Step 2: Follow the greeting with profanity, particularly including the world “nigga”.
Example: Hi, how are ya mah nigga?
Step 3: Proceed to jump in the air for a gravity defying High Five with your friend.
Example of a beautifully executed High Five:
Example of a High Five fail:
Step 4: Ask what’s good. Like so
Step 5: Show him/her the dance of your people and then use your mating call, inviting them to join.
Step 7: Recite lyrics from the most plastic, boring, and lifeless pop song you know.
“Now I’m feeling so fly, like a G6…”
Step 8: Punch them in the snout as hard as you can to establish your dominance.
Step 9. If Step 8 doesn’t work, do it again.
get in their face
step 11. be an punmaster
Step 12. Rip their head off. That’ll learn them who’s top dog. Rrrr.
Step 13. Desecrate the body in any way you see fit. If they survived decapitation, replace head with something silly, like a balloon animal.
step 14. if not strong enough to decapitate teabag instead
Step 15: disregard the six year olds raging because they can’t decapitiate you.
Step 16: “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle!”
Step 17: Say this---
Step 18: Welcome him to your rice fields.
Step 19: Do the flop
Step 20: Do not take anything seriously.
Step 21: Do not take step 20 seriously
Step 23: Get A Mustache AND Add To the Beggining Of Your Name “Not”