Last posted Jun 18, 2013 at 05:17PM EDT. Added Jun 15, 2013 at 01:14AM EDT 17 conversations with 16 participants
Post your late night/early morning going’s on stories. Past, present, near future (within 3 seconds of hitting post).
>1 am >get extreme craving >worst craving for food ever >want motherfucking oreos >go downstairs >NO OREOS >would bang a 2/10 for some oreos >stores closed >MFW
Last edited Jun 15, 2013 at 01:17AM EDT
>late at night, 2:00am >get off laptop >go downstairs >remember the hat I bought at a bargain this afternoon >feeling hungry >wash hands >grab a banana out of the fridge >peel banana >eat half of it >get the hat from the plastic bag >put hat on head >Soldier from TF2 opens my unlocked apartment door >walks in
>“GIVE ME YOURHAT” >give him the hat >he leaves through the door >walk back upstairs >finish eating the banana >mfw
Last edited Jun 15, 2013 at 01:47AM EDT
>1 am >on the forums >see new thread in General >“Late Night General” >doesn’t belong there at all >this happens every day >mfw
>2:30 >Completely bored >Turns on TV >Nothing on >Look @ fridge >No snacks >Go on internet >“Windows Update is installing new updates” >Open front door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur >Turn into an jet plane >Fly into the sun >Now I’m dead >Like a boss
>late night general >I’m posting during the day take that, society
>12pm >has weird craving for ice-cream >battery is running low >switches laptop off >gets charger >gets ice lolly from fridge >goes into room >does random stuff That’s All, Folks.
>go in the bathroom, 4am >watch as huge ass spider comes crawling in and takes cover behind toilet just as I’m walking over to it >FUCK NO >can’t reach it back there, first thing I think of that can help me is my sword why not >carefully drop the blade on spider so not to hit the eggsack, cutting it in half – right across the fucking eggsack >tiny spiders everywhere >squish as many as I can but afew escape >slide big dead spider over to me with sword, tiny spiders still pouring out of it >put it in a cup in a plastic bag in my garbage can in a frog in a log in a hole at the bottom of the sea
I didn’t puke or anything, but afew weeks later I found myself having to deal with what I think were the fully grown survivors. Also, video related.
Last edited Jun 15, 2013 at 09:48PM EDT
>Posted while drunk.
>High as fuck posting
>midnight >alone in apartment >KYM image browsing >comment on many images >head to pony gallery >more commenting >click on NSFW spoiler >highly suggestive anthro picture >click link to comment >hear clicking on door >roommate comes in >sees me on image page >mfw
Last edited Jun 15, 2013 at 10:59PM EDT
>5 am >on IRC >having fine gentlemanly chat with fine gentlemen >mods wake up >no more fun allowed >forced to flee to other channels >get bored because most of the other channels I visit are full of bland people (#debian) >disconnect >play some TF2 >pass out >wake up at 2 pm >rinse & repeat
>return to thread >was made as serious thread >notice I did greentext >why the fuck I do greentext? >everyone thinks is thread for fun >see what thread has become despite my failings >mfw Never change KYM
Living! After midnight! Rockin! Till the dawn!
>Twelve Thirty at night >Playing a board game with my cousin >Foster’s Home DVD on the TV >Getting really drowsy >Suddenly in Foster’s Home and my cuz and I are playing chess with Mac and Bloo >Bloo starts chastising for making a good move that will cause him to lose >“Sorry” says I >“Sorry for what?” says my cuz >I wake up >It was all just a sleep deprived induced hullicination >MFW
>And then spaghetti fell out of my ears >Except not really
I petition for a revival of the Drunk Thread
Last edited Jun 17, 2013 at 12:54AM EDT
Ah, the drunk thread. Good times, good times…
When I get back to NZ I’ll see what I can do to get plastered as possible and bring the old drunk thread back. Should be fun.
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