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1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (RECARNATION)

Last posted Aug 17, 2013 at 07:13AM EDT. Added Jul 02, 2013 at 11:54PM EDT
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53. Dress up as Slender Man and beg random people for $20.

Jul 05, 2013 at 09:16PM EDT

57. take the objects in another persons cart and put them back on the shelf
(bonus point if done unseen for a while)
(2x bonus if you can confuse/make someone else take the blame)

Last edited Jul 07, 2013 at 08:25AM EDT
Jul 07, 2013 at 08:25AM EDT

64. Replace the common pop music that plays in Wal-Mart with uncensored 90s rap music.

Jul 07, 2013 at 09:44PM EDT

chowzburgerz wrote:

64. Replace the common pop music that plays in Wal-Mart with uncensored 90s rap music.

65. Same as above, but with death or black metal.

Jul 07, 2013 at 09:50PM EDT

70. Dress up as Mitt Romney and tell everyone that they’re fired and their jobs are going to China.

Jul 08, 2013 at 05:43PM EDT

75. wear an pumpkin on top of your head and a cloak then hang around in toy aisle naked
bonus if it’s close to halloween

Jul 09, 2013 at 03:23PM EDT

Bring in a bunch of people wearing UFCW pins.

(Nobody will get this, but this really needs to be done sometime)

Jul 09, 2013 at 10:27PM EDT

80. Mime shooting a kid in the kid in the toy aisle with a nerf gun, and if he “shoots” back call him a fucking noob camper hack etc.

Jul 09, 2013 at 10:57PM EDT

81. Sir, welcome to Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart? This is Sparta!!!
Kick employee down a flight of stairs

Jul 10, 2013 at 05:44PM EDT

85. Wear a trench coat and go over by the watches and start soliciting random people, “Hey, buddy; you want to buy a watch?”
Bonus points if you’re actually employed by WalMart

Jul 11, 2013 at 12:05AM EDT

TehAwesomeBrony wrote:

84. Stealing candy from babies.

86. Stealing babies in general.

Jul 11, 2013 at 12:43AM EDT

91. Going around and whining about the prices.
(Bonus points if you whine like rarity)

Last edited Jul 11, 2013 at 12:47PM EDT
Jul 11, 2013 at 12:46PM EDT

92.Crawl all over the store in a Ghillie suit and use a broom as a sniper rifle.

Jul 11, 2013 at 10:26PM EDT

93. Pretend the bananas are handguns and start shooting at random strangers. When the “clip” is consumed, eat the banana and throw the peel on the ground

Jul 11, 2013 at 11:47PM EDT

94. Go to the lotion isle. Do exactly what you’re thinking you dirty internet bastards.

Last edited Jul 12, 2013 at 01:54AM EDT
Jul 12, 2013 at 01:53AM EDT

95. Acting like a total asshole and be like: “DEAL WITH IT

Last edited Jul 12, 2013 at 06:28AM EDT
Jul 12, 2013 at 06:27AM EDT

Le Bumpkin wrote:

4. Shit on the little conveyor belt that you put your groceries on.

haha, i just reread that a second time, and laughed out loud to myself..

the first time i thought you’d written “sit on the little conveyer belt.” [ that would probably work too, though.]

Last edited Jul 12, 2013 at 03:26PM EDT
Jul 12, 2013 at 03:24PM EDT

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