eliminated. So here’s what will happen, if Ann Hiro, Serious Business, and Floating Marmot do not complete the challenge, then the user with the lowest score out of those three from the first challenge will be eliminated.

May 28, 2013 at 01:58AM EDT
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FloatingMarmot wrote:

Sorry if it’s late.

I can’t view the image. Could you upload it to KYM?

May 28, 2013 at 12:28PM EDT

FloatingMarmot wrote:

Here it is again. I hope you can see it.

You can’t embed email attachments. Save it to your computer, and reupload it.

May 28, 2013 at 02:00PM EDT
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Ouch Floating Marmot, I can’t see it. You and Ann Hiro have five hours to post your picture.

May 28, 2013 at 02:13PM EDT
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@madcat

But I need a URL for the image source. I can’t just upload it from my computer.

May 28, 2013 at 02:20PM EDT
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FloatingMarmot wrote:

@madcat

But I need a URL for the image source. I can’t just upload it from my computer.

Try right clicking your image and selecting “Copy image URL

May 28, 2013 at 02:28PM EDT
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FloatingMarmot wrote:

@madcat

But I need a URL for the image source. I can’t just upload it from my computer.

I meant upload it to an image host (e.g. KYM, imgur, minus, etc.) and embed it from there.

May 28, 2013 at 02:29PM EDT
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Ohh, Ok. Sorry. Here ya go.

Hope that worked.

Last edited May 28, 2013 at 02:33PM EDT
May 28, 2013 at 02:32PM EDT
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Ann Hiro just messaged me. He said he’ll be at work for 8 hours. The deadline is in 4 hours. Should I disqualify him or give him extra time?

May 28, 2013 at 02:55PM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

I present to you the invisible car.

Are you sure that’s what you want to submit? You’re a good artist. I could give you until midnight CT.

May 28, 2013 at 03:56PM EDT
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