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1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (RECARNATION)

Last posted Aug 17, 2013 at 07:13AM EDT. Added Jul 02, 2013 at 11:54PM EDT
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99. Force the lactose intolerant to buy milk.

100. Force the vegetarians to buy meat.

100 down, 900 to go.

Jul 12, 2013 at 04:06PM EDT

iBlewupthemoon wrote:

93. Pretend the bananas are handguns and start shooting at random strangers. When the “clip” is consumed, eat the banana and throw the peel on the ground

102. Grab those banana peels and play Mario Kart with the motorized shopping carts

Jul 12, 2013 at 07:12PM EDT

103. Shout “BLITZ” (anyone who has worked at Walmart will know)

Jul 12, 2013 at 10:13PM EDT

105. Break into the manager’s office and lock yourself in. Then sing “Bird is the Word” over the intercom until they stop you. All verses. Repeat as needed.

Jul 13, 2013 at 12:31AM EDT

106. Get a radio/laptop, turn on the Lazy Town “You are a Pirate song” and start stealing oranges.
(LoL Players will understand)

Jul 13, 2013 at 03:11AM EDT

113. Try to start making out with strangers.

Jul 14, 2013 at 03:00AM EDT

115. Get a job in Walt-Mart, bad talk to your boss, get fired.

Jul 14, 2013 at 02:21PM EDT

118. Do this to random people:

Last edited Jul 15, 2013 at 02:44AM EDT
Jul 15, 2013 at 02:44AM EDT

119. Ride the bikes on display while singing “La la la!” at the top of your lungs, like so.

Jul 15, 2013 at 03:11AM EDT

TehAwesomeBrony wrote:

116. Say “I love you” to random women in the store.

You should especially do this if you’re female.

Jul 15, 2013 at 03:34AM EDT

118. Lock and load one of the guns in the store and shoot someone

Jul 15, 2013 at 02:03PM EDT

119. replace hot game titles with cds (bonus: if you manage this) (2x bonus: for actually working at the game aisle)

Jul 16, 2013 at 02:09PM EDT

Losing count are we?

123. Do what Stewie and Brian would do. DRIVE A FUCKING TANK THROUGH THE STORE!!!

Jul 16, 2013 at 04:32PM EDT

125: Rub a bunch tooth paste onto your naked body and slide your way across the aisles while screaming "I AM THE SLUG!’

Jul 17, 2013 at 02:18PM EDT

127. slide down the convertor belt with style. points if you knock down food items

Jul 17, 2013 at 05:29PM EDT

128. scream at the to of your lungs KOOOOOOONY 2012!!!!!!2!!!

Jul 17, 2013 at 10:09PM EDT

131. Run around dressed up as the Doctor pointing your sonic screwdriver in people’s faces, while screaming, “GERONIMO!”

Last edited Jul 19, 2013 at 01:03AM EDT
Jul 19, 2013 at 01:03AM EDT


Take a puzzle from the puzzle section and run around, angrily telling any employee you meet that their store tried to sell you a puzzle that was broken into pieces.

Jul 20, 2013 at 10:11AM EDT

Blast He-Man’s rendition of “what’s up” at maximum volume while prancing and acting flamboyant in general.

Jul 21, 2013 at 02:20PM EDT

141. Walk into the store with a pneumatic drill and begin chiselling away at the floor down one of the isles. When some comes to remove you simply look them in the face and say…..

“Seeenging pihpez….”

Jul 21, 2013 at 03:09PM EDT

142. Do the following…

Step 1. Take over the intercom
Step 3.???
Step 4. Profit!

Jul 21, 2013 at 03:37PM EDT

Wear an Amish outfit then take a super strong electric magnet, hide it in your jacket (or what ever the Amish wear).
Then proceed to the electronic section of the store, once the Televisions and other electronics turn to static or power down all together, everyone’s cellphones that they have on (Bonus points for taking out the cameras and lights) due to the powerful magnet in your jacket.
As people are confused about why all the electronics are going hay wire or just died start yelling: “ALL MUST GO BACK TO THE WAYS OF THE OLD!!!” (continuously).
Finally run like a mad man around the store continue through other sections of the store that has electronics or electric based products.

Not only you got kicked out but you got on T.V. and being labeled “The Amish Terrorist”.

Last edited Jul 22, 2013 at 12:40PM EDT
Jul 22, 2013 at 12:31PM EDT

146. walk into walmart like “what up? i got a big cock”

Jul 22, 2013 at 02:15PM EDT

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