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Last posted Oct 06, 2013 at 07:28PM EDT. Added Jun 30, 2013 at 07:17PM EDT
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What’s the difference between a burn victim and a black homosexual?

One got first aid, the other got aids first.

Jul 05, 2013 at 11:59PM EDT
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An old woman realizes that she has seen and done everything and decides to do away with her life. She ponders many methods of killing herself, and she chooses to shoot herself in the heart. To be certain of success, she phones a doctor and asks him/her where her heart is:

“Two inches below the left nipple,” he says.

She takes aim and shoots herself in the shin.

Jul 06, 2013 at 04:13AM EDT
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I should be laughing, or smiling at the least.
However, here is some holocaust jokes.


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Jul 06, 2013 at 04:20AM EDT
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that there must be more Hitler jokes!


Last edited Jul 06, 2013 at 04:26PM EDT
Jul 06, 2013 at 04:22PM EDT
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joke:
how many jews can you fit in a car?

A: two in the front, three in the back and 1000 in the ashtray.

Jul 06, 2013 at 11:23PM EDT
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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

I’m so sorry.

Jul 07, 2013 at 03:04AM EDT
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

I’m so sorry.

Sorry? The joke wasn’t plane wrong.
It doesn’t tumble my towers one bit.

Last edited Jul 07, 2013 at 03:17AM EDT
Jul 07, 2013 at 03:17AM EDT
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a pedo and a kid walk in the dark forest when the kid says
“it’s so dark i am scared”
to this the pedo reply
“you scared? i have to walk back again alone”

a kid enters the baker
“i need some bread quickly” he says
“dark or white” ask the baker?
“doesn’t matter its for the blind people across the street”

sandy and her mom was walking near the railway when sandy’s mom saw a shiny coin on the rails. she just picked it up when a train came along and ran her over
back on the road sandy was laughing, she knew it was just a bottle cap

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.


and the last one

Jul 07, 2013 at 07:50AM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

Casual.

Stalin ur f0k3n ch33p u stol all ur kills from xX-fam1n-Xx

Jul 07, 2013 at 04:37PM EDT
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Hitler with your best shot.
Fire away.

ENOUGH WITH THESE NAZI JOKES.
THEY MAKE ME FÜHRERIOUS.

Jul 08, 2013 at 04:03AM EDT
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A fat black man found a magic lamp with a genie inside. The genie gave him three wishes. He wished we was thin, white, and appealing to the ladies.

The genie turned him into a tampon.
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Jul 10, 2013 at 08:26PM EDT
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Dameon (in Wolf Form) wrote:

A fat black man found a magic lamp with a genie inside. The genie gave him three wishes. He wished we was thin, white, and appealing to the ladies.

The genie turned him into a tampon.

Well, it still gets him in the ladies.

Jul 11, 2013 at 02:51PM EDT
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When I was at camp, me and one other camper were the only ones who didn’t take showers. I didn’t because I hated the water system. The other didn’t seem to complain since he would constantly refill his water bottle from the bathroom sink. I kept my eye on him to see what was the reason. I began to notice certain things about him: he didn’t spend money at the camp store, he never said grace at mealtime or before bed, and during breakfast, he always stayed away from the bacon. It became clear to me soon after that.

Jul 18, 2013 at 05:38PM EDT
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Asura, The Anti-Fun. wrote:

who you callin casual, casual.

hey casual I totally made out with your mom’s mom last night

Jul 18, 2013 at 08:56PM EDT
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I played FarmVille once, I made my guy black and only farmed Cotten

Aug 26, 2013 at 11:54AM EDT


Nice to meet you kurt

Sep 05, 2013 at 12:33PM EDT

What do you do if your waitress has a black eye?
Talk very slowly; she obviously doesn’t listen well.

Last edited Sep 05, 2013 at 03:45PM EDT
Sep 05, 2013 at 03:43PM EDT
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I’m trying so hard not to laugh.

Oct 04, 2013 at 07:16PM EDT

What do you a tell a women that has two black eyes?
Nothing, that bitch has already been told twice.

Oct 04, 2013 at 07:50PM EDT
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Since this will be the only time I can ever do this with out getting downvoted to hell. I’m going to show a picture of Muhammad in this comment, there’s nothing that any of you can stop me, get ready now cause I’m about to open Pandora’s Box.

Boom there Muhammad Ali, one of the most over sympathized and overrated boxers of all times, there it’s done… What did you think I was going to show a picture of the other Muhammad? Fuck that shit, I don’t want blown up by terrorist!

Oct 05, 2013 at 01:52AM EDT
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^
that joke would have worked a whole lot better if you put the pic and the second half in a spoiler button. 2/10 would not bang

Oct 05, 2013 at 03:01AM EDT
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Dac wrote:

^
that joke would have worked a whole lot better if you put the pic and the second half in a spoiler button. 2/10 would not bang

Yeah I didn’t know how to do that when I made it and I wish I could fix it now but the site wont let me.

Oct 05, 2013 at 09:50PM EDT
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What’s the difference between a freezer & a gay guy?
A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull meat out.

Oct 06, 2013 at 07:28PM EDT
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