so some guy that is around my work place offered to hook me up with a girl.
alright, sounds good.
“you want her to be your wife of your girlfriend?” he asks.
ok, that was getting odd, i say i want her to be my girlfriend
“can you love her?”
…yeah sure i can love her
“ok so what’s the size of your… tool?”
my what now?
“you know, your, tool for women, what’s its size?”
wtf, im not telling you, it doesn’t even matter
“what do you mean, you need to be a proper man so that the girl will agree to be with you, now here, have a ruler, messure it and tell me whats the size”
and kept brining up this subject every time i stumbled upon this guy… and no, he wasn’t joking, he was 100% serious.
i really wish this little story wasn’t real. it was one of the most disturbing and ackward things i ever came across in my life…