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Post the the worst possible description of a movie, then we try to guess it.

Last posted Jun 30, 2013 at 11:40AM EDT. Added Jun 05, 2013 at 08:50PM EDT
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Clue. (page get)

An orphan meets his dad’s old co-worker, but they don’t get along.

Jun 21, 2013 at 08:28PM EDT
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I hate to go so bad I kill the thread, so I’ll hint that my bad description is of a 2013 movie.

Jun 22, 2013 at 07:05PM EDT
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Brucker: The new Superman movie.

The answer to my “shy guy who swears a lot” from the first page was supposed to be The King’s Speech. Here’s another one:

There’s this famous guy who doesn’t like to speak but it’s really important for his job that he learns to speak.

Jun 22, 2013 at 11:39PM EDT
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kings speech

a bunch of kids are lured into a crazed man’s home with the promise of candy, throughout the movie, each kid dies in some comical and also gruesome way until the last kid that survives is forced to live in the place forever, to carry on the legacy of the crazed man who led them in

Last edited Jun 23, 2013 at 01:09AM EDT
Jun 23, 2013 at 01:08AM EDT
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willy wanka

That one with that guy who did that thing and was all like “Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?”

Jun 23, 2013 at 01:34AM EDT
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American Psycho

This stars an actor who plays five famous people throughout the history: a clumsy Moses, a stand-up philosopher, Torquemada, King Louis XVI, and a p*ss boy.

The movie was also known for this line: “Don’t be saucy with me, Bearnaise”

Jun 23, 2013 at 06:32AM EDT
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History of the World Part 1

You know that one movie where the girl spits pea soup all over a priest

Jun 23, 2013 at 07:54AM EDT
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The expendables

Ufo’s terrorize earth, alien in area 51

Btw, my previous one was not Star Trek

Jun 23, 2013 at 11:47AM EDT
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Independence Day

My last one wasn’t Expendables. They weren’t actors in the movie.

People live inside mall to hide from large masses outside, but ultimately fail.

Jun 23, 2013 at 11:54AM EDT
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War movie: Actors go to war, but weren’t actors in Expandables. Hmm, dunno.
Mall with masses outside: Dawn of the Dead

Child looks for a lock that fits a found key in a big city.

Jun 23, 2013 at 12:13PM EDT
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Actors go to war?? Tropic Thunder – @Mike Extremely Loud Incredibly Close - Yes always

Jun 23, 2013 at 12:31PM EDT
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective?

Harry Potter rip-off -- Greek mythology version.

Jun 23, 2013 at 12:49PM EDT
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians. (Shouldn’t have mentioned the Mythology)
A family movie about a band of thieves, murderers, rapists, and general scumbags.

Jun 23, 2013 at 12:52PM EDT
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@Sir Crona
Could be a number of things- Pirates of the Caribbean, The Pod People, Princess Bride…

Animals and an oil tycoon sing songs written by half of “Flight of the Conchords”

Jun 23, 2013 at 02:18PM EDT
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It was pirates of the Caribbean. Also, I’m guessing the Muppets.
An alien comes back from his archememy’s funeral to get gunned down by a street gang and haunted by said enemy’s ghost.

Jun 23, 2013 at 02:26PM EDT
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Who Is Username41 This Time? wrote:

I was aiming for Toy Story.

I reckon I’ll put up another one:

Three fugitives, a geek, a brainiac, and a con artist, flee their home town and travel many miles to find refuge via a thug.

Ed Edd ‘n Eddy’s big picture show

Child travels to confront a villain in possession of a legendary glove.
Feat. an android, an Italian, and a ninja.

Jun 23, 2013 at 10:31PM EDT
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I’m going to guess Star Wars?
I’m going to repost the one that was ignored to look at anothe rignored post:
An alien comes back from his archememy’s funeral to get gunned down by a street gang and haunted by said enemy’s ghost.

Jun 23, 2013 at 10:58PM EDT
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Xeno: Kaiju Groupie [HAIL TO THE KING] wrote:

Two kids go on a humanity-saving adventure because they have no lightbulbs.

City of Ember

Reposting my previous unanswered one:
Child travels to confront a villain in possession of a legendary glove.
Feat. an android, an Italian, and a ninja.

Jun 25, 2013 at 10:57PM EDT
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Windigo with salad wrote:

City of Ember

Reposting my previous unanswered one:
Child travels to confront a villain in possession of a legendary glove.
Feat. an android, an Italian, and a ninja.

You got me. I think I know what the one you’re talking about is, but I can’t remember the title. I think it involved the Power Glove. Was it California?

Jun 25, 2013 at 11:00PM EDT
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Xeno: Kaiju Groupie [HAIL TO THE KING] wrote:

You got me. I think I know what the one you’re talking about is, but I can’t remember the title. I think it involved the Power Glove. Was it California?

(It’s “The Wizard” BTW)

Jun 25, 2013 at 11:48PM EDT
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UHF.


A powerful man charged with conspiracy against the United States. The kicker? There is a conspiracy. AND HE IS THE ONLY ONE NOT INVOLVED.

Last edited Jun 26, 2013 at 12:10AM EDT
Jun 26, 2013 at 12:10AM EDT
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i got one

The strange mask that gave Jim Carrey remarkable powers in the 1994 hit CENSORED makes a mess of a seemingly ordinary family in this special effects-laden comic fantasy. Tim Avery (Jamie Kennedy) is a cartoonist living quietly in suburbia with his wife Tonya (Traylor Howard), their baby son Alvey (Ryan Falconer), and dog Otis; however, their lives are turned upside down when Otis discovers a strange green mask which channels the spirit of CENSORED (Alan Cumming), the Norse god of mischief. Both Otis and Alvey get their hands (or paws) on the mask, and soon both are shape shifting and making all manner of trouble while having a great time doing it. Unfortunately, this isn’t the end of Tim and Tonya’s troubles -- it seems the supreme Norse god Odin (Bob Hoskins) has given Loki the assignment of recovering the mask, and CENSORED will do whatever he must to get the mask back from Alvey and Otis. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

CENSORED = cant show so cheaters wont cheat.

Last edited Jun 30, 2013 at 09:57AM EDT
Jun 30, 2013 at 09:56AM EDT

Son of the Mask

Also my last one wasn’t UHF, it was Se7en

My new one: Couple tries to kill each other

Jun 30, 2013 at 11:20AM EDT
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